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I never doubted my ability, but when you hear all your life you're inferior,
it makes you wonder if the other guys have something you've never seen before.
If they do, I'm still looking for it.
Hank Aaron (Henry Louis Aaron),
1992
Death is a black camel, which kneels at the gates of all.
Abd-el-Kader
(18071883), Algerian Arab poet
The most important thing about having goals is having one.
Geoffrey F.
Abert
Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
John
Emerich Edward Dalberg, 1st Baron Acton (18341902), British historian. Letter,
April 3, 1887, to Bishop Mandell Creighton. The Life and Letters of Mandell
Creighton, Vol. 1, Chapter 13, ed. Louise Creighton (1904).
... whilst you are proclaiming peace and good will to men, Emancipating all
Nations, you insist upon retaining absolute power over wives. But you must
remember that Arbitrary power is like most other things which are very hard,
very liable to be brokenand notwithstanding all your wise Laws and Maxims we
have it in our power not only to free ourselves but to subdue our Masters, and
without violence throw both your natural and legal authority at our feet
...
Abigail Adams (17441818), wife of President John Adams and mother of
President John Quincy Adams. In a letter dated May 7, 1776 and written from
Braintree, Mass. to her husband, John Adams, reprinted in The Feminist
Papers, Part 1, by Alice S. Rossi (1973).
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely
foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
Douglas
Adams
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Douglas Adams
When people talk of the freedom of writing, speaking or thinking I cannot
choose but laugh. No such thing ever existed. No such thing now exists; but I
hope it will exist. But it must be hundreds of years after you and I shall write
and speak no more.
John Adams. U.S. president
Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations,
or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and
evidence.
John Quincy Adams. U.S. president. (see Tobias Smollett)
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones
to keep.
Scott Adams
I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people
to do things, you can only demotivate them. The primary job of the manager is
not to empower but to remove obstacles.
Scott Adams
More on Aeschylus
(525 BC456 BC) Greek tragic poet
Call no man happy till he is dead.
Aeschylus (525 BC456 BC), Greek
tragic poet, Agamemnon (938)
God is not averse to deceit in a holy cause.
Aeschylus (525 BC456 BC),
Greek tragic poet
It is always in season for old men to learn.
Aeschylus (525 BC456 BC),
Greek tragic poet
Necessity is stronger far than art.
Aeschylus (525 BC456 BC), Greek
tragic poet, Prometheus Chained (line 513)
So, in the Libyan fable it is told
That once an eagle, stricken with
a dart,
Said, when he saw the fashion of the
shaft,
"With our own feathers, not by others'
hand
Are we now smitten."
Aeschylus (525 BC456
BC), Greek tragic poet, Fragment (Plumptre's translation), line123
The reward of suffering is experience.
Aeschylus (525 BC456 BC), Greek
tragic poet, Agamemnon (185)
There is no pain so great as the memory of joy in present grief.
Aeschylus (525 BC456 BC), Greek tragic poet
To be rather than to seem.
Latin, Esse quam videri.
Aeschylus
(525 BC456 BC), Greek tragic poet, Siege of Thebes
Any excuse will serve a tyrant.
Aesop, The Wolf and the Lamb
Beware that you do not lose the substance by grasping at the shadow.
Aesop
Outside show is a poor substitute for inner worth.
Aesop
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
Aesop
In union there is strength.
Aesop
In the United States today, we have more than our share of the nattering
nabobs of negativism.
Spiro Agnew, American politician, Nixon's
vice-president (19181996), in a speech at San Diego
To one extent, if you've seen one city slum, you've seen them all.
Spiro Agnew, American politician, Nixon's vice-president (19181996)
Ultra-liberalism today translates into a whimpering isolationism in foreign
policy, a mulish obstructionism in domestic policy, and a pusillanimous
pussyfooting on the critical issue of law and order.
Spiro Agnew, American
politician, Nixon's vice-president (19181996), before he pled nolo
contendere on charges of tax evasion on bribes taken when he was governor of
Maryland.
Set your expectations high; find men and women whose integrity and values you
respect; get their agreement on a course of action; and give them your ultimate
trust.
John Akers
Adversity is the seed of well-doing: it is the nurse of heroism and boldness;
who that hath enough, will endanger himself to have more? who that is at ease,
will set his life on the hazard?
Akhenaton? (Egyptian pharaoh, c. B.C.
1375)
Labour not after riches first, and think thou afterwards wilt enjoy them. He
who neglecteth the present moment, throweth away all that he hath. As the arrow
passeth through the heart, while the warrior knew not that it was coming; so
shall his life be taken away before he knoweth that he hath it.
Akhenaton?
(Egyptian pharaoh, c. B.C. 1375)
To be satisfied with a little, is the greatest wisdom;
and he that
increaseth his riches, increaseth his cares;
but a contented mind is a hidden
treasure,
and trouble findeth it not.
Akhenaton? (Egyptian pharaoh, c.
B.C. 1375)
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough
people to make it worth the effort.
Herm Albright
If at first you don't succeed, you're running about average.
M.H. Alderson
Had I been present at the creation, I would have given some useful hints for
the better ordering of the universe.
Alfonso X, the Wise, Spanish king of Castile (12261284)
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.
Muhammed Ali [Cassius Marcellus Clay]
I always liked to chase the girls. Parkinson's stops all that. Now I might have a chance to
go to heaven.
Muhammed Ali, [Cassius Marcellus Clay] calling his Parkinson's Disease
a blessing.
I am America. I am the part you won't recognize. But get used to me. Black,
confident, cocky; my name, not yours; my religion, not yours; my goals, my own;
get used to me.
Muhammed Ali [Cassius Marcellus Clay], 1975
I am the greatest.
Muhammed Ali [Cassius Marcellus Clay]
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
Muhammed Ali [Cassius Marcellus Clay]
It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I just beat people up.
Muhammed Ali [Cassius Marcellus Clay]
It's lack of faith that makes people afraid of meeting challenges, and I believe in myself.
Muhammed Ali [Cassius Marcellus Clay]
Service to others is the rent you pay for your room here on earth.
Muhammed Ali [Cassius Marcellus Clay]
The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years
of his life.
Muhammed Ali [Cassius Marcellus Clay]
More on Dante Alighieri
(12651321) Italian poetAbandon all hope, all ye who enter here.
Italian: Lasciate ogni speranza
voi ch'entrate.
Dante Alighieri, Italian poet (12651321)
For what is liberty but the unhampered translation of will into act?
Dante Alighieri, Italian poet (12651321)
My soul tasted that heavenly food, which gives new appetite while it
satiates.
Italian: L'anima mia gustava di quel cibo,
Che saziando di
se, di se s'asseta.
Dante Alighieri, Italian poet (12651321),
Purgatorio (XXXI, 128)
Pride, envy, avarice these are the sparks have set on fire the souls of
man.
Dante Alighieri, Italian poet (12651321)
The customs and fashions of men change like leaves on the bough, some of
which go and others come.
Dante Alighieri, Italian poet (12651321),
Paradiso (XXVI, 137)
The hottest places in hell are reserved for whose who, in a period of moral
crisis, maintain their neutrality.
Dante Alighieri, Italian poet
(12651321)
This audacity of theirs is not new.
Italian: Questa lor tracotanza non
e nuova.
Dante Alighieri, Italian poet (12651321), Inferno
(VIII, 124)
In those parts of the world where learning and science have prevailed,
miracles have ceased; but in those parts of it as are barbarous and ignorant,
miracles are still in vogue.
Ethan Allen (17381789) American
Revolutionary, Reason the Only Oracle of Man (1784)
I have generally been denominated a Deist, the reality of which I never
disputed, being conscious I am no Christian, except mere infant baptism makes me
one; and as to being a Deist, I know not strictly speaking, whether I am one or
not.
Ethan Allen (17381789) American Revolutionary, Reason the Only
Oracle of Man (1784)
I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find
yourself up there.
Fred Allen
You will become as small as your controlling desire, as great as your
dominant aspiration.
James Allen
I didn't accept it. I received it.
Richard Allen, National Security
Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and two watches he was
given by two Japanese journalists after he helped arrange a private interview
for them with First Lady Nancy Reagan.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve
immortality through not dying.
Woody Allen (1935) American comic actor,
writer, and filmmaker
To YOU I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
Woody Allen
(1935) American comic actor, writer, and filmmaker
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one
of the best.
Woody Allen (1935) American comic actor, writer, and
filmmaker
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Woody
Allen (1935) American comic actor, writer, and filmmaker
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the
roller of an electric typewriter?
Woody Allen (1935) American comic
actor, writer, and filmmaker, Without Feathers, 1975
As a nation we have revisited that bitter lesson all too often since the
school prayer decision of 1962. In the name of prayer and "family values," large
numbers of citizens have reacted to their neighbors with hate and anger when
public school religious practices have been challenged as violating the Bill of
Rights. It is astounding and depressing to witness people who claim that school
prayer is necessary to return the nation to spiritual values, attacking with
vicious and intemperate behavior fellow citizens who disagree with their
solution. In the name of their deity, these self-styled keepers of public
morality exhibit the most outrageous forms of discrimination, hate, and
intimidation against those who challenge organized prayer in public schools. And
the venom has not been diluted over the thirty-four years since Engle. Further,
on those occasions where the challenge to school prayer originated with Jewish
citizens, the ugly head of anti-Semitism lurks all too close to the surface.
Robert S. Alley, Without a Prayer: Religious Expression in Public
Schools, page 22
Over and over again throughout this book we witness the majority of citizens
in a given community, in the name of prayer, abusing and tyrannizing those who
have challenged local-or-state-endorsed religious practices. And these represent
only a few examples: the problem itself is too widespread for every instance to
be included here. Establishment in the name of the majority has bred hooligans
ready to threaten fellow citizens, harassing both adults and children alike in
the name of prayer. The disease of de facto religious establishments is evident
today in the vicious treatment by community majorities of those courageous
citizens who seek protection under the First Amendment.
Robert S. Alley,
Without a Prayer: Religious Expression in Public Schools, (back
cover)
Old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old
authors to read.
Alonzo of Aragon, as quoted by Francis Bacon in
Apothegm
What's a cult? It just means not enough people to make a minority.
Robert Altman, film director, Interview, The Observer (London), April 11,
1981
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds
from the rich by promising to protect each from the other.
Oscar Ameringer
(from Politicians and Other Scoundrels by Ferdinand Lundberg)
No power or virtue of man could ever have deserved that what has been fated
should not have taken place. Latin, Nulla vis humana vel virtus meruisse
unquam potuit, ut, quod praescripsit fatalis ordo, non fiat.
Marcellinus
Ammianus (c. 395), Roman historian from Antioch, Historia (XXIII)
Wicked acts are accustomed to be done with impunity for the mere desire of
occupation. Latin, Solent occupationis spe vel impune quaedam scelesta
committi.
Marcellinus Ammianus (c. 395), Roman historian from Antioch,
Historia (XXX)
Wicked deeds are generally done, even with impunity, for the mere desire of
occupation.
Latin, Solent occupationis spe vel impune quaedam scelesta
committi.
Marcellinus Ammianus (c. 395), Roman historian from Antioch,
Annales (XXX, 9)
Wise men argue cases, fools decide them.
Anacharsis
Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little
flower.
Hans Christian Andersen
More on Dwayne Andreas U.S. businessman, head of Archer Daniels Midland
There isn't one grain of anything in the world that is sold in a free market.
Not one! The only place you see a free market is in the speeches of politicians.
People who are not in the Midwest do not understand that this is a socialist
country.
Dwayne Andreas
If everything's under control, you're going too slow.
Mario Andretti,
race car driver
I find it interresting that the meanest life, the poorest existence, is
attributed to God's will, but as human beings become more affluent, as their
living standard and style begin to ascend the material scale, God descends the
scale of responsibility at commensurate speed.
Maya Angelou (Marguerite
Johnson)(1928) American poet, writer, activist, I Know Why the Caged Bird
Sings
We really are 15 countries, and it's remarkable that each of us thinks we
represent the real America. The Midwesterner in Kansas, the black American in
Durham both are certain they are the real American.
Maya Angelou
(Marguerite Johnson)(1928) American poet, writer, activist, quoted by Dr. Paul
Gorski, "Multicultural Pavilion: Quotations and Proverbs"
The plague of racism is insidious, entering into our minds as smoothly and
quietly and invisibly as floating airborne microbes enter into our bodies to
find lifelong purchase in our bloodstreams.
Maya Angelou (Marguerite
Johnson)(1928) American poet, writer, activist, quoted by Dr. Paul Gorski,
"Multicultural Pavilion: Quotations and Proverbs"
The need for change bulldozed a road down the center of my mind.
Maya
Angelou (Marguerite Johnson)(1928) American poet, writer, activist, quoted by
Dr. Paul Gorski, "Multicultural Pavilion: Quotations and Proverbs"
Self-pity in its early stage is as snug as a feather mattress. Only when it
hardens does it become uncomfortable.
Maya Angelou (Marguerite
Johnson)(1928) American poet, writer, activist
Among the more irritating consequences of our flagrantly religious society is
the special dispensation that mainstream religions receive. We all may talk
about religion as a powerful social force, but unlike other similarly powerful
institutions, religion is not to be questioned, criticized or mocked.
Natalie Angier, "Confessions of a Lonely Atheist," in New York Times
Magazine, January 14, 2001
More on Susan Brownell Anthony (18201906), American feminist leader and suffragist
Join the union, girls, and together say Equal Pay for Equal Work.
Susan
Brownell Anthony (18201906), American feminist leader and suffragist, The
Revolution (woman suffrage newspaper) March 18, 1869
The religious persecution of the ages has been done under what was claimed to
be the command of God.
Susan Brownell Anthony (18201906), American
feminist leader and suffragist, from Rufus K. Noyes, Views of
Religion
There are only two people who can tell you the truth about yourself an
enemy who has lost his temper and a friend who loves you dearly.
Antisthenes (444? BCafter 371 BC), Greek philosopher, founder of the
Cynics.
We must not contradict, but instruct him that contradicts us; for a madman is
not cured by another running mad also.
Antisthenes (444? BCafter 371 BC),
Greek philosopher, founder of the Cynics.
Choose your friends carefully. Your enemies will choose you.
Yassir
Arafat
More on
Aristotle (384322 B.C.), Greek philosopher
A democracy is a government in the hands of men of low birth, no property,
and unskilled labor.
Aristotle
A human being is a naturally political [animal].
Aristotle
A tyrant must put on the appearance of uncommon devotion to religion.
Subjects are less apprehensive of illegal treatment from a ruler whom they
consider god-fearing and pious. On the other hand, they do less easily move
against him, believing that he has the gods on his side.
Aristotle
All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind.
Aristotle
All who have meditated on the art of governing mankind have been convinced
that the fate of empires depends on the education of youth.
Aristotle
Anyone can become angry that is easy. But to be angry with the right
person, to the right degree, at the right time, for the right purpose, and in
the right way; this is not easy.
Aristotle
Civil confusions often spring from trifles but decide great issues.
Aristotle
Democracy arose from men's thinking that if they are equal in any respect,
they are equal absolutely.
Aristotle
Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
Aristotle
For one swallow does not make a summer, nor does one day; and so too one day,
or a short time, does not make a man blessed and happy.
Aristotle
For though we love both the truth and our friends, piety requires us to honor
the truth first.
Aristotle
How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the
disputants had dared to define their terms.
Aristotle
If the hammer and the shuttle could move themselves, slavery would be
unnecessary.
Aristotle
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without
accepting it.
Aristotle
Men come together in cities in order to live: they remain together in order
to live the good life.
Aristotle
Men create gods after their own image, not only with regard to their form but
with regard to their mode of life.
Aristotle
The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but
their inward significance.
Aristotle
The best political community is formed by citizens of the middle class.
Aristotle
The end of labor is to gain leisure.
Aristotle
The generality of men are naturally apt to be swayed by fear rather than
reverence, and to refrain from evil rather because of the punishment that it
brings than because of its own foulness.
Aristotle
The gods too are fond of a joke.
Aristotle
The law is reason free from passion.
Aristotle
The ultimate value of life depends upon awareness, and the power of
contemplation rather than upon mere survival.
Aristotle
The vigorous are no better than the lazy during one half of life, for all men
are alike when asleep.
Aristotle
The worst form of inequality is to try to make unequal things equal.
Aristotle
There are some jobs in which it is impossible for a man to be virtuous.
Aristotle
We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then, is not an act, but a habit.
Aristotle
We make war that we may live in peace.
Aristotle
Wit is educated insolence.
Aristotle
Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods.
Aristotle
You cannot get ahead while you are getting even.
Dick Armey
Those who await not gifts from chance have conquered fate.
Matthew
Arnold, Victorian English poet
Miracles are doomed; they will drop out like fairies and witchcraft, from
among the matter which serious people believe.
Matthew Arnold, Victorian
English poet, Literature and Dogma
If you think you can, you can. And if you think you can't, you're right.
Marykay Ash
More on Isaac Asimov
(19201992) Russian-born scientist and author
I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
Isaac Asimov
If mankind recognizes that war is impossible...that all national rivalries
are foolish...if they get together any kind of an extension of detente ... then
we may pull out of it all the better for it.
Isaac Asimov
It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety.
Isaac Asimov
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
Isaac Asimov
Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right.
Isaac Asimov
Our lifetime may be the last that will be lived out in a technological
society.
Isaac Asimov
The first law of dietetics seems to be: if it tastes good, it's bad for
you.
Isaac Asimov
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new
discoveries, is not "Eureka!" (I found it!) but "That's funny ..."
Isaac
Asimov
Thin people are thin because they don't know any better.
Isaac
Asimov
Things do change. The only question is that since thiings are deteriorating
so quickly, will society and man's habits change quickly enough?
Isaac
Asimov
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
Isaac Asimov
No opera plot can be sensible, for people do not sing when they are feeling
sensible.
W H Auden, poet
Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but
among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh.
W H Auden,
poet
It takes little talent to see what is under one's nose, a good deal of it to
know in what direction to point that organ.
W H Auden, poet
O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.
Saint Augustine
We ought to do good to others as simply as a horse runs, or a bee makes
honey, or a vine bears grapes season after season without thinking of the grapes
it has borne.
Marcus Aurelius
Errors using inadequate data are much less than those using no data at all.
Charles Babbage, English mathematician and inventor (17921871)
I wish to God these calculations had been executed by steam.
Charles
Babbage, English mathematician and inventor (17921871), quoted in "In
Mathematical Circles" by H. Eves
The successful man is the one who had the chance and took it.
Roger
Babson
If things go wrong, don't go with them.BR> Roger Babson
More on Francis
Bacon (15611626) English philosopher, statesman and writer
A trust is an obligation of conscience of one to the will of another.
Francis Bacon
All rising to great place is by a winding stair.
Francis Bacon
Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
Francis Bacon,
Certain Apophthegms of Lord Bacon (no. IV)
Be so true to thyself, as thou be not false to others.
Francis Bacon
But the images of men's wits and knowledges remain in books, exempted from
the wrong of time, and capable of perpetual renovation.
Francis Bacon,
Advancement of Learning (book I, Advantages of Learning)
Come home to men's business and bosoms.
Francis Bacon, Essays
(dedication of 9th Edition)
For all knowledge and wonder (which is the seed of knowledge) is an
impression of pleasure in itself.
Francis Bacon
For cleanness of body was ever esteemed to proceed from a due reverence to
God, to society, and to ourselves.
Francis Bacon
Fortune hath somewhat the nature of a woman; if she be too much wooed, she is
the farther off.
Francis Bacon
He that hath wife and children hath given hostages to fortune; for they are
impediments to great enterprises, either of virtue or mischief.
Francis
Bacon
Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper.
Francis Bacon
I do not believe that any man fears to be dead, but only the stroke of death.
Francis Bacon
I have taken all knowledge to be my province.
Francis Bacon
I would live to study, and not study to live.
Francis Bacon
If a man will begin with certainties, he shall end in doubts; but if he will
be content to begin with doubts he shall end in certainties. (1605)
Francis
Bacon
[It has been well said that] the arch-flatterer with whom all the petty
flatterers have intelligence is a man's self.
Francis Bacon, quoted in
Essays
It is a strange desire to seek power and to lose liberty.
Francis
Bacon
Knowledge is power. Nam et ipsa scientia potestas est.
Francis
Bacon: 12 Meditationes Sacraelig. De Haeligresibus.
Men of age object too much, consult too long, adventure too little, repent
too soon, and seldom drive business home to the full period, but content
themselves with a mediocrity of success.
Francis Bacon, Essay XLII, "Of
Youth and Age"
Natural abilities are like natural plants, that need pruning by study; and
studies themselves do give forth directions too much at large, except they be
bounded in by experience.
Francis Bacon
Nature, to be commanded, must be obeyed.
Francis Bacon
Nothing doth more hurt in a state than that cunning men pass for wise.
Francis Bacon
Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man.
Francis Bacon
Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be
chewed and digested.
Francis Bacon, Essay, "Of Studies"
Stay a little, that we may make an end the sooner.
Francis Bacon
The desire of power in excess caused the angels to fall; the desire of
knowledge in excess caused man to fall; but in charity there is no excess,
neither can angel or man come in danger by it.
Francis Bacon, Essay, "On
Goodness"
The laws of the most kingdoms and states have been like buildings of many
pieces, and patched up from time to time according to occasion, without frame or
model. ... This continual heaping up of laws without digesting them maketh but a
chaos and confusion, and turneth the laws many times to become but snares for
the people. ... Then look into the state of your laws and justice of your land:
purge out multiplicity of laws: clear the incertainty of them: repeal those that
are snaring; and press the execution of those that are wholesome and necessary
...
Francis Bacon
The mould of a man's fortune is in his own hands.
Francis Bacon
The wisdom of our ancestors.
Francis Bacon
The World's a bubble, and the Life of Man Less than a span
Francis
Bacon, poem, "Life"
They are ill discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see
nothing but sea.
Francis Bacon
We are much beholden to Machiavel and others, that write what men do, and not
what they ought to do.
Francis Bacon
What then remains but that we still should cry
For being born, and, being
born, to die?
Francis Bacon, paraphrase of a Greek epigram
The rights and interests of the laboring man will be protected and cared for
not by our labor agitators, but by the Christian men to whom God in his infinite
wisdom has given control of property interests of the country, and upon the
successful management of which so much remains.
George F. Baer (railroad
industrialist)
They don't suffer. They can't even speak English.
George F. Baer,
answering a reporters' question about the suffering of starving miners
The world of humanity has two wings, one is women and the other men. Not
until both wings are equally developed can the bird fly.
Abdu'l-Baha
A man without ambition is dead. A man with ambition but no love is dead. A
man with ambition and love for his blessings here on earth is ever so
alive.
Pearl Bailey, 1971
When you're young, the silliest notions seem the greatest achievements.
Pearl Bailey, 1968
There is a way to look at the past. Don't hide from it. It will not catch you
if you don't repeat it.
Pearl Bailey, 1993
The things we truly love stay with us always, locked in our hearts as long as
life remains.
Josephine Baker, 1940
A violinist had a violin, a painer his palette. All I had was myself. I was
the instrument that I must care for.
Josephine Baker
Freedom is not something that anybody can be given, freedom is something
people take.
James Baldwin: Nobody Knows My Name
Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they
have never failed to imitate them.
James Baldwin
Any writer, I suppose, feels that the world into which he was born is nothing
less than a conspiracy against the cultivation of his talent.
James
Baldwin, 1955
Hatred, which could destroy so much, never failed to destroy the man who
hated, and this was an immutable law.
James Baldwin, Notes of a Native Son,
1955
I imagine that one of the reasons that people cling to their hates so
stubbornly is becaue they sense, once hate is gone, that they will be forced to
deal with the pain.
James Baldwin, 1955
I want to be an honest man and a good writer.
James Baldwin, 1955
The price one pays for pursuing any profession, or calling, is an intimate
knowledge of its ugly side.
James Baldwin, 1961
There is never time in the future in which we will work out our salvation.
The challenge is in the moment; the time is always now.
James Baldwin,
1961
People pay for what they do, and still more for what they have allowed
themselves to become. And they pay for it very simply; by the lives they
lead.
James Baldwin, 1961
The world is before you and you need not take it or leave it as it was when
you came in.
James Baldwin, 1961
No people come into possession of a culture without having paid a heavy price
for it.
James Baldwin
To be sensual, I think, is to respect and rejoice in the force of life, of
life itself, and to be present in all that one does, from the effort of loving
to the making of bread.
James Baldwin, 1962
The power of the white world is threatened whenever a black man refuses to
accept the white world's definitions.
James Baldwin, 1962
The most dangerous creation of any society is the man who has nothing to
lose.
James Baldwin, 1962
Life is tragic simply because the earth turns and the sun inexorably rises
and sets, and one day, for each of us, the sun will go down for the last, last
time.
James Baldwin, 1962
One is responsible to life: It is the small beacon in that terrifying
darkness from which we come and to which we shall return.
James Baldwin,
1962
The only thing that white people have that black people need, or should want,
is power and no one holds power forever.
James Baldwin, 1962
I am what time, circumstance, history, have made of me, certainly, but I am
also, much more than that. So are we all.
James Baldwin, 1984
Bureaucracy is a giant mechanism operated by pygmies.
Honorι de
Balzac
Power is not revealed by striking hard or often, but by striking true.
Honorι de Balzac
Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
Honorι de Balzac
Misfortune, no less than happiness, inspires us to dream.
Honorι de
Balzac
I'm as pure as the driven slush.
Tallulah Bankhead
If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.
Tallulah Bankhead
Nobody can be exactly like me. Even I have trouble doing it.
Tallulah
Bankhead
Whatever you do, do it with all your might. Work at it, early and late, in
season and out of season, not leaving a stone unturned, and never deferring for
a single hour that which can be done just as well as now.
P.T. Barnum
Always be a little kinder than necessary.
James M. Barrie
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a
conventional thing to happen to him.
John Barrymore's dying words
The absurd man is he who never changes.
Auguste Barthelemy
It is by universal misunderstanding that all agree. For if, by ill luck,
people understood each other, they would never agree.
Charles Baudelaire
(18211867), French poet
There are as many kinds of beauty as there are habitual ways of seeking
happiness.
Charles Baudelaire (18211867), French poet
You need only reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation
as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases
which our founding fathers used in the struggle for independence.
Charles
Beard (18741948), American historian
One is not born a genius, one becomes a genius.
Simone De Beauvoir
One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others,
by means of love, friendship, indignation and compassion.
Simone De
Beauvoir
Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret
Henry Ward Beecher
Strength is a matter of the made-up mind.
John Beecher
When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so
regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for
us.
Alexander Graham Bell
It appears that my worst fears have been realized: we have made progress in
everything yet nothing has changed.
Derrick Bell, 1987
Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile... initially scared me
to death.
Betty Bender
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or
not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
Ernest
Benn
Your life is the sum result of all the choices you make, both consciously and
unconsciously. If you can control the process of choosing, you can take control
of all aspects of your life. You can find the freedom that comes from being in
charge of yourself.
Robert F. Bennett
The most dangerous leadership myth is that leaders are born-that there is a
genetic factor to leadership. This myth asserts that people simply either have
certain charismatic qualities or not. That's nonsense; in fact, the opposite is
true. Leaders are made rather than born.
Warren G. Bennis
Failing organizations are usually over-managed and under-led.
Warren G.
Bennis
The rewards in business go to the man who does something with an idea.
William Benton
Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought.
Henri
Bergson
Life is 10% what you make it, and 90% how you take it.
Irving
Berlin
Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
Ingrid Bergman
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
Hector Berlioz
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
Yogi Berra
Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
Yogi Berra (on Frenchmen in American
politics)
Baseball is 90 percent mental and the other half is physical.
Yogi Berra
It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future.
Yogi Berra
You can observe a lot by just watching.
Yogi Berra
We made too many wrong mistakes.
Yogi Berra
We have deep depth.
Yogi Berra
We have a powerful potential in our youth, and we must have the courage to
change old ideas and practices so that we may direct their power toward good
ends.
Mary MacLeod Bethune, 1955
Knowledge is the prime need of the hour.
Mary MacLeod Bethune, 1955
If the radiance of a thousand suns
Were to burst at once into the
sky,
That would be like the splendor of the Mighty One...
I am become
Death,
The shatterer of Worlds.
The Bhagavad-Gita (quoted by Robert
Openheimer after the first test of an atomic bomb)
More on Ambrose Bierce
18421914?, American satirist, journalist
Ability, n. The natural equipment to accomplish some small part of the meaner ambitions
distinguishing able men from dead ones. In the last analysis ability is commonly found to
consist mainly in a high degree of solemnity.
Ambrose Bierce: The Devil's Dictionary, 1911
Abnormal, adj. Not conforming to standard. In matters of thought and conduct, to be
independent is to be abnormal, to be abnormal is to be detested. Wherefore the lexicographer
adviseth a striving toward the straiter [sic] resemblance of the Average Man.
Ambrose Bierce: The Devil's Dictionary, 1911
Abrupt, adj. Sudden, without ceremony, like the arrival of a cannon-shot and the departure of the soldier whose interests are most affected by it.
Ambrose Bierce: The Devil's Dictionary, 1911
Abscond, v.i. To "move in a mysterious way," commonly with the property of another.
Ambrose Bierce: The Devil's Dictionary, 1911
Abstainer, n. A weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. A
total abstainer is one who abstains from everything but abstention, and especially from
inactivity in the affairs of others.
Ambrose Bierce: The Devil's Dictionary, 1911
Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.
Ambrose Bierce: The Devil's Dictionary, 1911
Accuse, v.t. To affirm another's guilt or unworth; most commonly as a justification of ourselves for having wronged him.
Ambrose Bierce: The Devil's Dictionary, 1911
Accountability, n. The mother of caution.
Ambrose Bierce: The Devil's Dictionary, 1911
Acquaintance, n.: A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not
well enough to lend to.
Ambrose Bierce: The Devil's Dictionary,
1911
Admiration, n.: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves
Ambrose Bierce
Alliance: In international politics, the union of two thieves who have their
hands so deeply inserted into each others' pockets that they cannot separately
plunder a third.
Ambrose Bierce: The Devil's Dictionary, 1911
Barometer, n.: An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather
we are having.
Ambrose Bierce: The Devil's Dictionary, 1911
Bore, n.: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
Ambrose
Bierce: The Devil's Dictionary, 1911
Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.
Ambrose Bierce
Cabbage: A... vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.
Ambrose Bierce
Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to
others.
Ambrose Bierce
Clairvoyant, n. A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that
which is invisible to her patron namely, that he is a blockhead.
Ambrose
Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary (1911)
Clergyman, n. A man who undertakes the management of our spiritual affairs as
a method of bettering his temporal ones.
Ambrose Bierce
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum" (I think that I think, therefore I think that
I am.)
Ambrose Bierce
Conservative, n: a statesman who is enamoured of existing evils, as
distinguished from a Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.
Ambrose Bierce: The Devil's Dictionary, 1911
Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without
individual responsibility.
Ambrose Bierce: The Devil's Dictionary,
1911
Diplomacy: The patriotic art of lying for one's country.
Ambrose
Bierce: The Devil's Dictionary, 1911
Faith, n. Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without
knowledge, of things without parallel.
Ambrose Bierce: The Devil's
Dictionary, 1911
The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business
known as gambling.
Ambrose Bierce
In our civilization, and under our republican form of government,
intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the
cares of office.
Ambrose Bierce
Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing
them to the critic.
Ambrose Bierce
In Dr. Johnson's famous dictionary, "patriotism" is defined as the last
resort of the scoundrel. With all due respect to an enlightened but inferior
lexicographer, I beg to submit that it is the first.
Ambrose Bierce
Politics, noun. A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of
principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
Ambrose
Bierce: The Devil's Dictionary, 1911
To be positive: To be mistaken at the top of one's voice.
Ambrose
Bierce
Pray, v. To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a
single petitioner, confessedly unworthy.
Ambrose Bierce: The Devil's
Dictionary, 1911
Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
Ambrose Bierce: The Devil's Dictionary, 1911
Religion, n. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature
of the Unknowable.
Ambrose Bierce: The Devil's Dictionary,
1911
Scriptures, n.: The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from
the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based.
Ambrose Bierce: The Devil's Dictionary, 1911
Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of
himself and a wreck of his country.
Ambrose Bierce: The Devil's
Dictionary, 1911
We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get
run over.
Ambroise Bierce
More on Steve
Biko (19461977), founder and martyr of the Black Consciousness movement
in South Africa.
The most potent weapon in the hands of the oppressor is the mind of the
oppressed.
Steve Biko
The power of a movement lies in the fact that it can indeed change the habits
of people. This change is not the result of force but of dedication, of moral
persuasion.
Steve Biko, Interview, July 1976. Quoted in: Donald Woods,
Biko, (1978).
More on Josh Billings
Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
Josh Billings
As scarce as the truth is, the supply is always greater than the demand.
Josh Billings
Reason often makes mistakes, but conscience never does.
Josh
Billings
The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something
or bust.
Josh Billings
The most serious doubt that has been thrown on the authenticity of the
biblical miracles is the fact that most of the witnesses in regard to them were
fishermen.
Arthur Binstead (18461915), Pitcher's Proverbs (1909),
On the edge of destiny, you must test your strength.
Billy Bishop
More on Prince Otto Eduard Leopold von Bismarck
(18151898) German statesmanTo retain respect for sausages and laws, one must not watch them in the
making.
Prince Otto Eduard Leopold von Bismarck
Politics is the art of the possible.
Prince Otto Eduard Leopold von
Bismarck
The Catholic priest, from the moment he becomes a priest, is a sworn officer
of the pope.
Prince Otto Eduard Leopold von Bismarck, speech in the
Prussian upper house, April 12, 1886
When a man says he approves of something in principle, it means he hasn't the
slightest intention of carrying it out in practice.
Prince Otto Eduard
Leopold von Bismarck
Freedom of speech means that you shall not do something to people either for
the views they express, or the words they speak or write.
Hugo Black
(18861971) U.S. Supreme Court Justice (19371971), One Man's Stand For
Freedom (1963)
The "establishment of religion" clause of the First Amendment means at least
this: Neither a state nor the Federal Government can set up a church. Neither
can pass laws which aid one religion, aid all religions, or prefer one religion
over another. Neither can force nor influence a person to go to or to remain
away from church against his will or force him to profess a belief or disbelief
in any religion.
Hugo Black (18861971) U.S. Supreme Court Justice
(19371971), Majority opinion, Everson v Board of Education
I don't have any bad habits. They might be bad habits for other people, but
they're all right for me.
Eubie Blake, 1979
If I'd known I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of
myself.
Eubie Blake, 1980
More on William Blake
(17571827), English poet, engraver, publisher and artist
I must create a system, or be enslaved by another man's.
William
Blake
It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.
William
Blake
No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings.
William
Blake
Nothing can be more contemptible than to suppose public records to be true.
William Blake, Annotations to Bishop Watson, An Apology for the Bible
in a Series of Letters Addressed to Thomas Paine (1798; published in
Complete Writings, ed. by Geoffrey Keynes, 1957).
To see a world in a grain of sand,
And a heaven in a wild
flower:
Hold infinity in the palm of your
hand,
And eternity in an hour.
William Blake,
Auguries of Innocence
What is now proved was once only imagin'd.
William Blake, The
Marriage of Heaven and Hell
The key to successful leadership today is influence, not authority.
Kenneth Blanchard
If your project doesn't work, look for the part that you didn't think was
important.
Arther Bloch
Overachievement is giving yourself a high colonic with a Roto-Rooter.
Robert Bloch
I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar on my shelf.
Robert
Bloch
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.
Block's
Murphy's Law
Nothing is predestined: The obstacles of your past can become the gateways
that lead to new beginings.
Ralph Blum
They'll nail anyone who ever scratched his ass during the National Anthem.
Humphrey Bogart, speaking of the House Un-American Activities
Committee
More on
Niels Bohr
There are two kinds of truths: small truth and great truth. You can recognize
a small truth because its opposite is a falsehood. The opposite of a great truth
is another great truth.
Niels Bohr
The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a
profound truth may well be another profound truth.
Niels Bohr
You're not thinking, you're merely being logical!
Niels Bohr
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
Derek Bok
More on Napoleon
Bonaparte (17691821) French general and emperor
A leader is a dealer in hope.
Napoleon Bonaparte
A man will fight harder for his interests than for his rights.
Napoleon
Bonaparte
Ability is of little account without opportunity.
Napoleon Bonaparte
Circumstances!?! I make circumstances.
Napoleon Bonaparte
Courage is like love, it must have hope for nourishment.
Napoleon Bonaparte
From the sublime to the ridiculous is but a step.
Napoleon
Bonaparte
Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
Napoleon Bonaparte
Here, Gentlemen, a dog teaches us a lesson in humanity.
Napoleon Bonaparte
History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
Napoleon Bonaparte
I closed the gulf of anarchy and brought order out of chaos. I rewarded merit
regardless of birth or wealth, wherever I found it. I abolished feudalism and
restored equality to all regardless of religion and before the law. I fought the
decrepit monarchies of the Old Regime because the alternative was the
destruction of all this. I purified the Revolution.
Napoleon Bonaparte
I fear three newspapers more than a hundred thousand bayonets.
Napoleon
Bonaparte
If you wish to be a success in the world, promise everything, deliver
nothing.
Napoleon Bonaparte
In politics stupidity is not a handicap.
Napoleon Bonaparte
It is astonishing what power words have over a man.
Napoleon
Bonaparte
Never awake me when you have good news to announce, because with good news
nothing presses; but when you have bad news, arouse me immediately, for then
there is not an instant to be lost.
Napoleon Bonaparte
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
Napoleon Bonaparte
One must change one`s tactics every ten years if one wishes to maintain one's superiority.
Napoleon Bonaparte
Take time to deliberate, but when the time for action has arrived, stop
thinking and go in.
Napoleon Bonaparte
Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent.
Napoleon Bonaparte
The best way to keep one's word is not to give it.
Napoleon
Bonaparte
The most dangerous moment comes with victory.
Napoleon Bonaparte
Tragedy warms the soul, elevates the heart, can and ought to create
heroes.
Napoleon Bonaparte
Victory belongs to the most persevering.
Napoleon Bonaparte
We must laugh at man, to avoid crying for him.
Napoleon Bonaparte
What is history but a fable agreed upon?
Napoleon Bonaparte
The need to be right all the time is the biggest bar to new ideas. It is
better to have enough ideas for some of them to be wrong than to be always right
by having no ideas at all.
Edward de Bono
Good government generally begins in the family, and if the moral character of
a people once degenerate, their political character must soon follow.
Elias Boudinot
From now on I hope always to stay alert, to educate myself the best I can. But lacking this,
in the future I will relaxedly turn back to my secret mind and see what it has observed when I
thought I was sitting this one out. We never sit anything out. We are cups, constantly and
quietly being filled. The trick is, knowing how to tip ourselves over and let the beautiful stuff
out.
Ray Bradbury
We are an impossibility in an impossible universe.
Ray Bradbury
You can't try to do things; you simply must do them.
Ray Bradbury
Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants. If we continue to
develop our technology without wisdom or prudence, our servant may prove to be
our executioner.
General Omar Bradley
More on
Bertolt Brecht
Love is also like a coconut which is good while it is fresh, but you have to
spit it out when the juice is gone, whats left tastes bitter.
Bertolt Brecht
What is the robbing of a bank compared to the founding of a bank?
Bertolt Brecht
Who struggles can fail. Who doesn't struggle has already failed!
Bertolt Brecht
Would it not be easier for the government to dissolve the people and elect
another?
Bertolt Brecht
Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the
truth.
Ashleigh Brilliant
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the
target.
Ashleigh Brilliant
Please don't ask me what the score is, I'm not even sure what the game is.
Ashleigh Brilliant
I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.
Ashleigh Brilliant
The one function TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we
give it to you with the same emphasis as if there were.
David Brinkley
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
Mel Brooks
Those who have easy, cheerful attitudes tend to be happier than those with
less pleasant temperaments, regardless of money, "making it", or success.
Dr. Joyce Brothers
Act as if it were impossible to fail.
Dorothea Broude
Education makes people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern,
but impossible to enslave.
Henry Brougham
A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be
stabbed to death by a joke or worried to death by a frown on the right person's
brow.
Charles Brower
The next time you face a customer who has every right to be upset, say
something like this: "I don't blame you for feeling as you do. If I were you,
I'd feel exactly the same way. What would you like for me to do?' These are
magical, healing words, and you'll be surprised at how reasonable people become
when they believe you are on their side.
H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
If you are angry, why not try this. Write a letter. Pour out all of your
feelings, describe your anger and disappointment. Don't hold anything back. Then
put the letter in a drawer. After two days, take it out and read it. Do you
still want to send it? I've found that anger and pie crusts soften after two
days.
H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
When you are angry or frustrated, what comes out? Whatever it is, it's a good
indication of what you're made of.
H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
When you have nothing important or interesting to say, don't let anyone
persuade you to say it.
H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Find a job you like and you add five days to every week.
H. Jackson
Brown, Jr.
Be smarter than other people, just don't tell them so.
H. Jackson Brown,
Jr.
You either make dust or eat dust.
H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss it you will land among the stars.
Les Brown
The sins of the nation will only be purged with blood.
John Brown,
abolitionist, as he was being led to the gallows.
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is
suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If
they are okay, then it's you.
Rita Mae Brown
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
Sam Brown
More on
William Jennings Bryan
The way to develop self-confidence is to do the thing you fear and get a
record of successful experiences behind you.
William Jennings Bryan
Destiny is not a matter of chance, it is a matter of choice; it is not a
thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved.
William Jennings
Bryan
No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
William Jennings Bryan
If anything goes bad, I did it. If anything goes semi-good, we did it. If
anything goes really good, then you did it. That's all it takes to get people to
win football games for you.
Paul "Bear" Bryant, football coach
More on Pat
Buchanan
...integration of blacks and whites but even more so, poor and well-to-do
is less likely to result in accommodation than it is in perpetual friction, as
the incapable are placed consciously by government side by side with the
capable.
Pat Buchanan, memo to President Nixon, quoted in Washington Post,
1/5/92
Though Hitler was indeed racist and anti-Semitic to the core, a man who
without compunction could commit murder and genocide, he was also an individual
of great courage, a soldier's soldier in the Great War, a leader steeped in the
history of Europe, who possessed oratorical powers that could awe even those who
despised him.
Pat Buchanan, 1977
There is a legitimate grievance in my view of white working-class people that
every time, on every issue, that the black militants loud-mouth it, we come up
with more money.... If we can give 50 Phantoms [jet fighters] to the Jews, and a
multi-billion dollar welfare program for the blacks...why not help the Catholics
save their collapsing school system.
Pat Buchanan, memo to President
Nixon, quoted in Boston Globe, 1/4/92
Hunger makes thief of any man.
Pearl S. Buck
Praise out of season, or tactlessly bestowed, can freeze the heart as much as
blame.
Pearl S. Buck
The person who tries to live alone will not succeed as a human being. His
heart withers if it does not answer another heart. His mind shrinks away if he
hears only the echoes of his own thoughts and finds no other inspiration.
Pearl S. Buck
The young do not know enough to be prudent, and therefore they attempt the
impossible, and achieve it, generation after generation.
Pearl S. Buck
The academic community has in it the biggest concentration of alarmists,
cranks and extremists this side of the giggle house.
William F. Buckley
Jr.
There is an inverse relationship between reliance on the state and
self-reliance.
William F. Buckley Jr.
The only time to buy these is on a day with no "y" in it.
Warren
Buffet, investor
Patience is not passive; on the contrary, it is active; it is concentrated
strength.
Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton
H. L. Mencken said one time that anytime you hear someone say, "It's not
about money," it's about money! And when you hear anyone say, "It's not about
sex," it's about sex!
Retired Senator Dale Bumpers
God doesnt make no mistakes. Thats how he got to be God.
Archie
Bunker
Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive.
Bugs
Bunny
Good order is the foundation of all things.
Edmund Burke
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do
nothing.
Edmund Burke
But if the young are never tired of erring in conduct, neither are the older
in erring of judgment ...
Fanny Burney (17521840) English novelist, letter
writer, Cecilia, Bk. IV, Ch. 11, 1782.
A child on the farm sees a plane fly overhead and dreams of a faraway place.
A traveler on the plane sees the farmhouse and thinks of home.
Carl
Burns
Aim for success, not perfection. Never give up your right to be wrong,
because then you will lose the ability to learn new things and move forward with
your life. Remember that fear always lurks behind perfectionism. Confronting
your fears and allowing yourself the right to be human can, paradoxically, make
yourself a happier and more productive person.
Dr. David M. Burns
Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow. Delay may give clearer
light as to what is best to be done.
Aaron Burr
The rule of my life is to make business a pleasure, and pleasure my business.
Aaron Burr
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another
city.
George Burns
The people in power will not disappear voluntarily, giving flowers to the
cops just isn't going to work. This thinking is fostered by the establishment;
they like nothing better than love and nonviolence. The only way I like to see
cops given flowers is in a flower pot from a high window.
William S.
Burroughs (b. 1914), U.S. author. The Job: Interviews with Daniel Odier,
Prisoners of the Earth Come Out (1969).
A paranoid is someone who knows a little of what's going on.
William S.
Burroughs (b. 1914), U.S. author.
Broke is a temporary condition, poor is a state of mind.
Sir Richard
Francis Burton (18211890), British explorer, tranlator, author and
orientalist
The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped
anything but himself.
Sir Richard Francis Burton (18211890), British
explorer, tranlator, author and orientalist
I say with Didacus Stella, a dwarf standing on the shoulders of a giant may
see farther than a giant himself.
Robert Burton (15771640), Anatomy of
Melancholy. Democritus to the Reader.
I have opinions of my own strong opinions but I don't always agree with
them.
George H.W. Bush
The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating
plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants.
George W. Bush
I appreciate that question because I, in the state of Texas, had heard a lot
of discussion about a faith-based initiative eroding the important bridge
between church and state.
George W. Bush, speaking to reporters, Jan. 29,
2001
I'm hopeful. I know there is a lot of ambition in Washington, obviously. But
I hope the ambitious realize that they are more likely to succeed with success
as opposed to failure.
George W. Bush, Jan. 18, 2001
First, we would not accept a treaty that would not have been ratified, nor a
treaty that I thought made sense for the country.
George W. Bush, on the
Kyoto accord, April 24, 2001
My advice is, don't peak too early.
George W. Bush, at the White House
Correspondents' Association dinner, showing off his first-grade report card, in
which he received all As
Probably wearing a red tie too many times.
George W. Bush, reflecting on
his biggest mistake during the first hundred days
Well, I think if you say you are going to do something and don't do it,
that's trustworthiness.
George W. Bush
This administration is doing everything we can to end the stalemate in an
efficient way. We're making the right decisions to bring the solution to an end.
George W. Bush, April 10, 2001
It's very important for folks to understand that when there's more trade,
there's more commerce.
George W. Bush, at the Summit of the Americas in
Quebec City
I want it to be said that the Bush administration was a results-oriented
administration, because I believe the results of focusing our attention and
energy on teaching children to read and having an education system that's
responsive to the child and to the parents, as opposed to mired in a system that
refuses to change, will make America what we want it to be a more literate
country and a hopefuller country.
George W. Bush, Jan. 2001
More on Samuel
Butler (16121680), English poet, author
A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg.
Samuel Butler
All progress is based upon a universal innate desire on the part of every
organism to live beyond its income.
Samuel Butler
Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how
to lie well.
Samuel Butler
Every man's work, whether it be literature or music or pictures or
architecture or anything else, is always a portrait of himself.
Samuel
Butler
For truth is precious and divine; Too rich a pearl for carnal swine.
Samuel Butler
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
Samuel Butler
God cannot alter the past, but historians can.
Samuel Butler
He that is down can fall no lower.
Samuel Butler
I do not mind lying but I hate inaccuracy.
Samuel Butler
It has been said that the love of money is the root of all evil. The want of
money is so quite as truly.
Samuel Butler
It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all.
Samuel Butler
It is in the uncompromisingness with which dogma is held and not in the
dogma, or want of dogma, that the danger lies.
Samuel Butler
Life is like music, it must be composed by ear, feeling and instinct, not by
rule. Nevertheless one had better know the rules, for they sometimes guide in
doubtful cases, though not often.
Samuel Butler
Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as
one goes on.
Samuel Butler
Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient
premises.
Samuel Butler
Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
Samuel
Butler
Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he
intends to eat until he eats them.
Samuel Butler
The advantage of doing one's praising for oneself is that one can lay it on
so thick and in exactly the right places.
Samuel Butler
The course of true anything does not run smooth.
Samuel Butler
The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the
bore.
Samuel Butler
There are two great rules in life, the one general and the other particular.
The first is that every one can in the end get what he wants if he only tries.
This is the general rule. The particular rule is that every individual is more
or less of an exception to the general rule.
Samuel Butler
'Tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have lost at all.
Samuel Butler
To do great work a man must be very idle as well as very industrious.
Samuel Butler
Truth is generally kindness, but where the two diverge and collide, kindness
should override truth.
Samuel Butler
You will never find time for anything. If you want time you must make it.
Charles Buxton
Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those
who dare not, are slaves.
Lord Byron (17881824)
Let these describe the indescribable.
Lord Byron (17881824)
But words are things, and a small drop of ink,
Falling, like dew, upon a
thought produces
That which makes thousands, perhaps millions think.
Lord Byron (17881824)
The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the
pessimist fears this is true.
James B. Cabell
I came, I saw, I conquered.
Julius Caesar
As a rule, men worry more about what they can't see than about what they can.
Julius Caesar
I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of
the old ones.
John Cage
Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens
underneath.
Michael Caine
My audience was my life. What I did and how I did it, was all for my
audience.
Cab Calloway, 1988
It is better to be defeated on principle than to win on lies.
Arthur
Calwell
When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor
have no food, they call be a Communist...
Dom Helder Camara
An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought.
Simon Cameron
I don't believe people are looking for the meaning of life as much as they
are looking for the experience of being alive.
Joseph Campbell
Life is a sum of all your choices.
Albert Camus
Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question.
Albert Camus
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be
normal.
Albert Camus
Too many have dispensed with generosity in order to practice charity.
Albert Camus
Successful salesmanship is 90% preparation and 10% presentation.
Bertrand R. Canfield
It takes 20 years to make an overnight success.
Eddie Cantor
The American system of ours, call it Americanism, call it Capitalism, call it
what you like, gives each and every one of us a great opportunity if we only
seize it with both hands and make the most of it.
Al Capone
You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind
word alone.
Al Capone
I don't even know what street Canada is on.
Al Capone
Vote early and vote often.
Al Capone
Writing has laws of perspective, of light and shade, just as painting does,
or music. If you are born knowing them, fine. If not, learn them. Then rearrange
the rules to suit yourself.
Truman Capote
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
Truman
Capote
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
George Carlin
I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a part of
hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect.
George Carlin
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do
freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
George
Carlin
It is not to die, nor even to die of hunger, that makes a man wretched. Many
men have died; all men must die. But it is to live miserable, we know not why;
to work sore, and yet gain nothing; to be heart-worn, weary, yet isolated,
unrelated, girt in with a cold, universal *laissez-faire*.
Thomas Carlyle
(17951881), English author, b. Scotland.
No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself, or to get all
the credit for doing it.
Andrew Carnegie
The first man gets the oyster, the second man gets the shell.
Andrew
Carnegie
Here lies a man who knew how to enlist the service of better men than
himself.
Tombstone of Andrew Carnegie
Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people
who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no help at all.
Dale
Carnegie
Fear doesn't exist anywhere except in the mind.
Dale Carnegie
More on Lewis
Carroll (18321898) [Charles Lutwidge Dodgson] British mathematician,
writer, and poet
A loaf of bread, the Walrus said,
Is what we chiefly
need:
Pepper and vinegar besides
Are very
good indeed
Now if you're ready, Oysters,
dear,
We can begin to feed!
Lewis
Carroll, Through the Looking-Glass (1872)
Alice laughed. "There's no use trying," she said. "One can't believe
impossible things." "I daresay you haven't had much practice," said the Queen.
"When I was your age, I always did it half an hour a day. Why, sometimes, I've
believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
Lewis
Carroll, Through the Looking-Glass, Chapter 5 (1872)
As large as life, and twice as natural.
Lewis Carroll, Through the
Looking-Glass, Chapter 7 (1872)
Brave men are all vertebrates; they have their softness on the surface and
their toughness in the middle.
Lewis Carroll
"Contrariwise", continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it
were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
Lewis
Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it.
Lewis Carroll,
Through the Looking-Glass, Chapter 5 (1872)
How cheerfully he seems to grin,
How neatly spreads his
claws,
And welcomes little fishes in
With
gently smiling jaws!
Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
, referring to crocodiles
"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"To talk of many things:
Of
shoes and ships--and sealing-wax
Of cabbages and kings
And
why the sea is boiling hot
And whether pigs have wings."
Lewis
Carroll, Through the Looking-Glass (1872)
"When I use a word," Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, "it means
just what I choose it to mean neither more nor less."
Lewis Carroll,
Through the Looking-Glass (1872)
"Will you walk a little faster?" said a whiting to a snail,
"There's
a porpoise close behind us, and he's treading on my tail!
See how
eagerly the lobsters and the turtles all advance:
They are
waiting on the shingle will you come and join the dance?"
Lewis Carroll,
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
I've looked on many women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart many
times. God knows I will do this and forgives me.
Jimmy Carter, in an
interview with Playboy one month prior to the 1976 election
A leader takes people where they want to go. A great leader takes people
where they don't necessarily want to go but ought to be.
Rosalynn
Carter
We have become ninety-nine percent money mad. The method of living at home
modestly and within our income, laying a little by systematically for the
proverbial rainy day which is due to come, can almost be listed among the lost
arts.
George Washington Carver, 1931
The basic difference between an ordinary person and a warrior is that a
warrior takes everything as a challenge while an ordinary person takes
everything as a blessing or a curse.
Carlos Castaneda
The trick is what one emphasizes. We either make ourselves miserable or we
make ourselves strong. The amount of work is the same.
Carlos Castaneda
Revolution is not a bed of roses. A revolution is a struggle to the death
between the future and the past.
Fidel Castro
That gentleman has arrived there, and hopefully he is not as stupid as he
seems, nor as mafia-like as his predecessors were.
Fidel Castro on George
W. Bush
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Henry Cate
Your wits make others witty.
Catherine the Great (17291796) Russian
empress, Letter to Voltaire, In The Complete Works of Catherine II, ed.
Evdokimov, 1893.
As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to
dispense it.
Dick Cavett
Eloquence is vehement simplicity.
Richard Cecil
Virtue consisted in avoiding scandal and venereal disease.
Robert
Cecil, Marquess of Salisbury (18301903), English political leader, Life in
Edwardian England
They improvidentially piped growing volumes of sewage into the sea, the
healing virtues of which were advertised on every railway station.
Robert
Cecil, Marquess of Salisbury (18301903), English political leader, referring to
seaside resorts, Life in Edwardian England
Prudence which degenerates into timidity is very seldom the path to safety.
Viscount Cecil
Most great men and women are not perfectly rounded in their personalities,
but are instead people whose one driving enthusiasm is so great it makes their
faults seem insignificant.
Charles A. Cerami
Gross ignorance 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance.
Bennett
Cerf
More on Miguel de Cervantes
Saavedra (15471616) Spanish novelist, dramatist, and
poet
A closed mouth catches no flies.
Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, Italian
proverb quoted by Sancho Panza in Don Quixote, Part 1, Book 3, Chapter
11
Alas! all music jars when the souls out of tune.
Miguel de Cervantes
Saavedra, Don Quixote, Part 2, Book 6, Chapter 11
Be slow of tongue and quick of eye.
Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra
Can we ever have too much of a good thing?
Miguel de Cervantes
Saavedra, Don Quixote,, Part 1, Book 1, Chapter 6
see Shakespeare
It is good to live and learn.
Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, Don
Quixote, Part 2, Chapter 32
Love and war are the same thing, and stratagems and policy are as allowable
in the one as in the other.
Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, Don
Quixote,, Part 2, Book 5, Chapter 21
One of the most considerable advantages the great have over their inferiors
is to have servants as good as themselves.
Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra,
Don Quixote,, Part 2, Book 5, Chapter 31
The greatest foes, and whom we must chiefly combat, are within.
Miguel
de Cervantes Saavedra
There is a remedy for all things but death, which will be sure to lay us out
flat some time or other.
Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, Don Quixote,
Part 2, Chapter 10
When the severity of the law is to be softened, let pity, not bribes, be the
motive.
Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, Don Quixotes advice to Sancho
Panza, in Don Quixote, Part 2, Book 6, Chapter 9
Which I have earned with the sweat of my brows.
Miguel de Cervantes
Saavedra, Don Quixote, Part 1, Book 1, Chapter 4
Learn and think imperially.
Joseph Chamberlian
It is better to wear out than to rust out.
Richard Chamberland
I reject foreign intervention in my country. Naturally, it follows that that
I do not approve of invasions into other countries, be they Panama, or Grenada,
or any other.
Violeta Barrios de Chamorro, president of Nicaragua,
Dreams of the Heart, 1996
Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.
Kyle Chandler
The office of government is not to confer happiness, but to give men the
opportunity to work out happiness for themselves.
W. E. Channing
Love is a special word, and I use it only when I mean it. You say the word
too much and it becomes cheap.
Ray Charles, Brother Ray, 1978
I was born with music inside me. Music was one of my parts. Like my ribs, my
kidneys, my liver, my heart. Like my blood. It was a force already within me
when I arrived on the scene. It was a necessity for me like food or
water.
Ray Charles, 1978
Affluence separates people. Poverty knits 'em together. You got some sugar
and I don't; I borrow some of yours. Next month you might not have any flour;
well, I'll give you some of mine.
Ray Charles, 1978
My music had roots which I'd dug up from my own childhood, musical roots
buried in the darkest soil.
Ray Charles, 1978
Truth is the highest thing that man may keep.
Geoffrey Chaucer (c.
13421400) English poet, Canterbury Tales. The Frankeleines Tale. Line
11789
But all thing which that shineth as the gold
Ne is no gold, as I have herd
it told.
Geoffrey Chaucer (c. 13421400) English poet, Canterbury
Tales. The Chanones Yemannes Tale. Line 16430.
One eare it heard, at the other out it went.
Geoffrey Chaucer (c.
13421400) English poet, Troilus and Creseide. Book iv. Line 435.
A writer is not a confectioner, a cosmetic dealer, or an entertainer.
Anton Chekhov
Any idiot can face a crisis, it is this day-to-day living that wears you
out.
Anton Chekhov
Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely
rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.
Anton Chekhov
Love, friendship, respect, do not unite people as much as a common hatred of
something.
Anton Chekhov: Notebooks
Man is what he believes.
Anton Chekhov
No psychologist should pretend to understand what he does not understand...
Only fools and charlatans know everything and understand nothing.
Anton
Chekhov
Only he is an emancipated thinker who is not afraid to write foolish
things.
Anton Chekhov
The more refined one is, the more unhappy.
Anton Chekhov
To judge between good or bad, between successful and unsuccessful would take
the eye of a God.
Anton Chekhov
You must trust and believe in people or life becomes impossible.
Anton
Chekhov
Impossibilities are merely things of which we have not learned, or which we
do not wish to happen.
Charles W. Chesnutt, 1901
The workings of the human heart are the profoundest mystery of the universe.
One moment they make us despair of our kind, and the next we see in them the
reflection of the divine image.
Charles W. Chesnutt, 1901
There's time enough, but none to spare.
Charles W. Chesnutt, 1901
As man sows, so shall he reap. In works of fiction, such men are sometimes
converted. More often, in real life, they do not change their natures until they
are converted into dust.
Charles W. Chesnutt, 1901
Selfishness is the most constant of human motives. Patriotism, humanity, or
the love of God may lead to sporadic outbursts sweep away the heaped-up wrongs
of centuries; but they languish at times, while the love of self works on
ceaselessly, unwearyingly, burrowing always at the very root of life, and
heaping up fresh wrongs for other centuries to sweep away.
Charles W.
Chesnutt, 1901
Sins, like chickens, come home to roost.
Charles W. Chesnutt, 1901
More on Lord
Chesterfield (16941773), Philip Dormer Stanhope, Fourth Earl of
Chesterfield, English politician.
An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult.
Lord Chesterfield
(16941773), Letter to his son, October 9, 1746
Be wiser than other people, if you can; but do not tell them so.
Lord
Chesterfield (16941773)
I am convinced that a light supper, a good night's sleep, and a fine morning,
have sometimes made a hero of the same man, who, by an indigestion, a restless
night, and rainy morning, would have proved a coward.
Lord Chesterfield
(16941773)
I recommend you to take care of the minutes, for the hours will take care of
themselves.
Lord Chesterfield (16941773), Letter to his son, April 30,
1750
If you are not in fashion, you are nobody.
Lord Chesterfield
(16941773)
In my mind, there is nothing so illiberal and so ill bred as audible
laughter.
Lord Chesterfield (16941773)
Men, as well as women, are much oftener led by their hearts than by their
understandings.
Lord Chesterfield (16941773)
Modesty is the only sure bait when you angle for praise.
Lord
Chesterfield (16941773)
Most people enjoy the inferiority of their best friends.
Lord
Chesterfield (16941773)
Never seem wiser, nor more learned, than the people you are with. Wear your
learning, like your watch, in a private pocket: and do not merely pull it out
and strike it; merely to show that you have one.
Lord Chesterfield
(16941773)
Whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing well.
Lord Chesterfield
(16941773)
Women who are either indisputably beautiful, or indisputably ugly, are best
flattered upon the score of their understandings; but those who are in a state
of mediocrity are best flattered upon their beauty, or at least their graces:
for every woman who is not absolutely ugly, thinks herself handsome.
Lord
Chesterfield (16941773)
You must embrace the man you hate, if you cannot be justified in knocking him
down.
Lord Chesterfield (16941773)
Young men are apt to think themselves wise enough, as drunken men are apt to
think themselves sober enough.
Lord Chesterfield (16941773)
A change of opinions is almost unknown in an elderly military man.
G.K.
Chesterton, A Utopia of Usurers, CW, V, p396
All but the hard hearted man must be torn with pity for this pathetic dilemma
of the rich man, who has to keep the poor man just stout enough to do the work
and just thin enough to have to do it.
G.K. Chesterton, A Utopia of
Usurers, 1917
Bigotry may be roughly defined as the anger of men who have no opinions.
G.K. Chesterton
Journalism largely consists of saying "Lord Jones is Dead" to people who
never knew that Lord Jones was alive.
G.K. Chesterton
Misers get up early in the morning; and burglars, I am informed, get up the
night before.
G.K. Chesterton, Tremendous Trifles
The really great person is the person who makes every person feel great.
G.K. Chesterton
The president responds very favorably when Laura refers to him in those
terms, but the rest of us would not use that phrase, I don't believe.
Dick
Cheney, on reports the First Lady calls the President "Bushie"
Prefer a loss to a dishonest gain; the one brings pain at the moment, the
other for all time.
Chilton
He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a
fool forever.
Chinese proverb
The gem cannot be polished without friction.
Chinese proverb
If you are planning for a year, sow rice; if you are planning for a decade,
plant trees; if you are planning for a lifetime, educate people.
Chinese
proverb
The man who strikes first admits that his ideas have given out.
Chinese
Proverb
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use
a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it
a third time a tremendous whack.
Winston Churchill
Men occasionally stumble on the truth, but most of them pick themselves up
and hurry off as if nothing had happened.
Winston Churchill
I am ready to meet my maker, but whether my maker is prepared for the great
ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
Winston Churchill
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue
that counts.
Winston Churchill
The Americans will always do the right thing... After they've exhausted all
the alternatives.
Winston Churchill
The farther back you can look, the farther forward you are likely to see.
Winston Churchill
By swallowing evil words unsaid, no one has ever harmed his stomach.
Winston Churchill
It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations.
Winston Churchill
Without courage, all other virtues lose their meaning.
Winston
Churchhill
The price of greatness is responsibility.
Winston Churchill
I like a man who grins when he fights.
Winston Churchill
More on Marcus Tullius
Cicero (10643 BC), Roman orator, philosopher
or the Cicero
Collection.
A home without books is a body without soul.
Marcus Tullius Cicero
Brevity is the best recommendation of speech, whether in a senator or an
orator.
Marcus Tullius Cicero
Justice consists in doing no injury to men; decency in giving them no
offence.
Marcus Tullius Cicero, De Officiis, book 1, ch. 28, sct.
99, 44 BC
Nothing is so secure that money will not defeat it.
Marcus Tullius
Cicero
Six mistakes mankind keeps making centruy after century: Believing that
personal gain is made by crushing others; Worrying about things that cannot be
changed or corrected; Insisting that a thing is impossible because we cannot
accomplish it; Refusing to set aside trivial preferences; Neglecting development
and refinement of the mind; Attempting to compel others to believe and live as
well as we do.
Marcus Tullius Cicero
Take from a man his reputation for probity, and the more shrewd and clever he
is, the more hated and mistrusted he becomes.
Marcus Tullius Cicero, De
Officiis, II, 34, 44 BC
Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing
a book.
Marcus Tullius Cicero
The budget should be balanced, the treasury refilled, public debt reduced,
the arrogance of officialdom tempered and controlled, and the assistance to
foreign lands curtailed, lest Rome become bankrupt.
Marcus Tullius
Cicero
There is nothing so absurd but some philosopher has said it.
Marcus
Tullius Cicero, De Divinatione, book. 2, sct. 58 (45 BC)
We are slaves of the laws in order that we may be able to be free.
Marcus Tullius Cicero
While the sick man has life there is hope.
Marcus Tullius Cicero,
Epistolarum ad Atticum, ix. 10, 4
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
Tom Clancy
The labor of a human being is not a commodity or article of commerce.
The Clayton Anti-Trust Act, VI, 1914
A faith that cannot survive collision with the truth is not worth many regrets.
Arthur C. Clarke
All explorers are seeking something they have lost. It is seldom that they find it, and more seldom still that the attainment brings them greater happiness than the quest.
Arthur C. Clarke
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
Arthur C. Clarke
Chemistry is a trade for people without enough imagination to be physicists.
Arthur C. Clarke
Human judges can show mercy. But against the laws of nature, there is no appeal.
Arthur C. Clarke
I don't pretend we have all the answers. But the questions are certainly worth thinking about.
Arthur C. Clarke
If an elderly but distinguished scientist says that something is possible he
is almost certainly right, but if he says that it is impossible he is very
probably wrong.
Arthur C. Clarke
It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value.
Arthur C. Clarke
It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God, but to create him.
Arthur C. Clarke
New ideas pass through three periods:
It can't be done.
It probably can be done, but it's not worth doing
I knew it was a good idea all along !
Arthur C. Clarke
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the
zero adjust on his bathroom scale.
Arthur C. Clarke
The future isn't what it used to be.
Arthur C. Clarke
The moon is the first milestone on the road to the stars.
Arthur C. Clarke
The only way to discover the limits of the possible is to go beyond them into
the impossible.
Arthur C. Clarke
There is hopeful symbolism in the fact that flags do not wave in a vacuum.
Arthur C. Clarke
The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
Carl von
Clausewitz: On War
The best defense is a good offense.
Carl von Clausewitz: On
War
You're either part of the solution or part of the problem.
Eldridge
Cleaver, 1968
History could pass for a scarlet text, its jot and title graven red in human
blood.
Eldridge Cleaver, 1968
Respect commands itself and can neither be given nor withheld when it is due.
Eldridge Cleaver, 1968
The struggle of our people for freedom has progressed to the form where all
of us must take a stand either for or against the freedom of our people You are
either with Your People or against them. You are either part of the solution or
part of the problem.
Eldridge Cleaver, To My Black Brothers In
Vietnam
We have dedicated our lives, our blood, to the freedom and liberation of our
people, and nothing, no force can stop us from achieving our goal. If it is
necessary to destroy the United States of America, then let us destroy it with a
smile on our faces.
Eldridge Cleaver, To My Black Brothers In
Vietnam
You don't have to teach people how to be human. You have to teach them how to
stop being inhuman.
Eldridge Cleaver, 1970
Leaders who win the respect of others are the ones who deliver more than they
promise, not the ones who promise more than they can deliver.
Mark A.
Clement
I thought Missouri was the Show-Me State.
Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton,
lampooning Attorney General John Ashcroft's (former senator from Missouri)
decision to spend more than $8,000 to cover statues of bare-breasted women in
the Justice Department building
Imagine a school with children that can read or write, but with teachers who
cannot, and you have a metaphor of the Information Age in which we live.
Peter Cochrane
More on
Sir Edward Coke (15521634) English jurist
They (corporations) cannot commit treason, nor be outlawed nor
excommunicated, for they have no souls.
Sir Edward Coke, Case of
Suttons Hospital, 10 Rep. 32.
The house of every one is to him as his castle and fortress, as well for his
defence against injury and violence as for his repose.
Sir Edward Coke,
Semaynes Case, 5 Rep. 91.
You don't drown by falling in the water; you drown by staying there.
Edwin Louis Cole
When you educate a man you educate an individual, but when you educate a
woman, you educate a nation.
Johnetta B. Cole, 1993
I'm a musician at heart, I know I'm not really a singer. I couldn't compete
with real singers. But I sing because the public buys it.
Nat King Cole
[Nathaniel Adams Coles] 1949
Critics don't buy records. They get 'em free.
Nat King Cole [Nathaniel
Adams Coles]
Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom.
Samuel Coleridge
Success doesn't come to you, you go to it.
Marva Collins
Happiness, wealth, and success are the by-products of goal setting, they
cannot be the goals themselves.
John Condry
Anger and humor are like the left and right arm. They complement each other.
Anger empowers the poor to declare their uncompromising opposition to opression,
and humor prevents them from being consumed by their fury.
James Cone,
1991
Truth knows no color; it appeals to intelligence.
James Cone, 1986
A man who has committed a mistake and doesn't correct it is committing
another mistake.
Confucius
The superior man is modest in his speech, but excels in his actions.
Confucius
Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance.
Confucius
When prosperity comes, do not use all of it.
Confucius
Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman
scorn'd.
William Congreve
All ambitions are lawful except those which climb upward on the miseries or
credulities of mankind
Joseph Conrad: A Personal record, 1912,
preface
Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not;
nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not;
unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of
educated derelicts. Persistence and determination are omnipotent. The slogan
"press on" has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race.
Calvin Coolidge
When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results.
Calvin Coolidge
No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward
for what he gave.
Calvin Coolidge
The cause of freedom is not the cause of a race or a sect, a party or a class
it is the cause of human kind, the very birthright of humanity.
Anna
Julia Cooper, 1892
Bullies are always cowards at heart and may be credited with a pretty safe
instinct in scenting their prey.
Anna Julia Cooper, 1892
I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary
Cooper.
Gary Cooper on his decision not to take the leading role in "Gone
With the Wind."
To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three
people, two of whom are absent.
Robert Copeland
Ideas are precious. An idea is the only lever which moves the world.
Arthur F. Corey
Never hate your enemies, it affects your judgment.
Michael Corleone
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please
everybody.
Bill Cosby, 1977
When you become senile, you won't know it.
Bill Cosby, 1987
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are
funny to God.
Bill Cosby, 1978
Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself
immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that
they are all out of the house before I die.
Bill Cosby, Fatherhood
1986
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the
name will carry.
Bill Cosby, 1986
The truth is that parents are not really interrested in justice. They just
want quiet.
Bill Cosby, 1986
Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day
with coffee and obituaries.
Bill Cosby, Time Flies, 1987
The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now.
Bill Cosby, 1987
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife
is in charge.
Bill Cosby, Love and Marriage, 1989
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is
still in its infancy.
Bill Cosby, 1989
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the
same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the
gods.
Bill Cosby, 1989
I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on
love, just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't.
Bill Cosby,
1989
My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it
didn't because parenting can only be learned by people who have no children.
Bill Cosby, Childhood, 1991
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
Bill Cosby, 1991
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did
endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
Bill Cosby,
1991
Children today know more about sex than I or my father did.
Bill
Cosby, 1991
Obstacles are things a person sees when he takes his eyes off his goal.
E. Joseph Cossman
Good manners and bad breath get you nowhere.
Elvis Costello
The road to the future leads us smack into the wall. We simply ricochet off
the alternatives that destiny offers: a demographic explosion that triggers
social chaos and spreads death, nuclear delirium and the quasi-annihilation of
the species... Our survival is no more than a question of 25, 50 or perhaps 100
years.
Jacques Cousteau
While we are free to choose our actions, we are not free to choose the
consequences of our actions.
Stephen Covey
The man who rolls up his sleeves seldom loses his shirt.
Thomas
Cowan
Varietys the very spice of life.
William Cowper (17311800)
Congealed thinking is the forerunner of failure... make sure you are always
receptive to new ideas.
George Crane
Only after the last tree has been cut down, only after the last river has
been poisoned, only after the last fish has been caught, only then will you
realize that money cannot be eaten.
Cree Indian prophecy
Do not trust to the cheering, for those persons would shout as much if you
and I were going to be hanged.
Oliver Cromwell
I desire you would use all your skill to paint my picture truly like me; but
remark all these roughnesses, pimples, warts, and everything as you see me,
otherwise I will not pay a farthing for it.
Oliver Cromwell
It is better to wear out than to rust out.
Richard Cumberland
(16311718), in G. Horne, The Duty of Contending for the Faith (1786) p.
21
Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.
Marie
Curie
It is odd, is it not, that a person's worth to society is measured by their
wealth, when instead their wealth should be measured by their worth to
society.
A. Cygni
When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man bites a dog that is
news.
Charles Anderson Dana (18191897), American newspaper editor,
publisher
Dante see Dante Alighieri
More on Leonardo Da Vinci
(14521519) Italian painter, sculptor, architect, musician, engineer, and
scientist
Audacity, more audacity and always audacity.
Georges Jacques Danton
(17591794), French revolutionary leader
Every now and then go away, have a little relaxation, for when you come back
to your work your judgement will be surer since to remain constant at work will
cause you to lose power of judgement. Go some distance away because then the
work appears smaller and more of it can be taken in at a glance and a lack of
harmony and proportion is more readily seen.
Leonardo Da Vinci
Anyone who conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his
intelligence; he is just using his memory.
Leonardo Da Vinci
The noblest pleasure is the joy of understanding.
Leonardo Da Vinci
He didn't say that. He was reading what was given to him in a speech.
Richard Darman, director of OMB, explaining why President Bush (Senior) wasn't
following up on his campaign pledge that there would be no loss of wetlands.
Fight for your opinions, but do not believe that they contain the whole truth
or the only truth.
Charles A. Dana
More on Clarence Darrow
(18571938) U.S. lawyer
As long as the world shall last there will be wrongs, and if no man objected
and no man rebelled, those wrongs would last forever.
Clarence Darrow
Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you
never touch its coat-tails.
Clarence Darrow
I do not pretend to know what many ignorant men are sure of.
Clarence
Darrow
If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think.
Clarence
Darrow
Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it
to?
Clarence Darrow
Industrial contests take on all the attitudes and psychology of war, and both
parties do many things that they should never dream of doing in times of peace.
Whatever may be said, the fact is that all strikes and all resistance to strikes
take on the psychology of warfare, and all parties in interest must be judged
from that standpoint.
Clarence Darrow
Liberty is the most jealous and exacting mistress that can beguile the soul
and brain of man.
Clarence Darrow
None meet life honestly and few heroically.
Clarence Darrow
To think is to differ.
Clarence Darrow
The man who fights for his fellow-man is a better man than the one who fights
for himself.
Clarence Darrow
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by
our children.
Clarence Darrow
There is no such thing as justice in or out of court.
Clarence
Darrow
To think is to differ.
Clarence Darrow
True patriotism hates injustice in its own land more than anywhere else.
Clarence Darrow
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become president. Now I'm
beginning to believe it.
Clarence Darrow
With all their faults, trade-unions have done more for humanity than any
other organization of men that ever existed.
Clarence Darrow
You can only protect your liberties in this world by protecting the other
man's freedom. You can only be free if I am free.
Clarence Darrow
More on Charles Darwin
(18091882) English naturalist
A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of
life.
Charles Darwin
A man who has no assured and ever present belief in the existence of a
personal God or of future existence with retribution and reward, can have for
his rule of life, as far as I can see, only to follow those impulses and
instincts which are the strongest or which seem to him the best ones.
Charles Darwin
Everything in nature is the result of fixed laws.
Charles Darwin
It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most
intelligent, but the one most responsive to change.
Charles Darwin
Man in the distant future will be a far more perfect creature than he now is.
Charles Darwin
The mystery of the beginning of all things is insoluble to us, and I for one
must be content to remain an Agnostic.
Charles Darwin
The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if
there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind,
pitiless indifference.
Charles Darwin
Thus, from the war of nature, from famine and death, the most exalted object
we are capable of conceiving, namely, the production of the higher animals,
directly follows. There is grandeur in this view of life, with its several
powers, having been originally breathed by the creator into a few forms or into
one, and that, whilst this planet has gone cycling on according to the fixed law
of gravity, from a simple a beginning endless forms most beautiful and most
wonderful have been, and are being evolved.
Charles Darwin
We can no longer argue that, for instance, the beautiful hinge of a bivalve
shell must have been made by an intelligent being, like the hinge of a door by
man.
Charles Darwin
Whenever I have found that I have blundered, or that my work has been
imperfect, and when I have been contemptuously criticized, and even when I have
been overpraised, so that I have felt mortified, it has been my greatest comfort
to say hundreds of times to myself that I have worked as hard and as well as I
could, and no man can do more than this.
Charles Darwin
I enjoy pressure, can't do without it.
George Davies
Revolution is a serious thing, the most serious thing about a revolutionary's
life. When one commits oneself to the struggle, it must be for a lifetime.
Angela Davis, 1974
Jails and prisons are designed to break human beings, to convert the
population into specimens in a zoo obedient to our keepers, but dangerous to
each other.
Angela Davis, 1974
A legend is an old man with a cane known for what he used to do. I'm still
doing it.
Miles Davis (19261991), U.S. jazz musician, composer, 1989
For me, music and life are all about style.
Miles Davis (19261991),
U.S. jazz musician, composer, 1989
I'll play it first and tell you what it is later.
Miles Davis
(19261991), U.S. jazz musician, composer
It's always been a gift with me, hearing music the way I do. I don't know
where it comes from, it's just there and I don't question it.
Miles Davis
(19261991), U.S. jazz musician, composer, 1989
Any form of art is a form of power; it has impact, it can effect change it
can not only move us, it makes us move.
Ossie Davis, 1974
Fame comes with its own standard. A guy who twitches his lips is just another
guy with a lip twitch unless he's Humphrey Bogart.
Sammy Davis, Jr.,
Yes I Can, 1965
Being a star has made it possible for me to get insulted in places where the
average Negro could never hope to go and get insulted.
Sammy Davis, Jr.,
Yes I Can, 1965
Society cares for the individual only so far as he is profitable.
Simone De Beauvoir: The Coming of Age, 1970
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Eugene V. Debs (18551926) U.S. Socialist leader
I have no country to fight for; my country is the earth, and I am a citizen
of the world.
Eugene V. Debs
I'd rather vote for something I want and not get it than vote for something I
don't want, and get it.
Eugene V. Debs
If it had not been for the discontent of a few fellows who had not been
satisfied with their conditions, you would still be living in caves. Intelligent
discontent is the mainspring of civilization. Progress is born of agitation. It
is agitation or stagnation.
Eugene V. Debs
The rights of one are as sacred as the rights of a million.
Eugene V.
Debs
When great changes occur in history, when great principles are involved, as a
rule the majority are wrong. The minority are right.
Eugene V. Debs
Genius is nothing but a great aptitude for patience.
George Louis
DeBuffon
We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
Decca
Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962.
The best of men cannot suspend their fate: The good die early, and the bad
die late.
Daniel Defoe (16601731), English journalist and novelist
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Charles de Gaulle (18901970) French leader
A great country worthy of the name does not have any friends.
Charles
de Gaulle, 1958
Diplomats are useful only in fair weather. As soon as it rains they drown in
every drop.
Charles de Gaulle, 1958
How can you expect to govern a country that has two hundred and forty-six
kinds of cheese?
Charles de Gaulle, 1958
I have against me the bourgeois, the military and the diplomats, and for me,
only the people who take the Mιtro.
Charles de Gaulle
I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be
left to the politicians.
Charles de Gaulle
I respect only those who resist me, but I cannot tolerate them.
Charles
de Gaulle
In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant.
Charles de Gaulle
In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate.
I prefer to betray the electorate.
Charles de Gaulle
It will not be any European statesman who will unite Europe: Europe will be
united by the Chinese.
Charles de Gaulle
Nothing great will ever be achieved without great men, and men are great only
if they are determined to be so.
Charles de Gaulle
Nothing strengthens authority so much as silence.
Charles de Gaulle
Patriotism is when love of your own people comes first; nationalism, when
hate for people other than your own comes first.
Charles de Gaulle
Since a politician never believes what he says, he is surprised when others
believe him.
Charles de Gaulle
The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
Charles Charles de
Gaulle
To govern is always to choose among disadvantages.
Charles Charles de
Gaulle
Treaties are like roses and young girls they last while they last.
Charles Charles de Gaulle
You may be sure that the Americans will commit all the stupidities they can
think of, plus some that are beyond imagination.
Charles de Gaulle
A little kindness from person to person is better than a vast love for all
humankind.
Richard Dehmel (18631920), German poet and playwright
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Martin Delany (18121885) Afro-American leader
Every people should be originators of their own destiny.
Martin Delany,
1852
A serpent is a serpent, and none the less a viper, because it is nestled in
the bosom of an honest-hearted man.
Martin Delany, 1852
Life is short, and it is up to you to make it sweet.
Sarah Louise
Delany, 1993
In our dreams we are always young.
Sarah Louise Delany, 1993
When you get real old, honey, you realizre there are certain things that just
don't matter anymore. You lay it all on the table. There's a saying: Only little
children and old folks tell the truth.
Sarah Louise Delany, 1993
It is easier to forgive an enemy that a friend.
Madame Dorthee
Deluzy
It is not necessary to change. Survival is not mandatory.
W. Edwards
Deming
Beware lest in your anxiety to avoid war you obtain a master.
Demosthenes
Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve
other problems.
Rene Descartes
I think, therefore I am.
Latin: Cogito, ergo, sum.
Rene
Descartes
There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to
someone who won't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go?
Danny DeVito, from "The War of the Roses"
To gain that worth having, it may be necessary to lose everything else.
Bernadette Devlin
Economics is war pursued by other means.
Raymond F. DeVoe Jr.
Intellectually, religious emotions are not creative but conservative. They
attach themselves readily to the current view of the world and consecrate
it.
John Dewey
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
Philip K Dick, science fiction writer
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
Charles Dickens
Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts.
Charles Dickens
I do come home at Christmas. We all do, or we all should. We all come home, or ought to come home, for a short holiday - the longer, the better - from the great boarding school where we are forever working at our arithmetical slates, to take, and give a rest.
Charles Dickens
I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
Charles Dickens: Ebeneezer Scrooge, A Christmas Carol
It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far,
far better rest that I go to than I have ever known.
Charles Dickens, A
Tale of Two Cities
It is a melancholy truth that even great men have their poor relations.
Charles Dickens, Bleak House
It was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed, "God Bless Us, Every One!"
Charles Dickens
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of
wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the
epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness,
it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything
before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were
all going direct the other way.
Charles Dickens, A Tale of Two
Cities
Never sign a valentine with your own name.
Charles Dickens
No one is useless in this world who lightens the burden of it for anyone
else.
Charles Dickens
Reflect upon your present blessings, of which every man has many - not on your past misfortunes, of which all men have some.
Charles Dickens
This is a world of action, and not for moping and droning in.
Charles
Dickens
Time was with most of us, when Christmas Day, encircling all our limited world like a magic ring, left nothing out for us to miss or seek; bound together all our home enjoyments, affections, and hopes; grouped everything and everyone round the Chrismtas fire, and make the little picture shining in our bright young eyes, complete.
Charles Dickens
A word is dead when it is said, some say.
I say it just begins to live
that day.
Emily Dickenson
Parting is all we know of heaven, and all we need of hell.
Emily
Dickenson
Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed.
Emily
Dickenson
A King, realizing his incompetence, can either delegate or abdicate his duties. A Father
can do neither.
Marlene Dietrich
It is the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.
Marlene Dietrich
Sleeping alone, except under doctor's orders, does much harm. Children will tell you how
lonely it is sleeping alone. If possible, you should always sleep with someone you love. You
both recharge your mutual batteries free of charge.
Marlene Dietrich, Marlene Dietrich's ABC (1962)
The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the
question of whether a submarine can swim.
Edsger W. Dijkstra
All things are in common among friends.
Diogenes Laλrtius (early 3rd
century), Greek biographer
Bury me on my face, because in a little while everything will be turned
upside down.
Diogenes Laλrtius (early 3rd century), Greek biographer
I am a citizen of the world.
Diogenes Laλrtius (early 3rd century),
Greek biographer
It takes a wise man to discover a wise man.
Diogenes Laλrtius (early
3rd century), Greek biographer
Not to unlearn what you have learned.
Diogenes Laλrtius (early 3rd
century), Greek biographer, when asked what learning was the most necessary
Nothing can be produced out of nothing.
Diogenes Laλrtius (early 3rd
century), Greek biographer
The mob is the mother of tyrants.
Diogenes Laλrtius (early 3rd
century), Greek biographer
There is one only good, namely, knowledge; and one only evil, namely,
ignorance.
Diogenes Laλrtius (early 3rd century), Greek biographer
We have two ears and only one tongue in order that we may hear more and speak
less.
Diogenes Laλrtius (early 3rd century), Greek biographer
The art of being a slave is to rule ones master.
Diogenes of Sinope
(c. 410 BCc. 320 BC), Greek philosopher, moralist. Herakleitos and Diogenes,
fragment 20, pt. 2, trans. by Guy Davenport (1976).
[When asked what was the proper time for supper] If you are a rich man,
whenever you please; and if you are a poor man, whenever you can.
Diogenes
of Sinope (c. 410 BCc. 320 BC), Greek philosopher, moralist, from Diogenes
Laertius, Lives of Eminent Philosophers
In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by
everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact
opposite.
Paul Dirac
A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it adds up to real money.
Senator Everett Dirksen
As a rule, he or she who has the most information will have the greatest
success in life.
Benjamin Disraeli
He is a self-made man, very much in love with his creator.
Benjamin
Disraeli
It is much easier to be critical than to be correct.
Benjamin
Disraeli
Like all great travellers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember
more than I have seen.
Benjamin Disraeli
Man is not the creature of circumstances. Circumstances are the creatures of
men.
Benjamin Disraeli
Mediocrity can talk; but it is for genius to observe.
Benjamin
Disraeli
Never complain and never explain.
Benjamin Disraeli
The secret of success is constancy to purpose.
Benjamin Disraeli
The wisdom of the wise and the experience of the ages are perpetuated by
quotations.
Benjamin Disraeli
Upon the education of the people of this country the fate of this country
depends.
Benjamin Disraeli
Our desires attract supporting reasons as a magnet the iron fillings.
W. MacNeile Dixon
More on Bob
Dole U.S. politician
Our intent will not be to create gridlock. Oh, except maybe from time to
time.
Bob Dole, on working with the Clinton administration
There they are. See no evil, hear no evil, and...evil.
Bob Dole,
watching former presidents Carter, Ford and Nixon standing by each other at a
White House event
Well, he got this new globe for Christmas.
Bob Dole, dispelling rumors
that George W. Bush lacks a grasp of foreign affairs
When these political action committees give money, they expect something in
return other than good government.
Bob Dole, 1983 (before he got lots of
PAC money)
No man is an Island, entire of itself; every man is a piece of the Continent,
a part of the main; if a clod be washed away by the sea, Europe is the less, as
well as if a promontory were, as well as if a manor of thy friends or of thine
own were; any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankind; And
therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; It tolls for thee.
John Donne: Meditation XVII
Pain and suffering are always inevitable for a large intelligence and a deep
heart. The really great men must, I think, have great sadness on Earth.
Fyodor Dostoevsky (18211881), Russian novelist
The secret of man's being is not only to live but to have something to live
for.
Fyodor Dostoevsky (18211881), Russian novelist
I expose slavery in this country, because to expose it is to kill it. Slavery
is one of those monsters of darkness to whom the light of truth is death.
Frederick Douglass, Abolitionist
If there is no struggle, there is no progress. Those who profess to favor
freedom and yet deprecate agitation are people who want crops without plowing up
the ground. They want rain without thunder and lightening. That struggle might
be a moral one; it might be a physical one; it might be both moral and physical,
but it must be struggle. Power concedes nothing without a demand. It never did
and never will. People might not get all that they work for in this world, but
they must certainly work for all they get.
Frederick Douglass,
Abolitionist
It is a great mistake for any class of laborers to isolate itself and thus
weaken the bond of brotherhood between those on whom the burdens and hardship of
labor (fall). The fortunate ones of the Earth, who are abundant in land and
money and know nothing of the anxious care and pinching poverty of the laboring
classes, may be indifferent to the appeal to justice at this point, but the
laboring classes cannot afford to be indifferent. What labor everywhere wants,
what it ought to have, and will someday demand and receive, is an honest day's
pay for an honest day's work. As the laborer becomes more intelligent he will
develop what capital he already possesses that is the power to organize and
combine for its own protection.
Frederick Douglass
I've been wrestling with reality for 35 years and I'm happy, doctor; I've
finally won out over it.
Elwood P. Dowd (played by Jimmy Stewart in the
movie "Harvey" ca 1950)
It is a capital mistake to theorize before you have all the evidence. It
biases the judgment.
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (18581930), British writer,
physician, creator of Sherlock Holmes
It is stupidity rather than courage to refuse to recognize danger when it is
close upon you.
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (18581930), British writer,
physician, creator of Sherlock Holmes
Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes
genius.
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (18581930), British writer, physician,
creator of Sherlock Holmes, The Valley of Fear
There comes a time when for every addition of knowledge you forget something
that you knew before. It is of the highest importance, therefore, not to have
useless facts elbowing out the useful ones.
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
(18581930), British writer, physician, creator of Sherlock Holmes
When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however
improbable, must be the truth.
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (18581930), British
writer, physician, creator of Sherlock Holmes
Knowledge is power and enthusiasm pulls the switch.
Steve Droke
Quality in a product or service is not what the supplier puts in. It is what
the customer gets out and is willing to pay for. A product is not quality
because it is hard to make and costs a lot of money, as manufacturers typically
believe. This is incompetence. Customers pay only for what is of use to them and
gives them value. Nothing else constitutes quality.
Peter F. Drucker
Time is the scarcest resource and unless it is managed nothing else can be
managed.
Peter F. Drucker
He that will not reason is a bigot, He that cannot reason is a fool, He that
dares not reason is a slave.
William Drummond
The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression.
W.E.B.
Dubois
Everything that can be invented has been invented.
Charles H. Duell,
Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899.
All generalizations are dangerous, even this one.
Alexandre Dumas
Civilization is a stream with banks. The stream is sometimes filled with
blood from people killing, stealing, shouting, and doing the things historians
usually record while, on the banks, unnoticed, people build homes, make love,
raise children, sing songs, write poetry, and even whittle statues. The story of
civilization is the story of what happened on the banks.
Will Durant,
historian
Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
Will Durant,
historian
One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and
always a clever thing to say.
Will Durant, historian
Infinite patience brings immediate results.
Wayne Dyer
A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and
in between he does what he wants to do.
Bob Dylan
Charity is suppose to cover up for a multitude of sins.
Bob Dylan,
"Something's Burning Baby"
Gonna change my way of thinking, make my self a different set of rules. Gonna
put my good foot forward and stop being influenced by fools.
Bob Dylan,
"Gonna Change My Way Of Thinking"
How many times must a cannon ball fly before they are forever banned?
Bob Dylan, "Blowin' In The Wind"
How many years can a people exist before they're allowed to be free?
Bob Dylan, "Blowin' In The Wind"
I ain't looking to compete with you, beat, or cheat, or mistreat you,
simplify you, classify you, deny, defy, or crucify you. All I really want to do
is, baby, be friends with you.
Bob Dylan, "All I Really Want To Do"
I make my stand and remain as I am, and bid farewell and not give a damn.
Bob Dylan, "Restless Farewell"
I think you will find when your death takes it's toll, all the money you made
will never buy back your soul.
Bob Dylan, "Masters Of War"
He not busy being born is busy dying.
Bob Dylan, "It's Alright Ma (I'm
Only Bleeding)," from the album Bringing It All Back Home
Money doesn't talk, it swears.
Bob Dylan, "It's Alright Ma (I'm Only
Bleeding)," from the album Bringing It All Back Home
People don't do what they believe in, they just do what's most convenient,
then they repent.
Bob Dylan, "Brownsville Girl"
Some are masters of illusions, some are ministers of trade, all under the
same delusion, all their beds unmade.
Bob Dylan, "Tangled Up In Blue (Real
Live)"
The battle outside ragin' will soon shake your windows and rattle your walls.
Bob Dylan, "The Times they are a-changin'"
The dirt of gossip blows into my face and the dust rumours cover me. But if
the arrow is straight and the point is slick, it can pierce through dust no
matter how thick.
Bob Dylan, "Restless Farewell"
Too much information about nothing.
Bob Dylan, "Someone's Got A Hold Of
My Heart"
Too much of nothing can turn a man into a liar. It can cause one man to sleep
on nails and another to eat fire.
Bob Dylan, "Too Much Of Nothing"
Trying to create a next world war, he found a promoter who nearly fell off
the floor, he said I never engaged in this kind of thing before, but yes I think
it can be done very easily.
Bob Dylan, "Highway 61 Revisited"
Well, I try my best to be just like I am, but everybody wants you to be just
like them.
Bob Dylan, "Maggies Farm"
When you got nothing, you got nothing to lose.
Bob Dylan, "Like A
Rolling Stone"
You better start swimming or sink like a stone, cause the times they are
a-changing.
Bob Dylan, "The Times They Are A-Changin'"
You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.
Bob
Dylan, "Subterranean Homesick Blues"
You five and ten cent women with nothing in your heads, I got a real gal I'm
loving and Lord I'll love her 'til I'm dead.
Bob Dylan, "Bob Dylan, Bob
Dylan's Blues"
You never turned around to see the frowns on the jugglers and the clowns when
they all came down and did tricks for you.
Bob Dylan, "Like A Rolling
Stone"
You shouldn't let other people get your kicks for you.
Bob Dylan, "Like
A Rolling Stone"
You've got a lot of nerve to call yourself a friend, when I was down you
stood there grinning.
Bob Dylan, "Positively 4th Street"
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have
exhausted all other alternatives.
Abba Eban
His ignorance is encyclopedic
Abba Eban
Results! Why, man, I have gotten a lot of results. I know several thousand
things that won't work.
Thomas A. Edison
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls, and
looks like work.
Thomas A. Edison
Show me a thoroughly satisfied man, and I will show you a failure.
Thomas A. Edison
Restlessness and discontent are the first necessities of progress.
Thomas A. Edison
Everything comes to him who hustles while he waits.
Thomas A.
Edison
If there is a way to do it better, find it.
Thomas A. Edison
Now I know what a statesman is; he's a dead politician. We need more
statesmen.
Bob Edwards
He that never changes his opinions, never corrects his mistakes, will never
be wiser on the morrow than he is today.
Tryon Edwards
An empty stomach is not a good political adviser.
Albert Einstein
Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
Albert Einstein
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and
as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.
Albert
Einstein
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
Albert Einstein
Dancers are the athletes of God.
Albert Einstein
Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual
who can labor in freedom.
Albert Einstein
Gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
Albert
Einstein
Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.
Albert Einstien
I consider it important, indeed urgently necessary, for intellectual workers
to get together, both to protect their own economic status and, also generally
speaking, to secure their influence in the political field.
Albert
Einstein (commenting on why he joined the American Federation of Teachers,
AFL-CIO)
If A equals success, then the formula is A equals X plus Y plus Z. X is work.
Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.
Albert Einstein
If I had only known. I would have become a locksmith.
Albert
Einstein
If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?
Albert Einstein
If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor.
Albert Einstein
Imagination is more important than knowledge, for knowledge is limited while
imagination embraces the entire world.
Albert Einstein
In the middle of difficulity lies opportunity.
Albert Einstein
Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.
Albert Einstein
Let every man be respected as an individual and no man be idolized.
Albert Einstein
Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be
counted counts.
Albert Einstein
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not
sure about the former.
Albert Einstein
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit
with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
Albert Einstein
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
Albert
Einstein
The important thing is not to stop questioning.
Albert Einstein
The mere formulation of a problem is far more essential than its solution,
which may be merely a matter of mathematical or experimental skills. To raise
new questions, new possibilities, to regard old problems from a new angle
requires creative imagination and marks real advances in science.
Albert
Einstein
The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely
made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one.
Albert
Einstein
The search and striving for truth and knowledge is one of the highest of
man's qualities.
Albert Einstein
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
Albert
Einstein
The trite objects of human efforts possessions, outward successes, luxury
have always seemed to me contemptible.
Albert Einstein
The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are
evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it.
Albert
Einstein
Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of truth and knowledge is
shipwrecked by the laughter of the Gods.
Albert Einstein
You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war.
Albert
Einstein
Americans, indeed all freemen, remember that in the final choice, a soldier's
pack is not so heavy a burden as a prisoner's chains.
Dwight D.
Eisenhower
You have a row of dominoes set up; you knock over the first one, and what
will happen to the last one is that it will go over very quickly.
Dwight D.
Eisenhower, 1954
I think that people want peace so much that one of these days government had
better get out of their way and let them have it.
Dwight D. Eisenhower
Today in America unions have a secure place in our industrial life. Only a
handful of reactionaries harbor the ugly thought of breaking unions and of
depriving working men and women of the right to join the union of their choice.
I have no use for those regardless of their political party who hold some
vain and foolish dream of spinning the clock back to days when organized labor
was huddled, almost as a helpless mass.
Dwight D. Eisenhower
Leadership: the art of getting someone else to do something you want done
because he wants to do it.
Dwight D. Eisenhower
What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight; it's the
size of the fight in the dog.
Dwight D. Eisenhower
Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies,
in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are
cold and not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is
spending the sweat of its labourers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of
its children.
Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953
You do not lead by hitting people over the head that's assault, not
leadership.
Dwight D. Eisenhower
I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have to
sit in their living rooms for a whole half hour looking at my face on their
television screens.
Dwight D. Eisenhower
A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.
Dwight D. Eisenhower
Only those who risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
T.S. Eliot
Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
T. S.
Eliot
Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
Queen Elizabeth I,
in Francis Bacon, Apophthegms, 1625
Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another.
Walter Elliott
The two most abundant things in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.
Harlan Ellison
Guard well your spare moments. They are like uncut diamonds. Discard them and
their value will never be known. Improve them and they will become the brightest
gems in a useful life.
Ralph Waldo Emerson (18031882), American Author and
Poet
It is one of the most beautiful compensations of this life that no man can
sincerely try to help another without helping himself.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
(18031882), American Author and Poet
Vigor is contagious, and whatever makes us either think or feel strongly adds
to our power and enlarges our field of action.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
(18031882), American Author and Poet
The invariable mark of wisdom is to see the miraculous in the common.
Ralph Waldo Emerson (18031882), American Author and Poet
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid
with them.
Ralph Waldo Emerson (18031882), American Author and Poet
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
(18031882), American Author and Poet
The reward of a thing well done is to have it done.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
(18031882), American Author and Poet
Every man I meet is in some way my superior.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
(18031882), American Author and Poet
Patience and fortitude conquer all things.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
(18031882), American Author and Poet
A man is known by the books he reads.
Ralph Waldo Emerson (18031882),
American Author and Poet
I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
(18031882), American Author and Poet
Every hero becomes a bore at last.
Ralph Waldo Emerson (18031882),
American Author and Poet
Truth is beautiful, without doubt; but so are lies.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
(18031882), American Author and Poet
The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of
civilization.
Ralph Waldo Emerson (18031882), American Author and
Poet
Children are all foreigners.
Ralph Waldo Emerson (18031882), American
Author and Poet
Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an
experiment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson (18031882), American Author and Poet
Give all to love; obey thy heart.
Ralph Waldo Emerson (18031882),
American Author and Poet
Every sweet has its sour; every evil its good.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
(18031882), American Author and Poet
An institution is the lengthened shadow of one man.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
(18031882), American Author and Poet
The economic development of our actual society tends more and more to
concentrate, to socialize production into immense establishments.
Frederick
Engels
The socialist movement cannot be gagged. On the contrary, the antisocialist
law
will complete the revolutionary education of the German workers.
Frederick Engels
We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we
speak.
Epictetus
To accuse others for one's misfortunes is a sign of want of education; to
accuse oneself shows that one's education has begun; to accuse neither oneself
nor others shows that one's education is complete.
Epictetus: The
Encheiridon
Only the educated are free.
Epictetus
War is delightful to those who have had no experience of it.
Desiderius
Erasmus
The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the intrusion
of the wise and humane surgeon.
Sir John Eric Ericksen, British surgeon,
appointed Surgeon-Extraordinary to Queen Victoria 1873.
There's a difference between beauty and charm. A beautiful woman is one I
notice. A charming woman is one who notices me.
John Erskine
When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion.
Ethiopian Proverb
Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
Euripides (485 BC406
BC), Greek playwright
I care for riches, to make gifts
To friends, or lead a sick man back
to health
With ease and plenty. Else small aid is
wealth
For daily gladness; once a man be
done
With hunger, rich and poor are all as one.
Euripides (485 BC406 BC), Greek playwright, Electra, 413 B.C.
This contract is so one-sided that I am astonished to find it written on both
sides of the paper.
Lord Evershed, Naked Promises
Failing doesn't make you a failure. Giving up, accepting your failure,
refusing to try again does!
Richard Exely
The hardest of all is learning to be a well of affection, and not a fountain,
to show them that we love them, not when we feel like it, but when they do.
Nan Fairbrother
The decline in American pride, patriotism, and piety can be directly
attributed to the extensive reading of so-called 'science fiction' by our young
people. This poisonous rot about creatures not of God's making, societies of
'aliens' without a good Christian among them, and raw sex between unhuman beings
with three heads and God alone knows what sort of reproductive apparatus keeps
our young people from realizing the true will of God.
Jerry Falwell, "Can
Our Young People Find God in the Pages of Trashy Magazines? No, Of Course Not!",
Reader's Digest, Aug. 1985:142157
Billy Graham is the chief servant of Satan in America.
Jerry Falwell
AIDS is the wrath of a just God against homosexuals. To oppose it would be
like an Israelite jumping in the Red Sea to save one of Pharoah's chariotters.
Jerry Falwell
If you're not a born-again Christian, you're a failure as a human being.
Jerry Falwell
I hope I live to see the day, when, as in the early days of our country, we
won't have any public schools. The churches will have taken them over again and
Christians will be running them. What a happy day that will be!
Rev. Jerry
Falwell, America Can Be Saved, (1979)
The whole world is in revolt. Soon there will be only five Kings left the
King of England, the King of Spades, the King of Clubs, the King of Hearts, and
the King of Diamonds.
King Farouk of Egypt
Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try
to be better than yourself.
William Faulkner
Some things you must always be unable to bear. Some things you must never
stop refusing to bear. Injustice and outrage and dishonor and shame. No matter
how young you are or how old you have got. Not for kudos and not for cash, your
picture in the paper nor money in the bank, neither. Just refuse to bear
them.
William Faulkner
Conditions are never just right. People who delay action until all factors
are favorable do nothing.
William Feather
Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
William Feather
Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not
committing them?
Jules Feiffer
I'm hard-nosed about luck. I think it sucks. Yeah, if you spend seven years
looking for a job as a copywriter, and then one day somebody gives you a job,
you can say, "Gee, I was lucky I happened to go up there today." But, dammit, I
was going to go up there sooner or later in the next seventy years... If you're
persistent in trying and doing and working, you almost make your own fortune.
Jerry Della Femina, advertising agency owner
Selling has to be the most exciting thing you can do with your clothes on.
John Fenton
The truth always turns out to be simpler than you thought.
Richard
Feynman
What did you ask at school today?
Richard Fenyman
If someone gives you so-called good advice, do the opposite; you can be sure
it will be the right thing nine out of ten times.
Anselm Feuerbach
Experimental confirmation of a prediction is merely a measurement. An
experiment disproving a prediction is a discovery.
Enrico Fermi
If I could remember the names of all these particles, Id be a botanist.
Enrico Fermi
Whatever nature has in store for mankind, unpleasant as it may be, men must
accept, for ignorance is never better than knowledge.
Enrico Fermi
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
W.C. Fields
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
W.C. Fields
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
W.C. Fields
Last week, I went to Philidelphia, but it was closed.
W.C. Fields
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snakewhich I also
keep handy.
W.C. Fields
Prayers never bring anything... They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot,
the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy but to the enlightened it is the
same as asking Santa Claus to bring you something for Xmas
W. C. Fields
I'm looking for loopholes.
W.C. Fields, when caught reading the
Bible
I like children. Properly cooked.
W. C. Fields
The strongest bulwark of the capitalistic system is the ignorance of its
victims.
Adolph Fischer (Haymarket martyr)
Half of the modern drugs could well be thrown out of the window, except that
the birds might eat them.
Dr Martin Henry Fischer
Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau.
Irving
Fisher, Professor of Economics, Yale University, 1929.
The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing
ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function.
F.
Scott Fitzgerald
If you sit down and don't see a fish at the table, the fish is you.
Ken
Flaton
To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for
happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.
GustaveFlaubert
It is a great thing to write. To be no longer yourself, but to move in an
entire universe of your own creation.
GustaveFlaubert
It's no disgrace to be poor, but it's sure a hell of a bother!
Pretty
Boy Floyd
Fear is an acid which is pumped into one's atmosphere. It causes mental,
moral and spiritual asphyxiation, and sometimes death; death to energy and all
growth.
Horace Fletcher
Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value.
Marechal
Ferdinand Foch, Professor of Strategy, Ecole Superieure de Guerre, later
commander of the French Army in World War I.
History has demonstrated that the most notable winners usually encountered
heartbreaking obstacles before they triumphed. They finally won because they
refused to become discouraged by their defeats. Disappointments acted as a
challenge. Don't let difficulties discourage you.
B. C. Forbes
The human being who lives only for himself finally reaps nothing but
unhappiness. Selfishness corrodes. Unselfishness ennobles, satisfies. Don't put
off the joy derivable from doing helpful, kindly things for others.
B.C.
Forbes
The man who is intent on making the most of his opportunities is too busy to
bother about luck.
B C Forbes
Keeping score of old scores and scars, getting even and one-upping always
make you less than you are.
Malcolm S. Forbes, publisher, Forbes
Magazine
Contrary to the clichι, genuinely nice guys most often finish first or very
near it.
Malcolm S. Forbes, publisher, Forbes Magazine
Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one.
Malcolm S. Forbes, publisher, Forbes Magazine
My idea of social change is lots of tens and twenties.
Malcolm S.
Forbes, publisher, Forbes Magazine
There is never enough time, unless you're serving it.
Malcolm S.
Forbes, publisher, Forbes Magazine
There is one rule for industrialists and that is: Make the best quality of
goods possible at the lowest cost possible, paying the highest wages possible.
Henry Ford
It is not the employer who pays the wages. Employers only handle the money.
It is the customer who pays the wages.
Henry Ford
Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason so few
engage in it.
Henry Ford
Failure is the opportunity to begin again, more intelligently.
Henry
Ford
Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs.
Henry
Ford
You can't build a reputation on what you're going to do.
Henry Ford
I would rather be a coward than brave because people hurt you when you are
brave.
E M Forster
A person is never happy except at the price of some ignorance.
Anatole
France
An education isn't how much you have committed to memory, or even how much
you know. It's being able to differentiate between what you do know and what you
don't.
Anatole France
If fifty million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish
thing.
Anatole France
One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
Anatole France
Religion has done love a great service by making it a sin.
Anatole
France
The absurdity of a religious practice may be clearly demonstrated without
lessening the numbers of people who indulge in it.
Anatole France
The average man, who does not know what to do with his life, wants another
one which will last forever.
Anatole France
The greatest virtue of man is perhaps curiosity.
Anatole France
The impotence of God is infinite.
Anatole France
The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to
sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread.
Anatole
France
The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity
of young minds for the purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
Anatole
France
When a thing has been said and well, have no scruple. Take it and copy
it.
Anatole France
Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage
to action.
Brendan Francis
I am responsible only to God and history.
Francisco Franco
In all fairness to Jerry Falwell, it's probably too sophisticated for him.
Barney Frank, congressman, defending the Teletubbies
Well done is better than well said.
Benjamin Franklin
The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and
expecting different results.
Benjamin Franklin
Don't judge a man's wealth or his piety by his appearance on Sunday.
Benjamin Franklin
They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety
deserve neither liberty nor safety.
Benjamin Franklin
Experience is a dear teacher, but fools will learn at no other.
Benjamin Franklin
A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small bundle.
Benjamin
Franklin
In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes.
Benjamin
Franklin
We must indeed all hang together, or, most assuredly, we shall all hang
separately.
Benjamin Franklin: Remark to John Hancock, at the signing of
the Declaration of Independence, July 4, 1776
Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing.
Benjamin Franklin
Fish and visitors stink after three days.
Benjamin Franklin
Diligence is the mother of good luck.
Benjamin Franklin
Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.
Benjamin
Franklin
In modern Europe, as in ancient Greece, it would seem that even inanimate
objects have sometimes been punished for their misdeeds. After the revocation of
the edict of Nantes, in 1685, the Protestant chapel at La Rochelle was condemned
to be demolished, but the bell, perhaps out of regard for its value, was spared.
However, to expiate the crime of having rung heretics to prayers, it was
sentenced to be first whipped, and then buried and disinterred, by way of
symbolizing its new birth at passing into Catholic hands. Thereafter it was
catechized, and obliged to recant and promise that it would never again relapse
into sin. Having made this ample and honourable amends, the bell was reconciled,
baptized, and given, or rather sold, to the parish of St. Bartholomew. But when
the governor sent in the bill for the bell to the parish authorities, they
declined to settle it, alleging that the bell, as a recent convert to
Catholicism, desired to take advantage of the law lately passed by the king,
which allowed all new converts a delay of three years in paying their
debts.
Sir James G. Frazer, Folklore In The Old Testament
A man who seeks truth and loves it must be reckoned precious to any human
society.
Frederick the Great
Life is half spent before one knows what life is.
French Proverb
The more the fruits of knowledge become accessible to men, the more
widespread is the decline of religious belief.
Sigmund Freud
When a man has once brought himself to accept uncritically all the
absurdities that religious doctrines put before him and even to overlook the
contradictions between them, we need not be greatly suprised at the weakness of
his intellect.
Sigmund Freud: The Future of an Illusion
Religion is comparable to a childhood neurosis.
Sigmund Freud,
Future of an Illusion
America is a mistake, a giant mistake.
Sigmund Freud
The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is
generally employed only by small children and large nations.
David
Friedman
Modern man thinks he loses something; time; when he does not do things
quickly. Yet he does not know what to do with the time he gains; except kill it.
Erich Fromm
Vote Labor and you build castles in the air. Vote Conservative and you can
live in them.
David Frost, That Was the Year That Was BBC TV,
December 31, 1962
Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
temper or your self confidence.
Robert Frost(18741963)
No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.
Robert
Frost(18741963)
I turned to speak to God
About the world's despair;
But to make bad
matters worse
I found God wasn't there.
Robert Frost (18741963)
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never
remembers her age.
Robert Frost(18741963)
The world is full of willing people; some wiling to work, the rest willing to
let them.
Robert Frost(18741963)
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost(18741963)
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in
the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
Robert
Frost(18741963)
By and large, I seem to have made more mistakes than any others of whom I
know, but have learned thereby to make ever swifter acknowledgment of the errors
and thereafter immediately set about to deal more effectively with the truths
disclosed by the acknowledgment of erroneous assumptions.
Buckminster
Fuller
It's not your blue blood, your pedigree or your college degree. It's what you
do with your life that counts.
Millard Fuller
Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory.
John Kenneth
Galbraith (b. 1908)
The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral
philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for
selfishness.
John Kenneth Galbraith (b. 1908)
Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the
disastrous and the unpalatable.
John Kenneth Galbraith (b. 1908)
Wealth, in even the most improbable cases, manages to convey the aspect of
intelligence.
John Kenneth Galbraith (b. 1908)
Wealth is not without its advantages, and the case to the contrary, although
it has often been made, has never proved widely persuasive.
John Kenneth
Galbraith (b. 1908)
Clearly the most unfortunate people are those who must do the same thing over
and over again, every minute, or perhaps twenty to the minute. They deserve the
shortest hours and the highest pay.
John Kenneth Galbraith (b. 1908)
In economics, the majority is always wrong.
John Kenneth Galbraith (b.
1908)
In any great organization it is far, far safer to be wrong with the majority
than to be right alone.
John Kenneth Galbraith (b. 1908)
An important antidote to American democracy is American gerontocracy. The
positions of eminence and authority in Congress are allotted in accordance with
length of service, regardless of quality. Superficial observers have long
criticized the United States for making a fetish of youth. This is unfair.
Uniquely among modern organs of public and private administration, its national
legislature rewards senility.
John Kenneth Galbraith (b. 1908)
There are few ironclad rules of diplomacy but to one there is no exception.
When an official reports that talks were useful, it can safely be concluded that
nothing was accomplished.
John Kenneth Galbraith (b. 1908)
There's a certain part of the contented majority who love anybody who is
worth a billion dollars.
John Kenneth Galbraith (b. 1908)
Those who are enslaved to their sects are not merely devoid of all sound
knowledge, but they will never even stop to learn.
Galen
In questions of science, the authority of a thousand is not worth the humble
reasoning of a single individual.
Galileo Galilei
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with
sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
Galileo
Galilei
It is surely harmful to souls to make it a heresy to believe what is proved.
Galileo Galilei, The Authority of Scripture in Philosophical
Controversies
There are two kinds of people, those who do the work and those who take the
credit. Try to be in the first group; there is less competition there.
Indira Gandhi
I do not want my house to be walled in on all sides and my windows to be
stuffed. I want the cultures of all the lands to be blown about my house as
freely as possible. But I refuse to be blown off my feet by any.
Mohandas
K. Gandhi
I think it would be a good idea.
Mohandas K. Gandhi (when asked what he
thought of Western civilization)
Freedom is not worth having if it does not connote freedom to err. It passes
my comprehension how human beings, be they ever so experienced and able, can
delight in depriving other human beings of that precious right.
Mohandas K.
Gandhi
The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.
Mohandas K. Gandhi
I like your Christ, I do not like your christians, your christians are so
unlike your Christ.
Mohandas K. Gandhi
Anger and intolerance are the enemies of correct understanding.
Mohandas K. Gandhi
Man created God, not God, man
Guiseppi Garibaldi
The priest is the personification of falsehood.
Guiseppi Garibaldi
640K ought to be enough for anybody.
Bill Gates, in 1981.
Art is either plagiarism or revolution.
Paul Gauguin, French
impressionist artist
The most dangerous thing in the world is to try to leap a chasm in two jumps.
David Lloyd George
The various modes of worship which prevailed in the Roman world were all
considered by the people as equally true; by the philosopher as equally false;
and by the magistrate as equally useful.
Edward Gibbons
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it
made.
Jean Gieraudoux
Crazy people who are productive are geniuses. Crazy people who are rich are
eccentric. Crazy people who are neither productive nor rich are just plain
crazy. Geniuses and crazy people are both out in the middle of a deep ocean;
geniuses swim, crazy people drown. Most of us are sitting safely on the shore.
Take a chance and get your feet wet.
Michael J. Gelb
Brain researchers estimate that your unconscious data base outweighs the
conscious on an order exceeding ten million to one. This data base is the source
of your hidden, natural genius. In other words, a part of you is much smarter
than you are. The wise people regularly consult that smarter part.
Michael
J. Gelb
Over-seriousness is a warning sign for mediocrity and bureaucratic thinking.
People who are seriously committed to mastery and high performance are secure
enough to lighten up.
Michael J. Gelb
Champions know that success is inevitable; that there is no such thing as
failure, only feedback. They know that the best way to forecast the future is to
create it.
Michael J. Gelb
Life is a continuous exercise in creative problem solving.
Michael J.
Gelb
Confusion is the welcome mat at the door of creativity.
Michael J.
Gelb
A champion views resistance as a gift of energy.
Michael J. Gelb
My father was frightened of his father, I was frightened of my father, and I
am damned well going to see to it that my children are frightened of me.
King George V of England
Don't be afraid to take a big step. You can't cross a chasm in two small
jumps.
David Lloyd George
There is a danger in reckless change; but greater danger in blind
conservatism.
Henry George (18391897), U.S. economist, Social
Problems
Capital is a result of labor, and is used by labor to assist it in further
production. Labor is the active and initial force, and labor is therefore the
employer of capital.
Henry George (18391897), U.S. economist, Progress
and Poverty, bk. 3, ch. 1 (1879
How vainly shall we endeavor to repress crime by our barbarous punishment of
the poorer class of criminals so long as children are reared in the brutalizing
influences of poverty, so long as the bite of want drives men to crime.
Henry George (18391897), U.S. economist, Social Problems, ch. 9
(1883).
There is only one way to make a great deal of money and that is in a business
of your own.
Jean Paul Getty
My formula for success? Rise early, work late, strike oil.
Jean Paul
Getty
He who does not prefer exile to slavery is not free by any measure of
freedom, truth and duty.
Kahlil Gibran
An eye for an eye and the whole world would be blind.
Kahlil
Gibran
Sadness is but a wall between two gardens.
Kahlil Gibran
One does not discover new lands without consenting to lose sight of the shore
for a very long time.
Andrι Gide
Real poverty is less a state of income than a state of mind.
George
Gilder
Equal rights for the sexes will be achieved when mediocre women occupy high
positions
Franηois Giroud
One of the true tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem
before it becomes an emergency.
Arnold Glasow
The fewer the facts, the stronger the opinion.
Arnold H. Glasow
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
Arthur Godfrey
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
Gail
Godwin
Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the
leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked,
and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to
danger.
Hermann Goering, testimony in the Nuremberg Trials
A life without love, without the presence of the beloved, is nothing but a
mere magic-lantern show. We draw out slide after slide, swiftly tiring of each,
and pushing it back to make haste for the next.
Johann Wolfgang von
Goethe
Whatever you do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius and power
and magic in it.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
Johann Wolfgang von
Goethe
For just when ideas fail, a word comes in to save the situation.
Johann
Wolfgang von Goethe
Enjoy what you can, endure what you must.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
One ought, everyday, to hear a song, read a fine poem, and, if possible, to
speak a few reasonable words.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Love, the strongest and deepest element in all life, the harbinger of hope,
of joy, of ecstasy; love, the defier of all laws, of all conventions; love, the
freest, the most powerful molder of human destiny; how can such an
all-compelling force be synonymous with that poor little State- and
Church-begotten weed, marriage?
Emma Goldman
If you see a bandwagon, it's too late.
Sir James Goldsmith
One man is born with a silver spoon in his mouth, and the other with a wooden
ladle.
Oliver Goldsmith (17281774), Anglo-Irish author, poet, playwright.
The Citizen of the World, 1762
Laws grind the poor and rich men rule the law.
Oliver Goldsmith
(17281774), Anglo-Irish author, poet, playwright. The Traveller, line
386.
Handsome is that handsome does.
Oliver Goldsmith (17281774) Vicar
of Wakefield, Chapter i.
Honor sinks where commerce long prevails.
Oliver Goldsmith (17281774),
Anglo-Irish author, poet, playwright. The Traveller, line 92 (1764).
If frugality were established in the state, and if our expenses were laid out
to meet needs rather than superfluities of life, there might be fewer wants, and
even fewer pleasures, but infinitely more happiness.
Oliver Goldsmith
(17281774), Anglo-Irish author, poet, playwright.
A traveler of taste will notice that the wise are polite all over the world,
but the fool only at home.
Oliver Goldsmith (17281774), Anglo-Irish
author, poet, playwright.
Ill fares the land, to hastening ills a prey, where wealth accumulates, and
men decay.
Oliver Goldsmith (17281774), Anglo-Irish author, poet,
playwright.
However, on religious issures there can be little or no compromise. There is
no position on which people are so immovable as their religious beliefs. There
is no more powerful ally one can claim in a debate than Jesus Christ, or God, or
Allah, or whatever one calls this supreme being. But like any powerful weapon,
the use of God's name on one's behalf should be used sparingly. The religious
factions that are growing throughout our land are not using their religious
clout with wisdom. They are trying to force government leaders into following
their position 100 percent. If you disagree with these religious groups on a
particular moral issue, they complain, they threaten you with a loss of money or
votes or both. I'm frankly sick and tired of the political preachers across this
country telling me as a citizen that if I want to be a moral person, I must
believe in A, B, C, and D. Just who do they think they are? And from where do
they presume to claim the right to dictate their moral beliefs to me? And I am
even more angry as a legislator who must endure the threats of every religious
group who thinks it has some God-granted right to control my vote on every roll
call in the Senate. I am warning them today: I will fight them every step of the
way if they try to dictate their moral convictions to all Americans in the name
of conservatism.
Senator Barry Goldwater (19091998 )
I think every good Christian ought to kick [Jerry] Falwell's ass.
Senator Barry Goldwater (19091998 )
Sex and politics are a lot alike. You don't have to be good at them to enjoy
them.
Senator Barry Goldwater (19091998 )
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
Samuel
Goldwyn
Spare no expense to make everything as economical as possible.
Samuel
Goldwyn
Corruption is no stranger to Washington; it is a famous resident.
Walter Goodman: All Honorable Men, 1963
Never contend with a man who has nothing to lose.
Baltasar Gracian
I know no method to secure the repeal of bad or obnoxious laws so effective
as their stringent execution.
Ulysses S. Grant (18221885), Inaugural
Address
I would suggest the taxation of all property equally whether church or
corporation.
Ulysses S. Grant (18221885)
Leave the matter of religion to the family altar, the church and the private
schools, supported entirely by private contributions. Keep the church and state
forever separated.
Ulysses S. Grant, speech to the Army of the Tennessee,
Des Moines,Iowa, 1875
Let no guilty man escape, if it can be avoided. No personal consideration
should stand in the way of performing a public duty.
Ulysses S. Grant
(18221885), indorsement of a letter relating to the Whiskey Ring
No one ever achieved greatness by playing it safe.
Harry Gray
More on Thomas Gray
(1716 - 1771), English poet, prose writer and scholar And moody madness laughing wild
Amid severest woe.
Thomas Gray (1716 - 1771), English poet, prose writer and scholar, On a
Distant Prospect of Eton College
Alas! regardless of their doom,
The little victims
play;
No sense have they of ills to
come,
Nor care beyond to-day.
Thomas Gray (1716 -
1771), English poet, prose writer and scholar, On a Distant Prospect of Eton
College
But Knowledge to their eyes her ample page,
Rich with the spoils of
time, did neer unroll;
Chill penury repressd their noble
rage,
And froze the genial current of the soul.
Thomas Gray (1716 - 1771), English poet, prose writer and scholar, Elegy in a
Country Churchyard
He passd the flaming bounds of place and time:
The living throne,
the sapphire blaze,
Where angels tremble while they
gaze,
He saw; but blasted with excess of
light,
Closed his eyes in endless night.
Thomas Gray (1716 - 1771), English poet, prose writer and scholar, The
Progress of Poesy
Rich windows that exclude the light,
And passages that lead to
nothing.
Thomas Gray (1716 - 1771), English poet, prose writer and
scholar, A Long Story
Some village Hampden, that, with dauntless breast,
The little tyrant
of his fields withstood,
Some mute inglorious Milton here may
rest,
Some Cromwell guiltless of his country's blood.
Thomas Gray (1716 - 1771), English poet, prose writer and scholar, Elegy in a
Country Churchyard
To each his suffrings; all are men,
Condemnd alike to
groan,
The tender for anothers pain,
Th unfeeling for his
own.
Yet ah! why should they know their fate,
Since sorrow never comes too
late,
And happiness too swiftly flies?
Thought would destroy
their paradise.
No more; where ignorance is bliss,
'T is folly to be
wise.
Thomas Gray (1716 - 1771), English poet, prose writer and scholar,
On a Distant Prospect of Eton College
Too poor for a bribe, and too proud to importune,
He had not the
method of making a fortune.
Thomas Gray (1716 - 1771), English poet, prose
writer and scholar, On His Own Character
We frolic while 'tis May.
Thomas Gray (1716 - 1771), English poet,
prose writer and scholar
What female heart can gold despise?
What cat s averse to
fish?
Thomas Gray (1716 - 1771), English poet, prose writer and scholar,
On the death of a Favourite Cat
Fame is vapor, popularity an accident, riches take wings. Only one thing
endures and that is character.
Horace Greely
A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that
others throw at him.
Sidney Greenberg
Unfortunately, regret is a part of human existance. To defeat it, you must
confront your fears before the opportunity is lost. If you wait, the regret will
eat away at you for the rest of your life.
Clint Greenleaf
Class is how you treat people who can do nothing for you.
Geof
Greenleaf
A man is measured by the size of things that anger him.
Geof
Greenleaf
Good leaders must first become good servants.
Robert Greenleaf
A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they
shall never sit in.
Greek Proverb
You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take.
Wayne Gretzky
If it weren't for lawyers, we wouldn't need them.
A. K. Griffin
Quality is remembered long after the price is forgotten.
Gucci
In fact, if Christ himself stood in my way, I, like Nietzsche, would not
hesitate to squish him like a worm.
Ernesto "Che" Guevara (192867),
Argentinian-born revolutionary leader.
We must bear in mind that imperialism is a world system, the last stage of
capitalism-and it must be defeated in a world confrontation. The strategic end
of this struggle should be the destruction of imperialism. Our share, the
responsibility of the exploited and underdeveloped of the world, is to eliminate
the foundations of imperialism: our oppressed nations, from where they extract
capital, raw materials, technicians, and cheap labor, and to which they export
new capital instruments of domination arms and all kinds of articles, thus
submerging us in an absolute dependence.
Ernesto "Che" Guevara (192867),
Argentinian-born revolutionary leader.
When asked whether or not we are Marxists, our position is the same as that
of a physicist or a biologist who is asked if he is a "Newtonian" or if he is a
"Pasteurian."
Ernesto "Che" Guevara (192867), Argentinian-born
revolutionary leader. Quoted in Radical Currents in Contemporary
Philosophy, ed. David DeGrood (1971).
You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
Sacha
Guitry
The little I know, I owe to my ignorance.
Sacha Guitry
Creation of wealth is almost a duty because of the widespread benefits that
flow from it.
John Gunn
Nobody living can ever stop me. As I go walking my freedom highway. Nobody
living can make me turn back. This land was made for you and me.
Woody
Guthrie, folksinger, "This Land Was Made For You and Me", 1940
Some will rob you with a gun, and some with a fountain pen.
Woody
Guthrie, folksinger, "Pretty Boy Floyd"
It's not a lie. It's a terminological inexactitude.
General Alexander
Haig, Nixon Chief of Staff
The warning message we sent the Russians was a calculated ambiguity that
would be clearly understood.
General Alexander Haig, Nixon Chief of
Staff
You can't put the toothpaste back in the tube.
H.R. Haldeman
Education would be much more effective if its purpose was to ensure that by
the time they leave school every boy and girl should know how much they do not
know, and be imbued with a lifelong desire to know it.
Sir William Haley
There is something that is much more scarce, something rarer than ability. It
is the ability to recognizeability.
Robert Half
Men give me credit for some genius. All the genius I have lies in this; when
I have a subject in hand, I study it profoundly. Day and night it is before me.
My mind becomes pervaded with it. Then the effort that I have made is what
people are pleased to call the fruit of genius. It is the fruit of labor and
thought.
Alexander Hamilton
Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and
you're going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy
thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love.
Butch
Hancock
War will cease when men refuse to fight.
Fridtjof Hansen
I have no trouble with my enemies. I can take care of my enemies in a fight.
But my friends, my goddamned friends, they're the ones who keep me walking the
floor at nights!
Warren G. Harding
Argument is powerless against bias or prejudice.
Thomas Hardy
The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
Lucille S. Harper
It's suprising how many persons go through life without even recognizing that
their feelings toward other people are largely determined by their feelings
toward themselves. If your're not comfortable within yourself, you can't be
comfortable with others.
Sydney J. Harris
We have not passed that subtle line between childhood and adulthood until we
move from the passive voice to the active voice that is, until we have stopped
saying "It got lost," and say, "I lost it."
Sydney J. Harris
Nobody can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered an
old idea and thinks it is his own.
Sydney J. Harris
When I hear somebody sigh, "Life is hard," I am always tempted to ask,
"Compared to what?"
Sydney J. Harris
The attractive lady whom I had only recently been introduced to dropped into
my lap....I chose not to dump her off.
Former Senator and presidential
candidate Gary Hart, on his encounter with Donna Rice
In times like these, it is helpful to remember that there have always been
times like these.
Paul Harvey
Capital punishment is our society's recognition of the sanctity of human
life.
Sen. Orrin Hatch
If you don't make mistakes, you aren't really trying.
Coleman
Hawking
What I have done is to show that it is possible for the way the universe
began to be determined by the laws of science. In that case, it would not be
necessary to appeal to God to decide how the universe began. This doesn't prove
that there is no God, only that God is not necessary.
Stephen W. Hawking,
Der Spiegel, 1989
My body may be stuck in this chair, but with the internet my mind can go to
the ends of the universe.
Stephen W. Hawking
God not only plays dice. He sometimes throws the dice where they cannot be
seen.
Stephen W. Hawking
What I have done is to show that it is possible for the way the universe
began to be determined by the laws of science. In that case, it would not be
necessary to appeal to God to decide how the universe began. This doesnt prove
that there is no God, only that God is not necessary.
Stephen W.
Hawking
both time and space are finite in extent, but they dont have my boundary or
edge
there would be no singularities, and the laws of science would hold
everywhere, including at the beginning of the universe.
Stephen W.
Hawking
I think that science itself is morally neutral. But scientists themselves
need not be morally neutral
. They have moral responsibilities.
Stephen W.
Hawking
Integrity is when what you say, what you do, what you think, and who you ARE
all come from the same place.
Madelyn Griffith-Haynie
The barbarous gold baronsthey did not find the gold, they did not mine the
gold, they did not mill the gold, but by some weird alchemy all the gold
belonged to them!
Big Bill Haywood, IWW union leader, 1901
Those people who are uncomfortable in themselves are disagreeable to others.
William Hazlitt (17781830), English humanistic writer
The surest hindrance of success is to have too high a standard of refinement
in our own minds, or too high an opinion of the judgment of the public. He who
is determined not to be satisfied with anything short of perfection will never
do anything to please himself or others.
William Hazlitt (17781830),
English humanistic writer
Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater.
William Hazlitt
(17781830), English humanistic writer
If you do anything just for the money, you don't succeed.
Barry
Hearn
A politician will do anything to keep his job even become a patriot.
William Randolph Hearst, American newspaper publisher
One should forgive one's enemies, but not before they are hanged
Heinrich Heine (17971856), German poet
Mine is a most peaceable disposition. My wishes are: a humble cottage with a
thatched roof, but a good bed, good food, the freshest milk and butter, flowers
before my window and a few fine trees before my door. And if God wants to make
my happiness complete, he will grant me the joy of seeing some six or seven of
my enemies hanging from those trees.
Heinrich Heine (17971856), German
poet
Christ rode on an ass, but now asses ride on Christ.
Heinrich Heine
(17971856), German poet
Anyone who can worship a trinity and insist that his religion is a monotheism
can believe anything... just give him time to rationalize it.
Robert
Heinlein (19071988 ), science fiction writer, JOB: A Comedy of
Justice
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.
Robert Heinlein (19071988 ), science fiction writer
Being intelligent is not a felony. But most societies evaluate it as being at
least a misdemeanor.
Robert Heinlein (19071988 ), science fiction
writer
Faith strikes me as intellectual laziness.
Robert Heinlein (19071988 ),
science fiction writer
Love your country, but never trust its government.
Robert Heinlein
(19071988 ), science fiction writer
Money is a powerful aphrodisiac. But flowers work almost as well.
Robert Heinlein (19071988 ), science fiction writer
Nothing gives you more zest than running for your life.
Robert
Heinlein
One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
Robert Heinlein
(19071988 ), science fiction writer, Notebooks of Lazarus Long
Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
Robert Heinlein
(19071988 ), science fiction writer
A man who believes that he eats his God we do not call mad; yet, a man who
says he is Jesus Christ, we call mad.
Claude Adrien Helvetius (17151771),
French philosopher
But man is not made for defeat. A man can be destroyed but not defeated.
Ernest Hemingway (18891961) US journalist, novelist, short-story
writer
Cowardice ... is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend the
functioning of the imagination.
Ernest Hemingway (18891961) US journalist,
novelist, short-story writer
I like to listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most
people never listen.
Ernest Hemingway (18891961) US journalist, novelist,
short-story writer
Never mistake motion for action.
Ernest Hemingway (18891961) US
journalist, novelist, short-story writer
The first draft of anything is shit.
Ernest Hemingway (18891961) US
journalist, novelist, short-story writer
The man who has begun to live more seriously within begins to live more
simply without.
Ernest Hemingway (18891961) US journalist, novelist,
short-story writer
The problem is, of course, that not only is economics bankrupt but it has
always been nothing more than politics in disguise ... economics is a form of
brain damage.
Hazel Henderson
When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.
Jimi Hendrix (19421970) American musician, guitarist, singer, songwriter
When politics and religion are intermingled, a people is suffused with a
sense of invulnerability, and gathering speed in their forward charge, they fail
to see the cliff ahead of them.
Frank Herbert, Dune
The love of money and the love of learning rarely meet.
George Herbert
(1593 - 1633), Welsh poet, Jacula Prudentum
Gayly we glide in the gaze of the world
With streamers afloat and
with canvas unfurled,
All gladness and glory to wandering
eyes,
Yet chartered by sorrow and freighted with sighs.
Thomas Kibble Hervey (18041859), The Convict Ship
The tomb of him who would have made
The world too glad
and free.
Thomas Kibble Hervey (18041859), The Devils
Progress
He stood beside a cottage lone
And listened to a
lute,
One summers eve, when the breeze was gone,
And the
nightingale was mute.
Thomas Kibble Hervey (18041859), The Devils
Progress
A love that took an early root,
And had an early doom.
Thomas Kibble Hervey (18041859), The Devils Progress
Like ships, that sailed for sunny isles,
But never came
to shore.
Thomas Kibble Hervey (18041859), The Devils
Progress
Wake, soldier, wake, thy war-horse waits
To bear thee to
the battle back;
Thou slumberest at a foemans gates,
Thy dog would
break thy bivouac;
Thy plume is trailing in the dust
And thy red falchion
gathering rust.
Thomas Kibble Hervey (18041859), The Dead Trumpeter
The degree to which one is sensitive to other people's suffering, to
another's humanity, is the index of one's own humanity.
Rabbi Abraham
Joshua Heschel
Wonder rather than doubt is the root of all knowledge.
Rabbi Abraham
Joshua Heschel
We should do unto others as we would want them to do unto us. If I were an
unborn fetus I would want others to use force to protect me, therefore using
force against abortionists is justifiable homocide.
Rev. Paul J.
Hill, abortion doctor murderer
Nothing is more common than unfulfilled potential
Howard Hendricks
Nothing endures but change.
Heraclitus (540?475? BC), Greek
philosopher
We are most nearly ourselves when we achieve the seriousness of the child at
play.
Heraclitus (540?475? BC), Greek philosopher
The people must fight for their laws as for their walls.
Heraclitus
(540?475? BC), Greek philosopher
What do you despise? By this are you truly known.
Frank Herbert: Dune
The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.
Don Herold
A pamphlet, no matter how good, is never read more than once, but a song is
learned by heart and repeated over and over.
Joe Hill, songwriter and labor
activist
Success seems to be connected to action. Successful people keep moving. They
make mistakes, but they don't quit.
Conrad Hilton
If you don't ask "why this?" often enough, somebody will ask "why you?"
Tom Hirshfield
Always before God and the world, the stronger has the right to carry through
what he wills.
Adolf Hitler
Force was more than the decisive factor in any situation. It was force, which
alone created right.
Adolf Hitler
Great liars are also great magicians.
Adolf Hitler
I am convinced that men who are created by God should live in accordance with
the will of the Almighty. If providence had not guided us, I could often never
have found these dizzy paths.
Adolf Hitler
If the Churches were to declare themselves ready to take over the treatment
and care of those suffering from hereditary diseases, we should be quite ready
to refrain from sterilizing them.
Adolf Hitler
It is therefore, to put it mildly, effrontery when especially foreign
politicians make bold to speak of hostility to religion in the third Reich.
Adolf Hitler
It may be that, today gold has become the exclusive ruler of life, but the
time will come when man will again bow down before a higher God.
Adolf Hitler
Never qualify what you say, never concede an inch to the other side, paint
all your contrasts in black and white. This is the very first condition, which
has to be fulfilled in every kind of propaganda.
Adolf Hitler
No one in Germany has in the past been persecuted because of his religious views
(Einstellung), nor will anyone in the future be so persecuted.
Adolf Hitler
Only constant repetition will finally succeed in imprinting an idea on the
memory of a crowd.
Adolf Hitler
Only force rules. Force is the first law.
Adolf Hitler
Providence has caused me to be Catholic, and I know therefore how to handle
this Church. I believe in Providence and I believe Providence to be just.
Therefore, I believe that Providence always rewards the strong, the industrious,
and the upright.
Adolf Hitler
Secular schools can never be tolerated because such schools have no religious
instruction, and a general moral instruction without a religious foundation is built on air;
consequently, all character training and religion must be derived from faith . . . we need
believing people.
Adolf Hitler, April 26, 1933, from a speech made during negotiations
leading to the Nazi-Vatican Concordant of 1933
So long a nation does not do so away with the assassins within its borders,
no external successes can be possible.
Adolf Hitler
Strength lies not in defense but in attack.
Adolf Hitler
Success is the sole earthly judge of right and wrong.
Adolf Hitler
The art of leadership consists of consolidating the attention of the people
against a single adversary and taking care that nothing will split up this
attention.
Adolf Hitler
The Churches are the greatest landed proprietors after the State.Further, the
Church in the National Socialist State is in many ways favoured in regard to
taxation, and for gifts, legacies, etc., it enjoys immunity from taxation.
Adolf Hitler
The force which ever set in motion, the great historic avalanches of
religious and political movements, is the magical power of the spoken word.
Adolf Hitler
The great masses of the people... will more easily fall victims to a big lie
than to a small one.
Adolf Hitler
The greatness of Christianity did not lie in attempted negotiations for
compromise with any similar philosophical opinions in the ancient world, but in
its inexorable fanaticism in preaching and fighting for its own doctrine.
Adolf Hitler
The leader of genius must have the ability to make different opponents appear
as if they belonged to one category.
Adolf Hitler
The man who has no sense of history, is like a man who has no ears or eyes.
Adolf Hitler
The National Socialist State has not closed a Church, nor has it prevented
the holding of a religious service, nor has it ever exercised any influence upon
the form of a religious service. It has not exercised any pressure upon the
doctrine nor on the profession of faith of any of the Confessions. In the
national Socialist State, anyone is free to seek his blessedness after his own
fashion.
Adolf Hitler
The people need and require faith.We have therefore undertaken the fight
against the atheistic movement, and that not merely with a few theoretical
declarations: we have stamped it out .
Adolf Hitler
The personification of the devil as the symbol of all evil assumes the living
shape of the Jew.
Adolf Hitler
The victor will never be asked if he told the truth.
Adolf Hitler
The whole work of nature is a mighty struggle between strength and
weakness-an eternal victory of the strong over the weak.
Adolf Hitler
The world will not help, the people must help themselves. Its own strength is
the source of life. That strength the Almighty has given us to use; that in it
and through it, we may wage the battle of our life The others in the past years
have not had the blessing of the Almighty - of Him who in the last resort,
whatever man may do, holds in His hands the final decision. Lord God, let us
never hesitate or play the coward.
Adolf Hitler
There could be no issue between the Church and the State. The Church, as
such, has nothing to do with political affairs. On the other hand, the State has
nothing to do with the faith or inner organization of the Church.
Adolf
Hitler
This human world of ours would be inconceivable without the practical
existence of a religious belief.
Adolf Hitler
Thus inwardly armed with confidence in God and the unshakable stupidity of
the voting citizenship, the politician can begin the fight for the `remaking' of
the Reich as they call it.
Adolf Hitler
We are all proud that through God's powerful aid, we have become once more
true Germans.
Adolf Hitler
We have not only brought thousands of priests back into the Church, but to
millions of respectable people, we have restored their faith in their religion
and in their priests. The union of the Evangelical Church in a single Church for
the whole Reich, the Concordant with the Catholic Church, these are but
milestones on the road which leads to the establishment of a useful relation and
a useful co-operation between the Reich and the two Confessions.
Adolf
Hitler
What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
Adolf Hitler
Whatever goal, man has reached is due to his originality plus his brutality.
Adolf Hitler
You can kill ten of my men for every one I kill of yours, but even at those
odds, you will lose and I will win.
Ho Chi Minh to the French, late
1940s
We are told that talent creates its own opportunities. But it sometimes seems
that intense desire creates not only its own opportunities, but its own talents.
Eric Hoffer, American longshoreman and philosopher
You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to
frighten you.
Eric Hoffer, American longshoreman and philosopher
Passionate hatred can give meaning and purpose to an empty life.
Eric
Hoffer, American longshoreman and philosopher
Become an internationalist and learn to respect all life. Make war on
machines, and in particular the sterile machines of corporate death and the
robots that guard them.
Abbie Hoffman, Steal This Book
Smoking dope and hanging up Che's picture is no more a commitment than
drinking milk and collecting postage stamps. A revolution in consciousness is an
empty high without a revolution in the distribution of power.
Abbie
Hoffman, Steal This Book
The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it.
Abbie
Hoffman
We are here to make a better world. No amount of rationalization or blaming
can preempt the moment of choice each of us brings to our situation here on this
planet. The lesson of the '60s is that people who cared enough to do right could
change history. We didn't end racism but we ended legal segregation. We ended
the idea that you could send half-a-million soldiers around the world to fight a
war that people do not support. We ended the idea that women are second-class
citizens. We made the environment an issue that couldn't be avoided. The big
battles that we won cannot be reversed. We were young, self-righteous, reckless,
hypocritical, brave, silly, headstrong and scared half to death.
And we were
right.
Abbie Hoffman
I did not have political relations with that man, Ken Lay.
Sen. Fritz
Hollings (DS.C.), poking fun at Bush for distancing himself from Enron
There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting
people up.
John Andrew Holmes
The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr. (18411935), American jurist, associate justice of the
Supreme Court
Man's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original
dimension.
Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr. (18411935), American jurist,
associate justice of the Supreme Court
Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do.
Attitude determines how well you do it.
Lou Holtz
For Fate has wove the thread of life with pain
And twins ev'n from the
birth are Misery and Man!
Homer (c. B.C. 700)
As leaves on the trees, such is the life of man.
Homer (c. B.C. 700)
O friends, be men; so act that none may feel ashamed to meet the eyes of
other men. Think each one of his children and his wife, his home, his parents,
living yet or dead. For them, the absent ones, I supplicate, and bid you rally
here, and scorn to fly.
Homer (c. B.C. 700)
Many people dream of success. To me success can only be achieved through
repeated faliure and introspection. In fact, success represents one percent of
your work which results from the 99 percent that is called failure.
Soichiro Honda
Justice is incidental to law and order.
J. Edgar Hoover
You manage things; you lead people.
Admiral Grace Murray Hopper,
USN
A leech that will not quit the skin until sated with blood.
Horace (65
BC8 BC) [Quintus Horatius Flaccus], Roman lyric poet and satirist
An envious man grows lean at another's fatness.
Horace (65 BC8 BC)
[Quintus Horatius Flaccus], Roman lyric poet and satirist
Be not ashamed to have had wild days, but not to have sown your wild oats.
Horace (65 BC8 BC) [Quintus Horatius Flaccus], Roman lyric poet and
satirist
Be not caught by the cunning of those who appear in a disguise.
Horace
(65 BC8 BC) [Quintus Horatius Flaccus], Roman lyric poet and satirist
Betray not a secret even though racked by wine or wrath.
Horace (65
BC8 BC) [Quintus Horatius Flaccus], Roman lyric poet and satirist
Catch the opportunity while it lasts, and rely not on what the morrow may
bring.
Horace (65 BC8 BC) [Quintus Horatius Flaccus], Roman lyric poet
and satirist
Consider well what your shoulders are able to bear.
Horace (65 BC8 BC)
[Quintus Horatius Flaccus], Roman lyric poet and satirist
Get money; by just means, if you can; if not, still get money.
Horace
(65 BC8 BC) [Quintus Horatius Flaccus], Roman lyric poet and satirist
In peace, as a wise man, he should make suitable preparation for war.
Horace (65 BC8 BC) [Quintus Horatius Flaccus], Roman lyric poet and satirist,
Satires
Money, as it increases, becomes either the master or the slave of its owner.
Horace (65 BC8 BC) [Quintus Horatius Flaccus], Roman lyric poet and
satirist
Pale Death with impartial tread beats at the poor man's cottage door and at
the palaces of kings.
Horace (65 BC8 BC) [Quintus Horatius Flaccus],
Roman lyric poet and satirist, Odes
Those who say nothing about their poverty will obtain more than those who
turn beggars.
Horace (65 BC8 BC) [Quintus Horatius Flaccus], Roman lyric
poet and satirist
You traverse the world in search of happiness, which is within the reach of
every man. A contented mind confers it on all.
Horace (65 BC8 BC) [Quintus
Horatius Flaccus], Roman lyric poet and satirist
Say, for what were hop-yards meant,
Or why was Burton built on
Trent?
Oh many a peer of England brews
Livelier liquor than the
Muse,
And malt does more than Milton can
To justify God's ways to
man.
Ale, man, ale's the stuff to drink
For fellows whom it hurts to
think.
A.E. Housman, A Shropshire Lad (1896) no.62
One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work
of one extraordinary man.
Elbert Green Hubbard (18591915), American
editor, publisher, and author
Success To rise from the illusion of pursuit to the disillusion of
possession.
Elbert Green Hubbard (18591915), American editor, publisher,
and author
The greatest mistake you can make is to be continually fearing you will make
one.
Elbert Green Hubbard (18591915), American editor, publisher, and
author
He has achieved success who has worked well, laughed often, and loved much.
Elbert Green Hubbard (18591915), American editor, publisher, and
author
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
Elbert Green Hubbard (18591915), American editor, publisher, and author
To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.
Elbert Green
Hubbard (18591915), American editor, publisher, and author
Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
F.
M. Hubbard
The world gets better every day, then worse again in the evening.
Kin
Hubbard (18681930), US journalist and humourist
Writing for a penny a word is ridiculous. If a man really wants to make a
million dolars, the best way would be to start his own religion.
Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, 1949, then just a writer
A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has
good company.
Charles Evans Hughes
Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, a life is a broken-winged bird that
cannot fly. Hold fast to dreams, for when dreams go, life is a berry field
frozen with snow.
Langston Hughes (19021967), AfricanAmerican writer
Common sense is in spite of, not the result of, education.
Victor Hugo
(18021885), French poet, novelist, and playwright
Forty is the old age of youth; fifty, the youth of old age.
Victor Hugo
(18021885), French poet, novelist, and playwright
Genius is a promontory jutting out of the infinite.
Victor Hugo
(18021885), French poet, novelist, and playwright
He who opens a school door, closes a prison.
Victor Hugo (18021885),
French poet, novelist, and playwright
People do not lack strength; they lack will.
Victor Hugo (18021885),
French poet, novelist, and playwright
There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an
idea whose time has come.
Victor Hugo (18021885), French poet, novelist,
and playwright
It is seldom that liberty of any kind is lost all at once.
David
Hume
The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken
seriously.
Hubert H. Humphrey
The believer is happy; the doubter is wise.
Hungarian proverb
Words are very powerful, they can get things done for us, but then a word and
a gun makes it much easier.
Saddam Hussein
A belief in hell and the knowledge that every ambition is doomed to
frustration at the hands of a skeleton have never prevented the majority of
human beings from behaving as though death were no more than an unfounded
rumour.
Aldous Leonard Huxley (18941963), English novelist, essayist, critic, and
poet
Experience is not what happens to you. It is what you do with what happens to you.
Aldous Leonard Huxley (18941963), English novelist, essayist, critic, and poet
Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
Aldous Leonard Huxley (18941963), English novelist, essayist, critic, and poet
Most human beings have an almost infinite capacity for taking things for granted.
Aldous Leonard Huxley (18941963), English novelist, essayist, critic, and poet
The great end of life is not knowledge but action.
Aldous Leonard Huxley (18941963), English novelist, essayist, critic, and poet
The great tragedy of science the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact.
Aldous Leonard Huxley (18941963), English novelist, essayist, critic, and poet
The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's
foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher.
Aldous Leonard Huxley (18941963), English novelist, essayist, critic, and poet
The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of childhood into maturity.
Aldous Leonard Huxley (18941963), English novelist, essayist, critic, and poet
There is only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and
that's your own self.
Aldous Leonard Huxley (18941963), English novelist,
essayist, critic, and poet
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Aldous Leonard Huxley (18941963), English novelist, essayist, critic, and poet
You shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad.
Aldous Leonard Huxley (18941963), English novelist, essayist, critic, and poet
You can have brilliant ideas, but if you can't get them across, your ideas
won't get you anywhere.
Lee Iacocca
Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
Indian proverb
It is contended by many that ours is a Christian government, founded upon the
Bible, and that all who look upon that book as false or foolish are destroying
the foundation of our country. The truth is, our government is not founded upon
the rights of gods, but upon the rights of men. Our Constitution was framed, not
to declare and uphold the deity of Christ, but the sacredness of humanity. Ours
is the first government made by the people for the people. It is the only nation
with which the gods have nothing to do. And yet there are some judges dishonest
and cowardly enough to solemly decide that this is a Christian country, and that
our free institutions are based upon the infamous laws of Jehovah.
Robert
Green Ingersoll (Civil War Union general)
Religion supports nobody. It has to be supported. It produces no wheat, no
corn; it ploughs no land; it fells no forests. It is a perpetual mendicant. It
lives on the labors of others, and then has the arrogance to pretend that it
supports the giver.
Robert Green Ingersoll (Civil War Union general)
Ministers say that they teach charity. That is natural. They live on
hand-outs. All beggars teach that others should give.
Robert Green
Ingersoll (Civil War Union general)
This crime called blasphemy was invented by priests for the purpose of
defending doctrines not able to take care of themselves.
Robert Green
Ingersoll (Civil War Union general)
Heresy is a cradle; orthodoxy a coffin.
Robert Green Ingersoll (Civil
War Union general)
You've got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was.
Irish Proverb
A mother is the truest friend we have, when trials, heavy and sudden, fall
upon us; when adversity takes the place of prosperity; when friends who rejoice
with us in our sunshine, desert us when troubles thicken around us, still will
she cling to us, and endeavor by her kind precepts and counsels to dissipate the
clouds of darkness, and cause peace to return to our hearts.
Washington
Irving (17831859)
If you truly wished to find out what is best for the country you would listen
more to those who oppose you than to those who try to please you.
Isocrates
Don't tell me why you can't, tell me how you can.
Robert G. Ivanco
The working class and the employing class have nothing in common. There can
be no peace so long as hunger and want are found among millions of working
people and the few, who make up the employing class, have all the good things of
life. Between these two classes a struggle must go on until the workers of the
world organize as a class, take possession of the Earth and the machinery of
production, and abolish the wage system.
Preamble to the IWW
Constitution
Take time to deliberate; but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking
and go in.
Andrew Jackson, U.S. president
One man with courage makes a majority.
Andrew Jackson
Acceptance of what has happened is the first step to overcoming the
consequences of any misfortune.
William James (18421910), American
philosopher and psychologist
Be not afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living, and your belief
will help create the fact.
William James (18421910), American philosopher
and psychologist
The art of becoming wise is the art of knowing what to overlook.
William James (18421910), American philosopher and psychologist
When you have completed 95% of your journey you are halfway there.
Japanese Proverb
Above all things I hope the education of the common people will be attended
to, convinced that on their good sense we may rely with the most security for
the preservation of a due degree of liberty.
Thomas Jefferson
(17431826)
A little rebellion now and then is a good thing, and as necessary in the
political world as storms in the physical.
Thomas Jefferson (17431826)
A wise and frugal government, which shall restrain men from injuring one
another, which shall leave them otherwise free to regulate their own pursuits of
industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread
it has earned. This is the sum of good government, and this is necessary to
close the circle of our felicity.
Thomas Jefferson (17431826)
All the eyes are opened or are opening to the rights of man. The general
spread of the light of science has already laid open to every view the palpable
truth that the mass of mankind has not been born with saddles on their backs,
nor a favored few booted and spurred ready to ride them legitimately by the
grace of God.
Thomas Jefferson (17431826)
Be polite to all, but intimate with few.
Thomas Jefferson
(17431826)
Honesty is the first chapter of the book of wisdom.
Thomas Jefferson
(17431826)
I am a great believer in luck, and I find that the harder I work, the more I
have of it.
Thomas Jefferson (17431826)
I cannot live without books.
Thomas Jefferson (17431826)
I have recently been examining all the known superstitions of the world, and
do not find in our particular superstition (Christianity) one redeeming feature.
They are all alike founded on fables and mythology.
Thomas Jefferson
(17431826)
I hope we shall take warning from the example of England and crush in its
birth the aristocracy of our moneyed corporations which dare already to
challenge our Government to trial, and bid defiance to the laws of our
country
Thomas Jefferson (17431826)
I never submitted the whole system of my opinions to the creed of any party
of men whatever, in religion, in philosophy, in politics or in anything else,
where I was capable of thinking for myself. Such an addiction is the last
degradation of a free and moral agent. If I could not go to Heaven but with a
party, I would not go there at all.
Thomas Jefferson (17431826)
I place economy among the first and important virtues, and public debt as the
greatest of dangers. To preserve our independence, we must not let our rulers
load us with perpetual debt. We must make our choice between economy and
liberty, or profusion and servitude. If we can prevent the government from
wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of caring for them, they
will be happy.
Thomas Jefferson (17431826)
I sincerely believe... that the principle of spending money to be paid by
posterity under the name of funding is but swindling futurity on a large scale.
Thomas Jefferson (17431826)
I wish it were possible to obtain a single amendment to our Constitution. I
would be willing to depend on that alone for the reduction of the administration
of our government; I mean an additional article taking from the Federal
Government the power of borrowing. I now deny their power of making paper money
or anything else a legal tender. I know that to pay all proper expenses within
the year would, in case of war, be hard on us. But not so hard as ten wars
instead of one. For wars could be reduced in that proportion; besides that the
State governments would be free to lend their credit in borrowing quotas.
Thomas Jefferson (17431826)
If the children are untaught, their ignorance and vices will in future life
cost us much dearer in their consequences than it would have done in their
correction by a good education.
Thomas Jefferson (17431826)
It is incumbent on every generation to pay its own debts as it goes. A
principle which if acted on would save one-half the wars of the world.
Thomas Jefferson (17431826)
I think we have more machinery of government than is necessary, too many
parasites living on the labor of the industrious.
Thomas Jefferson
(17431826)
Nothing gives one person so much advantage over another as to remain always
cool and unruffled under all circumstances.
Thomas Jefferson
(17431826)
Only aim to do your duty, and mankind will give you credit where you fail.
Thomas Jefferson (17431826)
Shake off all the fears of servile prejudices, under which weak minds are
servility crouched. Fix reason firmly in her seat, and call on her tribunal for
every fact, every opinion. Question with boldness even the existence of a God;
because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason than that
of blindfolded fear.
Thomas Jefferson (17431826)
Take not from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned.
Thomas
Jefferson (17431826): Inaugural Address, March 4, 1801
That government is best which governs the least, because its people
discipline themselves.
Thomas Jefferson (17431826)
The earth is given a common stock for man to labor and live on. If for the
encouragement of industry we allow it to be appropriated, we must take care that
other employment be provided to those excluded from the appropriation. If we do
not, the fundamental right to labor the earth returns to the unemployed.
Thomas Jefferson (17431826)
The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads
nothing but newspapers.
Thomas Jefferson (17431826)
The merchant has no country.
Thomas Jefferson (17431826)
The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions
that I wish it to be always kept alive.
Thomas Jefferson (17431826)
We hold these truths to be sacred and undeniable; that all men are created
equal and independent, that from that equal creation they derive rights inherent
and inalienable, among which are the preservation of life, and liberty, and the
pursuit of happiness.
Thomas Jefferson (17431826)
When angry, count to ten before you speak. If very angry, a hundred.
Thomas Jefferson (17431826)
It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you are an
exceptionally good liar.
Jerome K. Jerome
This is not a jungle war, but a struggle for freedom on every front of human
activity.
Lyndon Johnson, 1964
We are not about to send American boys nine or ten thousand miles away from
home to do what Asian boys ought to be doing for themselves.
Lyndon
Johnson, October 1964
More on Dr. Samuel
Johnson (17091784), English writer and lexicographer
Nothing will ever be attempted if all possible objections must first be
overcome.
Dr. Samuel Johnson
The superiority of some men is merely local. They are great because their
associates are little
Dr. Samuel Johnson
Trades proud empire hastes to swift decay.
Dr. Samuel Johnson, Line
added to Goldsmiths Deserted Village
Hell is paved with good intentions.
Dr. Samuel Johnson, (Boswells
Life of Johnson, 1775).
Of all the griefs that harass the distrest,
Sure the most bitter is a
scornful jest.
Dr. Samuel Johnson, London. Line 166.
The quickest and shortest way to crush whatever laurels you have won is for
you to rest on them.
Donald P. Jones
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Thomas Jones
The man who gets the most satisfactory results is not always the man with the
most brilliant single mind, but rather the man who can best coordinate the
brains and talents of his associates.
W. Alton Jones
Count it death to falter, not to die!
Mary Harris "Mother" Jones, union
activist
I am not afraid of the pen, the sword or the scaffold, I will tell the truth
wherever I please.
Mary Harris "Mother" Jones, union activist
I am not blind to the shortcomings of our own people. I am not unaware that
leaders betray, and sell out, and play false. But this knowledge does not
outweigh the fact that my class, the working class, is exploited, driven, fought
back with the weapon of starvation, with guns and with venal courts whenever
they strike for conditions more human, more civilized for their children, and
for their children's children.
Mary Harris "Mother" Jones, union
activist
I am not speaking from what I read in books. I was there. I took their
bleeding heads in my lap and I kissed their dead lips. They are my brothers and
sisters. They were murdered for human greed and that is all.
Mary Harris
"Mother" Jones, union activist
I want you to pledge to yourselves in this convention to stand as one solid
army against the foes of human labor. Think of the thousands who are killed
every year and there is no redress for it. We will fight until the mines are
made secure and human life valued more than props. Look things in the face.
Don't fear a governor; don't fear anybody. You pay the governor; he has the
right to protect you. You are the biggest part of the population in the state.
You create its wealth, so I say, let the fight go on; if nobody else will keep
on, I will.
Mary Harris "Mother" Jones, union activist, 1913, Speaking to
the convention of District 15, UMWA, Trinidad Colorado
I'm not a humanitarian, I'm a hell-raiser.
Mary Harris "Mother" Jones,
union activist
In spite of oppressors, in spite of false leaders, in spite of labor's own
lack of understanding of its needs, the cause of the worker continues onward.
Slowly his hours are shortened, giving him leisure to read and to think. Slowly
his standard of living rises to include some of the good and beautiful things of
the world. Slowly the cause of his children becomes the cause of all. His boy is
taken from the breaker, his girl from the mill. slowly those who create the
wealth of the world are permitted to share it. The future is in labor's strong,
rough hands.
Mary Harris "Mother" Jones, union activist
My friends, it is solidarity of labor we want. We do not want to find fault
with each other, but to solidify our forces and say to each other, "We must be
together; our masters are joined together and we must do the same thing."
Mary Harris "Mother" Jones, union activist, 1902, Speaking before the convention
of the UMWA, Indianapolis, Ind.
There is never peace in West Virginia because there is never justice... when
I get to the other side, I will tell God Almighty about West Virginia.
Mary Harris "Mother" Jones, union activist
When we come to consider that the American capitalists are investing in China
with the idea of crushing out the unions of America it is time for use to wake
from our slumbers. it is not alone in China they are doing this, but across our
borders in Mexico you will find a $50,000,000 steel plant and a million dollar
smelter. All along the line they are making moves. They do not go there to
establish schools to make good mechanics. Modern ingenuity has made it possible
for a child to run some of the machines and the child will get the job while the
men must tramp.
Mary Harris "Mother" Jones, union activist, Speech to the
UMWA, 1910
Work, work, work is preached from the pulpit, the newspapers and magazines:
the laboring people are anxious to divide the honor, but they won't. You never
hear from the pulpit, the magazine or the newspaper headline rest, rest,
rest.
Mary Harris "Mother" Jones, union activist
Cynicism is the height of cowardice. It is innocence and open-heartedness
that requires the true courage-however often we are hurt as a result of it.
Erica Jong
Live or die, but for God's sake don't poison yourself with indecision.
Erica Jong
Take your life in your own hands and what happens? A terrible thing: no one
to blame.
Erica Jong
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
Erica Jong
Acorns were good till bread was found.
Juvenal, "Satires" (XIV, 181)
Money lost is bewailed with unfeigned tears.
Juvenal (40125 A.D.)
You can be an ordinary athlete by getting away with less than your best. But
if you want to be a great, you have to give it all you've got your everything.
Duke P. Kahanamoku
I have been a member of my profession for 25 years, without obtaining any
particular prominence. Then, suddenly, overnight, I was known because I was
identified with Frankenstein's monster. I'll always be grateful to the poor old
monster.
Boris Karloff
The best way to predict the future is to invent it.
Alan Kay
Yesterday's the past, tomorrow's the future, but today is a gift. That's why
it's called the present.
Bil Keane
I would sooner fail than not be among the greatest.
John Keats
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
Garrison Keillor
I am only one; but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but still I can do
something; I will not refuse to do the something I can do.
Helen
Keller
The country is governed for the richest, for the corporations, the bankers,
the land speculators, and for the exploiters of labor.
Helen Keller,
1911
Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. Security is mostly a
superstition. It does not exist in nature.
Helen Keller
Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to
smart Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams.
Mary Ellen
Kelly
Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible.
Lord Kelvin, president,
Royal Society, 1895.
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.
Donald
Kendall
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
John F. Kennedy
If a free society cannot help the many who are poor, it cannot save the few
who are rich.
John F. Kennedy
Now we have a problem in making our power credible, and Vietnam is the place.
John F. Kennedy, 1961
Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education.
John F. Kennedy
Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution
inevitable.
John F. Kennedy
Washington [D.C.] is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
John F. Kennedy
When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One
represents danger, and the other represents opportunity.
John F.
Kennedy
It's better to be boldly decisive and risk being wrong than to agonize at
length and be right too late.
Marilyn Moats Kennedy
Each time a person stands up for an ideal, or acts to improve the lot of
others, or strikes out against injustice, he sends forth a tiny ripple of hope,
and crossing each other from a million different centers of energy and daring,
these ripples build a current that can sweep down the mightiest walls of
oppression and resistance.
Robert F. Kennedy
Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.
Robert F.
Kennedy
Keep on going, and the chances are that you will stumble on something,
perhaps when you are least expecting it. I never heard of anyone ever stumbling
on something sitting down.
Charles F. Kettering
You will never stub your toe standing still. The faster you go, the more
chance there is of stubbing your toe, but the more chance you have of getting
somewhere.
Charles Kettering
An inventor fails 999 times, and if he succeeds once, he's in. He treats his
failures simply as practice shots.
Charles Kettering
The only difference between a problem and a solution is that people
understand the solution.
Charles Kettering
People are very open-minded about new things
as long as they're exactly
like the old ones.
Charles Kettering
It's amazing what ordinary people can do if they set out without preconceived
notions.
Charles Kettering
Capitalism is the astounding belief that the most wickedest of men will do
the most wickedest of things for the greatest good of everyone.
John
Maynard Keynes (18831946), British economist
Capitalism is the extraordinary belief that the nastiest of men, for the
nastiest of reasons, will somehow work for the benefit of us all.
John
Maynard Keynes (18831946), British economist
I do not know which makes a man more conservativeto know nothing but the
present, or nothing but the past.
John Maynard Keynes (18831946), British
economist
I do not understand how universal bankruptcy can do any good or bring us
nearer to prosperity.
John Maynard Keynes (18831946), British
economist
I evidently knew more about Economics than my examiners.
John Maynard
Keynes (18831946), British economist, explaining his low score in Economics on
a Civil Service exam.
I would rather be vaguely right, than precisely wrong.
John Maynard
Keynes (18831946), British economist
The Individualistic Capitalism of today, precisely because it entrusts saving
to the individual investor and production to the individual employer,
presumes a stable measuring-rod of value, and cannot be efficient
perhaps cannot survive without one.
John Maynard Keynes (18831946),
British economist
The long run is a misleading guide to current affairs. In the long run we are
all dead.
John Maynard Keynes (18831946), British economist
The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any
reward.
John Maynard Keynes (18831946), British economist
The difficulty lies not so much in developing new ideas as in escaping from
old ones.
John Maynard Keynes (18831946), British economist
The ideas of economists and political philosophers, both when they are right
and when they are wrong, are more powerful than is commonly understood. Indeed,
the world is ruled by little else. Practical men, who believe themselves to be
quite exempt from any intellectual influences, are usually the slaves of some
defunct economist. Madmen in authority, who hear voices in the air, are
distilling their frenzy from some academic scribbler of a few years back...
Sooner or later, it is ideas, not vested interests, which are dangerous for good
or evil.
John Maynard Keynes (18831946), British economist, 1935
To the economists who are the trustees, not of civilisation, but of the
possibility of civilisation.
John Maynard Keynes (18831946), British
economist, as his toast for his Farewell to Treasury
Words ought to be a little wild for they are the assaults of thought on the
unthinking.
John Maynard Keynes (18831946), British economist
More on
Omar Khayyam (10481123), Persian poet, mathematician, scientist,
astronomer and philosopher, and his Rubiyat
Come, fill the Cup, and in the Fire of Spring
The Winter Garment of
Repentance fling:
The Bird of Time has but a little way
To fly and Lo!
the Bird is on the Wing.
Omar Khayyam (10481123), Rubaiyat of Omar
Khayyam as translated by Edward J. Fitzgerald (1859)
Myself when young did eagerly frequent
Doctor and Saint, and heard great
Argument
About it and about: but evermore
Came out by the same Door as in
I went.
Omar Khayyam (10481123), Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam as
translated by Edward J. Fitzgerald (1859)
Indeed, the idols I have loved so long
Have done my Credit in Men's Eye
much Wrong:
Have drown'd my Honour in a shallow Cup,
And sold my
Reputation for a Song.
Omar Khayyam (10481123), Rubaiyat of Omar
Khayyam as translated by Edward J. Fitzgerald (1859)
How sweet is mortal Sovranty!" think some:
Others "How blest the
Paradise to come!"
Ah, take the Cash in hand and waive the Rest;
Oh, the
brave Music of a distant Drum!
Omar Khayyam (10481123), Rubaiyat of
Omar Khayyam as translated by Edward J. Fitzgerald (1859)
Think, in this batter'd Caravanserai
Whose Doorways are alternate Night
and Day,
How Sultan after Sultan with his Pomp
Abode his Hour or two, and
went his way.
Omar Khayyam (10481123), Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam as
translated by Edward J. Fitzgerald (1859)
There was a Door to which I found no Key:
There was a Veil past which I
could not see:
Some little Talk awhile of ME and THEE
There seemed and
then no more of THEE and ME.
Omar Khayyam (10481123), Rubaiyat of Omar
Khayyam as translated by Edward J. Fitzgerald (1859)
Then to this earthen Bowl did I adjourn
My Lip the secret Well of Life to
learn:
And Lip to Lip it murmur'd "While you live,
Drink! for once
dead you never shall return.
Omar Khayyam (10481123), Rubaiyat of Omar
Khayyam as translated by Edward J. Fitzgerald (1859)
Here with a Loaf of Bread beneath the Bough,
A Flask of Wine, a Book of
Verse and Thou
Beside me singing in the Wilderness
And Wilderness is
Paradise enow.
Omar Khayyam (10481123), Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam
as translated by Edward J. Fitzgerald (1859)
And much as Wine has play'd the Infidel,
And robb'd me of my Robe of
Honour well,
I often wonder what the Vintners buy
One half so precious
as the Goods they sell.
Omar Khayyam (10481123), Rubaiyat of Omar
Khayyam as translated by Edward J. Fitzgerald (1859)
Ah, make the most of what we yet may spend,
Before we too into the Dust
Descend;
Dust into Dust, and under Dust, to lie,
Sans Wine, sans Song,
sans Singer and sans End!
Omar Khayyam (10481123), Rubaiyat of Omar
Khayyam as translated by Edward J. Fitzgerald (1859)
Alike for those who for TO-DAY prepare,
And those that after a TO-MORROW
stare,
A Muezzin from the Tower of Darkness cries
"Fools! your Reward is
neither Here nor There."
Omar Khayyam (10481123), Rubaiyat of Omar
Khayyam as translated by Edward J. Fitzgerald (1859)
The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ,
Moves on: nor all your Piety
nor Wit
Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line,
Nor all your Tears wash
out a Word of it.
Omar Khayyam (10481123), Rubaiyat of Omar
Khayyam as translated by Edward J. Fitzgerald (1859)
And that inverted Bowl we call The Sky,
Whereunder crawling coop't we live
and die,
Lift not thy hands to IT for help for It
Rolls impotently on as
Thou or I.
Omar Khayyam (10481123), Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam as
translated by Edward J. Fitzgerald (1859)
For in and out, above, about, below,
'Tis nothing but a Magic
Shadow-show,
Play'd in a Box whose Candle is the Sun,
Round which we
Phantom Figures come and go.
Omar Khayyam (10481123), Rubaiyat of Omar
Khayyam as translated by Edward J. Fitzgerald (1859)
Into this Universe, and Why not knowing
Nor Whence, like Water willy-nilly
flowing;
And out of it, as Wind along the Waste,
I know not Whither,
willy-nilly blowing.
Omar Khayyam (10481123), Rubaiyat of Omar
Khayyam as translated by Edward J. Fitzgerald (1859)
While the Rose blows along the River Brink,
With old Khayyam the Ruby
Vintage drink:
And when the Angel with his darker Draught
Draws up to thee
take that, and do not shrink.
Omar Khayyam (10481123), Rubaiyat of
Omar Khayyam as translated by Edward J. Fitzgerald (1859)
Oh Thou, who Man of baser Earth didst make,
And who with Eden didst devise
the Snake;
For all the Sin wherewith the Face of Man
Is blacken'd, Man's
Forgiveness give and take!
Omar Khayyam (10481123), Rubaiyat of Omar
Khayyam as translated by Edward J. Fitzgerald (1859)
The Worldly Hope men set their Hearts upon
Turns Ashes or it prospers;
and anon,
Like Snow upon the Desert's dusty Face,
Lighting a little hour
or two is gone.
Omar Khayyam (10481123), Rubaiyat of Omar
Khayyam as translated by Edward J. Fitzgerald (1859)
The Grape that can with Logic absolute
The Two-and-Seventy jarring Sects
confute:
The sovereign Alchemist that in a trice
Life's leaden metal into
Gold transmute;
Omar Khayyam (10481123), Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam
as translated by Edward J. Fitzgerald (1859)
Procrastination is opportunity's natural assassin.
Victor Kiam
People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which
they avoid.
Soren Aabye Kierkegaard
In our glorious fight for civil rights, we must guard against being fooled by
false slogans, as 'right-to-work.' It provides no 'rights' and no 'works.' Its
purpose is to destroy labor unions and the freedom of collective bargaining...
We demand this fraud be stopped.
Martin Luther King, Jr. (from booklet
The big Lie and the truth about right-to-work, AFL-CIO.)
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
Martin Luther
King, Jr.
The riot is at bottom the language of the unheard.
Martin Luther King,
Jr.: Where Do We Go from Here? 1967
We must learn to live together as brothers or we are going to perish together
as fools.
Martin Luther King, Jr.
Rarely do we find men who willingly to engage in hard, solid thinking. There
is an almost universal quest for easy answers and half-baked solutions. Nothing
pains some people more than having to think.
Martin Luther King, Jr.
Of all the forms of inequality, injustice in health care is the most shocking
and inhumane.
Martin Luther King Jr.
To dislocate the functioning of a city without destroying it can be more
effective than a riot because it can be longer-lasting, costly to the society
but not wantonly destructive, moreover, it is more difficult for Government to
quell it by superior force.
Martin Luther King Jr., Atlanta speech, August
15, 1967
We have to repent in this generation not merely for the hateful words and
actions of the bad people, but for the appalling silence of the good
people.
Martin Luther King Jr.
What good does it do to sit at the counter when you cannot afford a
hamburger?
Martin Luther King, Jr.
When you are right you cannot be too radical; when you are wrong, you cannot
be too conservative.
Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
If a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live.
Martin Luther King Jr.
You know, right before he was killed he came down to Selma and said some
pretty passionate things against me, and that surprised me because after all it
was my territory there. But afterwards he took my wife aside, and said he
thought he could help me more by attacking me than praising me. He thought it
would make it easier for me in the long run.
Martin Luther King Jr., about
Malcom X, in Halberstam, Second coming of MLK, page 51
Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind.
Rudyard
Kipling
Vietnam presumably taught us that the United States could not serve as the
world's policeman; it should also have taught us the dangers of trying to be the
world's midwife to democracy when the birth is scheduled to take place under
conditions of guerrilla war.
Jeane Kirkpatrick, 1979
Next week there can't be any crisis. My schedule is already full.
Henry
Kissinger
Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad
reputation.
Henry Kissinger
Some of the critics viewed Vietnam as a morality play in which the wicked
must be punished before the final curtain and where any attempt to salvage
self-respect from the outcome compounded the wrong. I viewed it as a genuine
tragedy. No one had a monopoly on anguish.
Henry Kissinger, 1979
The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a bit longer.
Henry Kissinger
The longer I am out of office, the more infallible I appear to myself.
Henry Kissinger
The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they
think it's their fault.
Henry Kissinger
University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so
small.
Henry Kissinger
An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the
incomprehensible.
Alfred A Knopf
Politics is the means by which the will of the few becomes the will of the
many.
Howard Koch (from Politicians and Other Scoundrels by
Ferdinand Lundberg)
For all the gold and silver stolen and shipped to Spain did not make the
Spanish people richer. It gave their kings an edge in the balance of power for a
time, a chance to hire more mercenary soldiers for their wars. They ended up
losing those wars anyway, and all that was left was a deadly inflation, a
starving population, the rich richer, the poor poorer, and a ruined peasant
class.
Hans Konig
If you disclose your alms, even then it is well done, but if you keep them
secret, and give them to the poor, then that is better still for you; and this
wipes off from you some of your evil deeds.
Koran, (c. 651 AD)
The freedom to fail is vital if you're going to succeed. Most successful
people fail time and time again, and it is a measure of their strength that
failure merely propels them into some new attempt at success.
Michael
Korda
One sign of maturity is the ability to be comfortable with people who are not
like us.
Virgil A. Kraft
Freedom from the desire for an answer is essential to the understanding of a
problem.
J. Krishnamurti
Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose.
Kris
Kristofferson, songwriter and singer, from song "Me and Bobby McGhee"
You're only as good as the people you hire.
Ray Kroc, founder/owner,
McDonald's restaurant chain
Getting ideas is like shaving: if you don't do it every day, you're a bum.
Alex Kroll
Mutual aid is as much a law of animal life as mutual struggle.
Prince
Pyotr Kropotkin, anarchist
Call it what you will, incentives are what get people to work harder.
Nikita Krushchev, premier of the Soviet Union 19581964
Thanks to the interstate highway system, it is now possible to travel across
the country from coast to coast without seeing anything.
Charles
Kuralt
Market values, ripped out of a broader context of socially shared norms,
declare that opportunism, cutting corners, taking advantage are not only
legitimate but virtuous, since squeezing out the maximum possible price that the
market will bear maximizes efficiency.
Robert Kuttner, author of the book
Everything for Sale.
Neither genius, fame, nor love show the greatness of the soul. Only kindness
can do that.
Jean Baptiste Henri Lacordaire
Superior leaders get things done with very little motion. They impart
instruction not through many words, but through a few deeds. They keep informed
about everything but interfere hardly at all. They are catalysts, and though
things would never get done as well if they weren't there, when they succeed
they take no credit. And because they take no credit, credit never leaves them.
Lao Tzu ( c. 550BC?)
The more laws and order are made prominent, the more thieves and robbers
there will be.
Lao Tzu ( c. 550BC?)
Those who know do not talk. Those who talk do not know.
Lao Tzu ( c.
550BC?)
We promise according to our hopes, and perform according to our fears.
Francois de La Rochefoucauld (16131680)
Gratitude is merely the secret hope of further favors.
Francois de La
Rochefoucauld (16131680)
Preserving health by too severe a rule is a worrisome malady.
Francois
de La Rochefoucauld (16131680)
Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that
happens to us, and yet not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to
the same person?
Francois de La Rochefoucauld (16131680)
Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart
enought to know they were impossible.
Doug Larson
Wisdom is what you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred
to talk.
Doug Larson
When a person with experience meets a person with money, the person with
experience will get the money. And the person with money will get some
experience.
Leonard Lauder
People don't ask for facts in making up their minds. They would rather have
one good, soul-satisfying emotion than a dozen facts.
Robert Keith Leavitt
It is well that war is so terrible, or we should get too fond of it.
Robert E. Lee
Tell the Vietnamese they've got to draw in their horns or we're going to bomb
them back into the Stone Age.
Gen. Curtis LeMay, May 1964
Authority poisons everybody, who takes authority on himself.
V.I.
Lenin
When one makes a Revolution, one cannot mark time, one must always go forward
or go back. He who now talks about the freedom of the press goes backward,
and halts our headlong course towards socialism.
V.I. Lenin
The war is relentless; it puts the alternative in a ruthless relief, either
to perish, or to catch up with the advanced countries and outdistance them, too,
in economic matters.
V.I. Lenin
One thing I can tell you is you've got to be free!
John Lennon, "Come
Together"
President Bush announced today he'll approve the sale of four destroyers to
Taiwan. Bush is trying to walk a fine line between helping Taiwan and not
angering China. Bush admitted today he is not used to dealing with two different
Chinas. In fact, Bush's staff admitted today that he still doesn't get the
Dakotas thing.
Jay Leno
George W. Bush's other controversial appointment is Senator John Ashcroft. No
one expects Ashcroft to have any personal indiscretions. He's a fundamentalist,
doesn't believe in drinking, doesn't believe in smoking, doesn't believe in
partying. The question is, how the hell did he meet George Bush.
Jay
Leno
Both President Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney released their income tax
figures for last year. President Bush made $894,000. Dick Cheney made $36
million. The vice president made 40 times more than the president. That doesn't
seem right. It's not like Dick Cheney is 40 times smarter than ooohhh.
Jay Leno
Earlier this afternoon, George W. Bush resigned as the governor of Texas.
This is historic. It's the first job he's left without going bankrupt. It was a
nice ceremony. The state of Texas said while he's president, they'll let him
stop by every once in a while and execute someone.
Jay Leno
New Jersey Governor Christie Todd Whitman will be the head of the
Environmental Protection Agency, which means that one day the entire country
will be as clean as New Jersey.
Jay Leno
The good news is the White House is now giving George W. Bush intelligence
briefings... Some of these jokes actually write themselves.
David
Letterman
You can be vice president in the most prosperous time in America, run against
a dumb guy, get more votes and still lose.
David Letterman's #2 item on
list of the Top Ten Things We've Learned From The Clinton Years
Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.
Sam Levenson
If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who
would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting?
Stephen
Levine
If you want truly to understand something, try to change it.
Kurt Lewin
Now the peak of summer's past, the sky is overcast
And the love we
swore would last for an age seems deceit.
Cecil Day Lewis, "Hornpipe"
The labor movement is organized upon a principle that the strong shall help
the weak. The strength of a strong man is a prideful thing, but the unfortunate
thing in life is that strong men do not remain strong. And it is just as true of
unions and labor organizations as is true of men and individuals. And whereas
today the craft unions of this country may be able to stand upon their own feet
and like mighty oaks stand before the gale, defy the lightning, yet the day may
come when those organizations will not be able to withstand the lightning and
the gale. Now, prepare yourselves by making a contribution to your less
fortunate brethren, heed the cry from Macedonia that comes from the hearts of
men. Organize the unorganized!
John L. Lewis (18801969), American labor
leader
The basic law of capitalism is you or I, not both you and I.
Karl
Liebknecht, from a speech delivered in 1907
All that serves labor serves the nation. All that harms is treason...If a man
tells you he loves America, yet hates labor, he is a liar!There is no America
without labor, and to fleece one is to rob the other.
Abraham Lincoln
Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important
than any other one thing.
Abraham Lincoln
As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea
of democracy.
Abraham Lincoln
As labor is the common burden of our race so the effort of some to shift
their share of the burden on to the shoulders of others is the great durable
curse of the race.
Abraham Lincoln: Fragment written about July 1,
1854
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool then to speak out and remove
all doubt.
Abraham Lincoln
He has the right to criticize who has the heart to help.
Abraham
Lincoln
I destroy my enemy when I make him my friend.
Abraham Lincoln
I see in the near future a crisis approaching that unnerves me and causes me
to tremble for the safety of my country. ... corporations have been enthroned
and an era of corruption in high places will follow, and the money power of the
country will endeavor to prolong its reign by working upon the prejudices of the
people until all wealth is aggregated in a few hands and the Republic is
destroyed.
Abraham Lincoln, Nov. 21, 1864 (Letter to Col. William F.
Elkins)
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
Abraham Lincoln
If the end brings me out all right, what is said against me won't amount to
anything. If the end brings me out wrong, ten angels swearing I was right would
make no difference.
Abraham Lincoln
If there is anything that a man can do well, I say let him do it. Give him a
chance.
Abraham Lincoln
It is not best to swap horses while crossing the river.
Abraham Lincoln
Moral principle is a looser bond than pecuniary interest.
Abraham
Lincoln, speech, October, 1856.
Most people are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
Abraham Lincoln
My great concern is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content
with your failure.
Abraham Lincoln
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's
character, give him power.
Abraham Lincoln
Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
Abraham
Lincoln
The Bible is not my book, and Christianity is not my religion. I could never
give assent to the long, complicated statements of Christian dogma.
Abraham
Lincoln
The shepherd drives the wolf from the sheep's throat, for which the sheep
thanks the shepherd as his liberator, while the wolf denounces him for the same
act as the destroyer of liberty.
Abraham Lincoln
There has never been but one question in all civilization how to keep a few
men from saying to many men: You work and earn bread and we will eat it.
Abraham Lincoln
These capitalists generally act harmoniously, and in concert, to fleece the
people.
Abraham Lincoln, 1837
Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who
hustle.
Abraham Lincoln
This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it.
Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can exercise
their constitutional right of amending it, or their revolutionary right to
dismember or overthrow it.
Abraham Lincoln, First Inaugural Address
Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves.
Abraham
Lincoln
When I'm ready to reason with a man, I spend one-third of my time thinking
about myself and what I am going to say, and two thirds of my time thinking
about him and what he is going to say.
Abraham Lincoln
You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the
time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.
Abraham Lincoln
You cannot escape the responsibility tommorow by evading it today.
Abraham Lincoln
You cannot keep out of trouble by spending more than you earn.
Abraham
Lincoln
While one person hesitates because he feels inferior, the other is busy
making mistakes and becoming superior.
Henry C. Link
New opinions are always suspected, and usually opposed, without any other
reason but because they are not already common.
John Locke
The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of
strength , not a lack of knowledge, but rather a lack of will.
Vince
Lombardi
The quality of a person's life is in direct proportion to their commitment to
excellence, regardless of their chosen field of endeavor.
Vince
Lombardi
Confidence is contagious. So is lack of confidence.
Vince Lombardi
Winning is a habit. Unfortuantely, so is losing.
Vince Lombardi
You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.
Jack London
I would rather be ashes than dust! I would rather that my spark should burn
out in a brilliant blaze than it should be stifled by dry rot. I would rather be
a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and
permanent plant. The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall
not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
Jack
London (18761916), American writer
Tax reform means "Don't tax you, don't tax me, tax that fellow behind the
tree."
Russell Long
Great is the art of beginning, but greater is the art of ending.
Henry
Wadsworth Longfellow (18191892)
Lives of great men all remind us
We can make our lives sublime,
And,
departing, leave behind us
Footprints on the sands of time.
Henry
Wadsworth Longfellow (18191892)
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Every time I bestow a vacant office I make a hundred discontented persons and
one ingrate.
Louis XIV (16381715) French ruler, Remark made following the
disgrace of the Duke of Lauzun, c. 1669; in "Le Sicle de Louis XIV," by Voltaire
ch. 26, 1751.
Business more than any other occupation is a continual dealing with the
future; it is a continual calculation, an instinctive exercise in
foresight.
Henry R. Luce
The drops of rain make a hole in the stone not be violence but by oft
falling.
Lucretius
There are four things that hold back human progress. Ignorance, stupidity,
committees and accountants.
Charles J.C. Lyall
There is no security on this earth. Only opportunity.
General Douglas
MacArthur
In war there is no substitute for victory.
General Douglas
MacArthur
Many politicians lay it down as a self-evident proposition, that no people
ought to be free till they are fit to use their freedom. The maxim is worthy of
the fool in the old story, who resolved not to go into the water till he had
learned to swim.
Lord Macaulay
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't
cure.
Ross MacDonald
Happiness is not so much in having as sharing. We make a living by what we
get, but we make a life by what we give.
Norman MacEwan
Among other evils which being unarmed brings you, It causes you to be
despised.
Niccolς Machiavelli, The Prince, 1514.
A prince never lacks legitimate reasons to break his promise.
Niccolς
Machiavelli, The Prince, 1514.
Before all else, be armed.
Niccolς Machiavelli, The Prince,
1514.
It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
Niccolς
Machiavelli, The Prince, 1514.
It is much more secure to be feared than to be loved.
Niccolς
Machiavelli, The Prince, 1514.
Men are so simple and yield so readily to the desires of the moment that he
who will trick will always find another who will suffer to be tricked.
Niccolς Machiavelli, The Prince, 1514.
There is nothing more difficult to take in hand, more perilous to conduct, or
more uncertain in its success, than to take the lead in the introduction of a
new order to things.
Niccolς Machiavelli, The Prince, 1514.
It isn't the people you fire who make your life miserable, it's the people
you don't.
Harvey Mackay
Many a man's tounge broke his nose.
Seamus MacManus
The Anglo-Saxon conscience doesn't keep you from doing anything. It just
keeps you from enjoying it.
Salvador de Madaringa
A popular government without popular information or the means of acquiring
it, is but a Prologue to Farce, or a Tragedy, or perhaps both. Knowledge will
forever govern ignorance. and a people who mean to be their own Governors, must
arm themselves with the power which knowledge gives.
James Madison
Of all enemies to public liberty, war is, perhaps, the most to be dreaded,
because it comprises and develops the germ of every other. War is the parent of
armies; from these proceed debts and taxes; and armies, and debts, and taxes are
the known instruments for bringing the many under the domination of the
few.
James Madison
The church says the earth is flat. But I know it's round for I have seen its
shadow on the moon and I have more faith in a shadow than the church
Ferdinand Magellan, Portuguese navigator
You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell whether a
man is wise by his questions.
Naguib Mahfouz
I am not a racist. I am against every form of racism and segregation, every
form of discrimination. I believe in human beings, and that all human beings
should be respected as such, regardless of their color.
Malcolm X
(19251965), perhaps in an interview January 18, 1965, in By Any Means,
page 158
I believe in the brotherhood of man, all men, but I don't believe in
brotherhood with anybody who doesn't want brotherhood with me. I believe in
treating people right, but I'm not going to waste my time trying to treat
somebody right who doesn't know how to return the treatment.
Malcolm X
(192565), Speech, 12 Dec. 1964, New York City.
I for one believe that if you give people a thorough understanding of what
confronts them and the basic causes that produce it, they'll create their own
program, and when the people create a program, you get action.
Malcolm X
(192565), (taken from the essay "Malcolm X, our revolutionary son &
brother." by Patricia Robinson)
I might point out here that colonialism or imperialism, as the slave system
of the West is called, is not something that is just confined to England or
France or the United States. The interests in this country are in cahoots with
the interests in France and the in terests in Britain. It's one huge complex or
combine, and it creates what's known not as the American power structure or the
French power structure, but an international power structure. This international
power structure is used to suppress the masses of darkskinned people all over
the world and exploit them of their natural resources.
Malcolm X
(192565), February 14, 1965 (taken from the essay "Malcolm X, our revolutionary
son & brother." by Patricia Robinson)
I think that an objective analysis of events that are taking place on this
earth today points towards some type of ultimate showdown. You can call it
political showdown, or even a showdown between the economic systems that exist
on this earth which almost boil down along racial lines. I do believe that there
will be a clash between East and West. I believe that there will ultimately be a
clash between the oppressed and those that do the oppressing. I believe that
there will be a clash between those who want freedom, justice and equality for
everyone and those who want to continue the systems of exploitation.
Malcolm X (192565), January 19, 1965 (taken from the essay "Malcolm X, our
revolutionary son & brother." by Patricia Robinson)
I want Dr. King to know that I didn't come to Selma to make his job
difficult. I really did come thinking I could make it easier. If the white
people realize what the alternative is, perhaps they will be more willing to
hear Dr. King.
Malcolm X (192565), in Coretta Scott King, My life with
MLK, Jr., page 256
If violence is wrong in America, violence is wrong abroad. If it is wrong to
be violent defending black women and black children and black babies and black
men, then it is wrong for America to draft us, and make us violent abroad in
defense of her. And if it is right for America to draft us, and teach us how to
be violent in defense of her, then it is right for you and me to do whatever is
necessary to defend our own people right here in this country.
Malcolm X
(192565), speech, NYC, November 1963
If you're not ready to die for it, put the word "freedom" out of your
vocabulary.
Malcolm X (192565), Chicago Defender, November 28,
1962.
I'll say nothing against him. At one time the whites in the United States
called him a racialist, and extremist, and a Communist. Then the Black Muslims
came along and the whites thanked the Lord for Martin Luther King.
Malcolm
X (192565), speech to 300 Islamic students, from Manchester Guardian
Weekly, December 10, 1964, page 6
It is a time for martyrs now, and if I am to be one, it will be for the cause
of brotherhood. That's the only thing that can save this country.
Malcolm
X (192565), NYC, 19 February 1965
It is incorrect to classify the revolt of the Negro as simply a radical
conflict of black against white or as a purely American problem. Rather, we are
today seeing a global rebellion of the oppressed against the oppressor, the
exploited against the exploiter.
Malcolm X (192565), Columbia University,
Columbia Daily Spectator, February 19, 1965, page 3
Asked by an British reporter wether he would accept communist support;
MALCOM X: Let me tell you a little story. It's like being in a wolf's den.
The wolf sees someone on the outside who is interested in freeing me from the
den. The wolf doesn't like that person on the outside. But I don't care who
opens the door and lets me out.
REPORTER: Then your answer is yes?
MALCOM
X (grinning): No, I'm talking about a wolf.
Malcolm X (192565),
National Guardian, March 21, 1964, page 4
Look at yourselves. Some of you teenagers, students. How do you think I feel
and I belong to a generation ahead of you how do you think I feel to have to
tell you, "We, my generation, sat around like a knot on a wall while the whole
world was fighting for its hum an rights and you've got to be born into a
society where you still have that same fight ." What did we do, who preceded you
? I'll tell you what we did. Nothing. And don't you make the same mistake we
made...
Malcolm X (192565), December 31, 1964 (taken from the essay
"Malcolm X, our revolutionary son & brother." by Patricia Robinson)
Respect me, or put me to death.
Malcolm X (192565), NYC, 5 July
1964
The common goal of 22 million Afro-Americans is respect as human beings, the
God-given right to be a human being. Our common goal is to obtain the human
rights that America has been denying us. We can never get civil rights in
America until our human rights are first restored. We will never be recognized
as citizens there until we are first recognized as humans.
Malcolm X
(192565), "Racism: the Cancer that is Destroying America," in Egyptian
Gazette, August 25, 1964
The hospital strikers have demonstrated that you don't get a job done unless
you show the Man you're not afraid...If you're not willing to pay that price,
then you don't deserve the rewards or benefits that go along with it.
Malcolm X (192565), speaking at a rally in support of striking 1199 hospital
workers, New York, July 22, 1962
The price of freedom is death.
Malcolm X (192565), NYC, June 1964
The same rebellion, the same impatience, the same anger that exists in the
hearts of the dark people in Africa and Asia is existing in the hearts and minds
of 20 million black people in this country who have been just as thoroughly
colonized as the people in Af rica and Asia.
Malcolm X (192565),
"Separation or Integration," March 7, 1962
The white man knows what a revolution is. He knows that the Black Revolution
is worldwide in scope and in nature. The Black Revolution is sweeping Asia, is
sweeping Africa, is rearing its head in Latin America. The Cuban Revolution
that's a revolution. They overturned the system. Revolution is in Asia,
revolution is in Africa, and the white man is screaming because he sees
revolution in Latin America. How do you think he'll react to you when you learn
what a real revolution is ?
Malcolm X (192565), November 9, 1963 (taken
from the essay "Malcolm X, our revolutionary son & brother." by Patricia
Robinson)
We declare our right on this earth ... to be a human being, to be respected
as a human being, to be given the rights of a human being in this society, on
this earth, in this day, which we intend to bring into existence by any means
necessary.
Malcolm X (192565), June 28,1964, at the OAAU Founding
Rally
We're not Americans, we're Africans who happen to be in America. We were
kidnapped and brought here against our will from Africa. We didn't land on
Plymouth Rock that rock landed on us.
Malcolm X (192565), Harlem, cited
in Goldman, The Death and Life of Malcolm X, page 157
When a person places the proper value on freedom, there is nothing under the
sun that he will not do to acquire that freedom. Whenever you hear a man saying
he wants freedom, but in the next breath he is going to tell you what he won't
do to get it, or what he doesn't believe in doing in order to get it, he doesn't
believe in freedom. A man who believes in freedom will do anything under the sun
to acquire ... or preserve his freedom.
Malcolm X (192565), OAAU,
"Homecoming" speech, November 29, 1964, in By Any Means, page 141
When you go to a chruch and you see the pastor of that church with a
philosophy and a program that's designed to bring black people together and
elevate black people, join that church! If you see where the NAACP is preaching
and practising that which is designed to make black nationalism materialize,
join the NAACP. Join any kind of organization civic, religious, fraternal,
political or otherwise that's based on lifting ... the black man up and making
him master of his own community.
Malcolm X (192565), "The Ballot or the
Bullet," Detroit
You don't have to be a man to fight for freedom. All you have to do is to be
an intelligent human being.
Malcolm X (192565), NYC, December 20, 1964
You show me a capitalist and I'll show you a bloodsucker.
Malcolm X
(192565), NYC, December 20, 1964
You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face
reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it.
Malcolm X
(192565), Malcolm X Speaks, 1765
Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world.
Nelson Mandela (1918), South African activist, first Black president
Let freedom reign. The sun never set on such a glorious achievement.
Nelson Mandela (1918), South African activist, first Black president
When the water starts boiling it is foolish to turn off the heat.
Nelson Mandela (1918), South African activist, first Black president
Never hide behind busy work. It takes just as much energy to fail as it does
to succeed. You must constantly guard against the trap of falling into a routine
of remaining busy with unimportant chores that will provide you with an excuse
to avoid meaningful challenges or opportunities that could change your life for
the better. Your hours are your most precious possession. This day is all you
have. Waste not a minute.
Og Mandino
Beginning today, treat everyone you meet as if they were going to be dead by
midnight. Extend to them all the care, kindness, and understanding you can
muster, and do it with no thought of any reward. Your life will never be the
same again.
Og Mandino
A man's dying is more the survivors' affair than his own.
Thomas
Mann
A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a
desire to learn is hammering on a cold iron.
Horace Mann, educator
It is more difficult, and it calls for higher energies of soul, to live a
martyr than to die one.
Horace Mann, educator
The ultimate leader is one who is willing to develop people to the point that
they surpass him or her in knowledge and ability.
Fred A. Manske, Jr.
Years ago it meant something to be crazy, now everybody's crazy.
Charles
Manson
It's beyond fascism and it's beyond racism and sexism. If you were to say "I
like only white people," there's a bunch of white people that suck and make it
under the fence and they get a free ride. So I couldn't possibly like only white
people. I judge people on their intelligence and on their personality. I think
the only thing that counts in the world is what you can contribute to society.
That's why in a perfect world, America would be run by artists, musicians,
writers, and people of that nature because these are the people that make the
world worth living.
Marilyn Manson
A revolution is not a dinner party, or writing an essay, or painting a
picture, or doing embroidery; it cannot be so refined, so leisurely and gentle,
so temperate, kind, courteous, restrained and magnanimous. A revolution is an
insurrection, an act of violence by which one class overthrows another.
Mao
Zedong
I have witnessed the tremendous energy of the masses. On this foundation it
is possible to accomplish any task whatsoever.
Mao Zedong
In waking a tiger, use a long stick.
Mao Zedong
Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun.
Mao Zedong
Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.
Mao Zedong
So long as a person who has made mistakes... honestly and sincerely wishes to
be cured and to mend his ways, we should welcome him and cure his sickness so
that he can become a good comrade. We can never succeed if we just let ourselves
go and lash at him.
Mao Zedong
The people, and the people alone, are the motive force in the making of world
history.
Mao Zedong
War can only be abolished through war, and in order to get rid of the gun it
is necessary to take up the gun.
Mao Zedong
Weapons are an important factor in war, but not the decisive factor; it is
people, not things, that are decisive. The contest of strength is not only a
contest of military and economic power, but also a contest of human power and
morale. Military and economic power is necessarily wielded by people.
Mao
Zedong
I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.
Imelda Marcos, 1987
We win half the battle when we make up our minds to take the world as we find
it, including the thorns.
Orison Sweet Marden
Talk happiness. The world is sad enough without your woe.
Orison Sweet
Marden
Get up, stand up! Stand up for your right! Don't give up the fight!
Bob
Marley, "Get Up, Stand Up!"
When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him whose.
Don Marquis, Journalist
If you are poor today, you will always be poor. Only the rich now acquired
riches.
Roman Emperor Martial: Epigrams
He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you.
He really is an idiot.
Julius Henry (Groucho) Marx
I remember the first time I had sex I kept the receipt.
Julius Henry
(Groucho) Marx
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
Julius Henry
(Groucho) Marx
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Julius Henry
(Groucho) Marx
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Julius
Henry (Groucho) Marx
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark
to read.
Julius Henry (Groucho) Marx
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing
it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.
Julius Henry (Groucho)
Marx
She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
Julius
Henry (Groucho) Marx
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt
about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
Julius Henry (Groucho) Marx
Workers of the World Unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains.
Karl Marx
A specter is haunting Europe the specter of Communism.
Karl Marx and
Friedrich Engels, The Communist Manifesto
Philosophers have merely interpreted the world. The point is to change it.
Karl Marx
The capitalist system carries within itself the seeds of its own destruction.
Karl Marx
From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs.
Karl Marx
Capital is money, capital is commodities. By virtue of it being value, it has
acquired the occult ability to add value to itself. It brings forth living
offspring, or at the least, lays golden eggs.
Karl Marx
The writer must earn money in order to be able to live and to write, but he
must by no means live and write for the purpose of making money.
Karl
Marx
On a level plain, simple mounds look like hills; and the insipid flatness of
our present bourgeoisie is to be measured by the altitude of its "great
intellects."
Karl Marx
Mankind always sets itself only such tasks as it can solve; since, looking at
the matter more closely, we will always find that the task itself arises only
when the material conditions necessary for its solution already exist or at
least are in the process of formation.
Karl Marx
The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class
struggles.
Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels
Capital is dead labor that, vampire-like, lives only by sucking living labor,
and lives the more, the more labor it sucks.
Karl Marx: Capital,
1867
Constant labor of one uniform kind destroys the intensity and flow of a man's
animal spirits, which find recreation and delight in mere change of activity.
Karl Marx: Capital, 1867
There are three rules to writing fiction. Unfortunately, no one knows what
they are.
W. Somerset Maugham (18741965)
If a nation values anything more than freedom, it will lose its freedom, and
the irony of it is that if it is comfort or money that it values more, it will
lose that too.
W. Somerset Maugham (18741965)
D'you call life a bad job? Never! We've had our ups and downs, we've had our
struggles, we've always been poor, but it's been worth it, ay, worth it a
hundred times I say when I look round at my children.
W. Somerset Maugham
(18741965), Of Human Bondage, 1915.
A man must be big enough to admit his mistakes, smart enough to profit from
them, and strong enough to correct them.
John C. Maxwell
A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame
and a little less than his share of the credit.
John C. Maxwell
Good executives never put off until tomorrow what they can get someone else
to do today.
John C. Maxwell
A big man is one who makes us feel bigger when we are with him.
John C.
Maxwell
People buy into the leader before they buy into the vision.
John C.
Maxwell
Learn to say "no" to the good so you can say "yes" to the best.
John C.
Maxwell
Leadership is influence.
John C. Maxwell
The relationship between commitment and doubt is by no means an antagonistic
one. Commitment is healthiest when it not without doubt but in spite of doubt.
Rollo May
The only thing that saves us from the bureaucracy is its inefficiency.
Eugene McCarthy, U.S. senator and presidential candidate
Always question. Always analyze. But in the end, suspend judgment until
you've been there. Live it to learn it.
Mark McClinchie
If the button is pushed, there's no running away. There'll be no one to save
with the world in a grave.
P.F. Sloan/Barry McGuire, "The Eve of
Destruction"
Youre old enough to kill, but not for votin. You dont believe in war, but
what's that gun youre totin?
P.F. Sloan/Barry McGuire, "The Eve of
Destruction"
Yes, risk-taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called
sure-thing taking.
Tim McMahon
Every society honors its live conformists and its dead troublemakers.
Mignon McLaughlin
I'm a lean dog, a keen dog, a wild dog, and lone;
I'm a rough dog, a tough
dog, hunting on my own;
I'm a bad dog, a mad dog, teasing silly sheep;
I
love to sit and bay the moon, to keep fat souls from sleep.
I'll
never be a lap dog, licking dirty feet,
A sleek dog, a meek dog, cringing for
my meat,
Not for me the fireside, the well-filled plate,
But shut door,
and sharp stone, and cuff and kick, and hate.
Not for me the other
dogs, running by my side,
Some have run a short while, but none of them would
bide.
O mine is still the lone trail, the hard trail, the best,
Wide wind,
and wild stars, and hunger of the quest!
Irene Rutherford Mcleod (18911953)
"Lone Dog"
The only thing I'd rather own than Windows is English. Then I'd be able to
charge you an upgrade fee every time I add new letters like N and T.
Scott
McNealy, chairman of Sun Microsystems, Inc.
Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change
the world. Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has.
Margaret Mead,
anthropologist
We won't have a society if we destroy the environment.
Margaret Mead, anthropologist
[F]riends praise your abilities to the skies, submit to you in argument, and
seem to have the greatest deference for you; but, though they may ask it, you
never find them following your advice upon their own affairs; nor allowing you
to manage your own.
William Lamb Melbourne (17791848) English prime
minister, quoted in The Young Melbourne, chapter 9, by David Cecil, 1939
[I]t is safest to take the unpopular side in the first instance. Transit from
the unpopular, is easy. . . but from the popular to the unpopular is so steep
and rugged that it is impossible to maintain it.
William Lamb Melbourne
(17791848) English prime minister, quoted in Lord M, chapter 4, by David
Cecil, 1954.
It wounds a man less to confess that he has failed in any pursuit through
idleness, neglect, the love of pleasure, etc., etc., which are his own faults,
than through incapacity and unfitness, which are the faults of his nature.
William Lamb Melbourne (17791848) English prime minister, quoted in The
Young Melbourne, chapter 9, by David Cecil, 1939
Neither man nor woman can be worth anything until they have discovered that
they are fools. The sooner the discovery is made the better, as there is more
time and power for taking advantage of it.
William Lamb Melbourne
(17791848) English prime minister, quoted in The Young Melbourne,
chapter 9, by David Cecil, 1939
Nobody ever did anything very foolish except from some strong principle.
William Lamb Melbourne (17791848) English prime minister, quoted in
The Young Melbourne, chapter 9, by David Cecil, 1939
The school of hard knocks is an accelerated curriculum.
Menander
More on
Henry Louis Mencken (18801956)
Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody is looking.
H. L.
Mencken
Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
H. L. Mencken
If, after I depart this vale, you ever remember me and have thought to please
my ghost, forgive some sinner and wink your eye at some homely girl.
H.L.
Mencken
If George Washington were alive today, what a shining mark he would be for
the whole camorra of uplifters, forward-lookers and professional patriots! He
was the Rockefeller of his time, a promoter of stock companies, a land-grabber,
an exploiter of mines and timber.... He was not pious. He drank whiskey whenever
he felt chilly, and kept a jug of it handy. He knew far more profanity than
Scripture, and used and enjoyed it more. He had no belief in the infallible
wisdom of the common people, but regarded them as inflammatory dolts and tried
to save the Republic from them.... He took no interest in the private morals of
his neighbors.
Inhabiting these States today, George would be ineligible for
any office of honor or profit.
H. L. Mencken
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
H. L. Mencken
No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
H. L. Mencken
Puritanism is the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
H. L. Mencken
The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings
wisdom.
H. L. Mencken
The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and
hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of
hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.
H. L. Mencken
Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to
prove that the other party is unfit to rule and both commonly succeed, and are
right.
H. L. Mencken
It is certainly sordid to do the wrong thing, and anyone can do the right
thing when there is no danger attached; what distinguishes the good man from
others is that when danger is involved he still does right.
Quintus
Caecilius Metellus Numidicus, (died about 91 BC), Roman soldier and statesman,
consul in 109 BC
Lord, grant that I may always desire more than I can accomplish.
Michelangelo (14751564), Italian artist
Character consists of what you do on the third and fourth tries.
James
A. Michener
The disappearance of a sense of responsibility is the most far-reaching
consequence of submission to authority.
Stanley Milgram
All good things which exist are the fruits of originality.
John Stuart
Mill (18061873), British philosopher-economist, Principles of Political
Economy
Ask yourself whether you are happy and you cease to be so.
John Stuart
Mill (18061873), British philosopher-economist, Principles of Political
Economy
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are
conservatives.
John Stuart Mill (18061873), British
philosopher-economist, Principles of Political Economy
Men do not desire to be rich, but to be richer than other men.
John Stuart Mill (18061873), British philosopher-economist
Marriage is the only actual bondage known to our law. There remain no legal
slaves, except the mistress of every house.
John Stuart Mill (18061873),
British philosopher-economist, The Subjection of Women, Chapter 4
(1869)
No one can be a great thinker who does not recognize that as a thinker it is his first duty to follow his intellect to whatever conclusions it may lead.
John Stuart Mill (18061873), British philosopher-economist
Popular opinions, on subjects not palpable to sense, are often true, but
seldom or never the whole truth.
John Stuart Mill (18061873), British
philosopher-economist, Principles of Political Economy
Solitude, in the sense of being often alone, is essential to any depth of
meditation or of character; and solitude in the presence of natural beauty and
grandeur, is the cradle of thought and aspirations which are not only good for
the individual, but which society could ill do without.
John Stuart Mill
(18061873), British philosopher-economist, Principles of Political
Economy
That so few now dare to be eccentric, marks the chief danger of our time.
John Stuart Mill (18061873), British philosopher-economist, Principles
of Political Economy
That which seems the height of absurdity in one generation often becomes the
height of wisdom in the next.
John Stuart Mill (18061873), British
philosopher-economist, Principles of Political Economy
The pupil who is never required to do what he cannot do, never does what he
can do.
John Stuart Mill (18061873), British philosopher-economist,
Principles of Political Economy
They who know how to employ opportunities will often find that they can create them; and what we can achieve depends less on the amount of time we possess than on the use we make of our time.
John Stuart Mill (18061873), British philosopher-economist
I will be the gladdest thing
Under the sun!
I will touch a hundred
flowers
And not pick one.
Edna St. Vincent Millay (18921950), U.S.
poet and author, "Afternoon on a Hill" (lines 14)
My candle burns at both ends; It will not last the night; But ah, my foes,
and oh, my friends It gives a lovely light.
Edna St. Vincent Millay
(18921950), U.S. poet and author, "First Fig," A Few Figs From Thistles
(1920)
Childhood is not from birth to a certain age and at a certain age.
The
child is grown, and puts away childish things.
Childhood is the kingdom where
nobody dies.
Nobody that matters, that is.
Edna St. Vincent Millay
(18921950), U.S. poet and author, "Childhood Is the Kingdom Where Nobody Dies,"
Wine From the Grapes (1934).
Down, down, down into the darkness of the grave
Gently they go, the
beautiful, the tender, the kind;
Quietly they go, the intelligent, the witty,
the brave.
I know. But I do not approve. And I am not resigned.
Edna
St. Vincent Millay (18921950), U.S. poet and author, "Dirge without Music"
(lines 1316).
The road to success is always under construction.
Jim Miller
You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know
how seldom they do.
Olin Miller
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John Milton (16081674), English poet
... What in me is dark
Illumine, what is low raise and support,
That to
the height of this great argument
I may assert eternal Providence,
And
justify the ways of God to men.
John Milton (16081674), English poet,
Paradise Lost, Book I, Lines 2226
Seest thou yon dreary plain, forlorn and wild,
The seat of desolation,
void of light,
Save what the glimmering of these livid flames
Casts pale
and dreadful? Thither let us tend
From off the tossing of these fiery waves;
There rest, if any rest can harbour there;
And, reassembling our
afflicted powers,
Consult how we may henceforth most offend
Our Enemy,
our own loss how repair,
How overcome this dire calamity,
What
reinforcement we may gain from hope,
If not what resolution from despair
John Milton (16081674), English poet, Paradise Lost, Book I, Lines
180191
"Is this the region, this the soil, the clime,"
Said then the lost
Archangel, "this the seat
That we must change for Heaven?this mournful
gloom
For that celestial light? Be it so, since He
Who now is sovran can
dispose and bid
What shall be right: fardest from Him is best,
Whom reason
hath equalled, force hath made supreme
Above his equals. Farewell, happy
fields,
Where joy forever dwells! Hail, horrors! hail,
Infernal World! and
thou, profoundest Hell,
Receive thy new possessor one who brings
A mind
not to be changed by place or time.
The mind is its own place, and in
itself
Can make a Heaven of Hell, a Hell of Heaven.
What matter where, if
I be still the same,
And what I should be, all but less than he
Whom
thunder hath made greater? Here at least
We shall be free; the Almighty hath
not built
Here for his envy, will not drive us hence:
Here we may reign
secure; and, in my choice,
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven."
John Milton
(16081674), English poet, Paradise Lost, Book I, Lines 242263
What may this mean? Language of Man pronounced
By tongue of brute, and
human sense expressed!
The first at least of these I thought denied
To
beasts, whom God on their creation-day
Created mute to all articulate
sound;
The latter I demur, for in their looks
Much reason, and in their
actions, oft appears.
John Milton (16081674), English poet, Paradise
Lost, Book IX, Lines 553559
Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.
Wilson
Mizner
A man's treatment of money is the most decisive test of his character... how
he makes it and how he spends it.
James Moffatt
I live on good soup, not on fine words.
Jean Baptiste Poquelin
Moliere(16221673), French comic playwright, Chrysale, in The Learned Ladies
(Les Femmes Savantes), act 2, scene 7 (1672).
A learned fool is more a fool than an ignorant fool.
Jean Baptiste
Poquelin Moliere(16221673), French comic playwright, Clitandre, in The
Learned Ladies (Les Femmes Savantes), act 4, scene 3 (1672).
They [zealots] would have everybody be as blind as themselves: to them, to be
clear-sighted is libertinism.
Jean Baptiste Poquelin Moliere(16221673),
French comic playwright, Clιante, in Tartuffe, act 1, scene 5 (1664).
Hell hath no fury like a crooked politician denied his cut.
Benjamin J.
Montalbano
The greatest motivational act one person can do for another is to listen.
Roy E. Moody
To know one thing, you must know the opposite.
Henry Moore
Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.
Rick Moranis
An enterprise culture is one in which every individual understands that the
world does not owe him or her a living.
Peter Morgan
You have not converted a man because you have silenced him.
John
Morley
He who has nothing to die for has nothing to live for.
Moroccan Proverb
Freedom is being able to live with the consequences of your decisions.
James X. Mullen
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.
H. H. Munro
(Saki)(18701916), British short story writer
We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home.
Edward R.
Murrow
The masses have little time to think. And how incredible is the willingness
of modern man to believe.
Benito Mussolini (18831945), fascist
premier-dictator of Italy 19221943)
I start with the premise that the function of leadership is to produce more
leaders, not more followers.
Ralph Nader
The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear-cut stupid moves,
only complicated stupid moves which make us wonder at the possibility that there
may be something to them which we are missing.
Abdel Gamel Nasser
Of those who say nothing, few are silent.
Thomas Neill
I could not tread these perilous paths in safety, if I did not keep a saving
sense of humor.
Lord Nelson
Par is whatever I say it is. I've got one hole that's a par 23 and yesterday
I damn near birdied the sucker.
Willie Nelson
Professor Goddard does not know the relation between action and reaction and
the need to have something better than a vacuum against which to react. He seems
to lack the basic knowledge ladled out daily in high schools.
1921 New
York Times editorial about Robert Goddard's revolutionary rocket work.
Crime does not pay... as well as politics.
A. E. Newman
People forget how fast you did a job, but they remember how well you did it.
Howard W. Newton
We have two evils to fight, capitalism and racism. We must destroy both
racism and capitalism.
Huey P. Newton, Interview, 1968
If I have seen further [than certain other men] it is by standing upon the
shoulders of giants.
Isaac Newton (16421727), British physicist,
mathematician, universal genius. Letter to Robert Hooke, February 5, 1675.
I do not know what I may appear to the world; but to myself I seem to have
been only like a boy playing on the seashore, and diverting myself in now and
then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the
great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me.
Isaac Newton
(16421727), British physicist, mathematician, universal genius. Memoirs of
Newton, v. II, ch. 27, ed. Brewster (1855).
God, give us grace to accept with serenity the things that cannot be changed,
courage to change the things which should be changed, and the wisdom to
distinguish the one from the other.
Reinhold Niebuhr
In Germany, they first came for the communists, and I didn't speak up because
I wasn't a communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because
I wasn't a Jew. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I didn't speak up
because I wasn't a trade unionist. Then they came for the Catholics and I didn't
speak up because I wasn't a Catholic. Then they came for me and by that time
there was nobody left to speak up.
Pastor Martin Niemoller, 1945
On the mountains of truth you can never climb in vain: either you will reach
a point higher up today, or you will be training your powers so that you will be
able to climb higher tomorrow.
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche (18441900),
German philosopher, poet, and classical philologist
The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem
those who think alike than those who think differently.
Friedrich Wilhelm
Nietzsche
The doer alone learneth.
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche (18441900),
German philosopher, poet, and classical philologist
In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations, and epochs
it is the rule.
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche (18441900), German
philosopher, poet, and classical philologist: Beyond Good and Evil
Plato was a bore.
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche (18441900), German
philosopher, poet, and classical philologist
We become what we think about.
Earl Nightingale
A ship is always referred to as "she" because it costs so much to keep one in
paint and powder.
Admiral Chester Nimitz
Greetings, I am pleased to see that we are different. May we together become
greater than the sum of both of us.
Leonard Nimoy
And all the decisions I have made in my public life I have always tried to do
what was best for the nation.... In the past few days, however, it has become
evident to me that I no longer have a strong enough political base in Congress
to justify continuing that effort.... I would have preferred to carry through to
the finish whatever the personal agony it would have involved, and my family
unanimously urged me to do so.... I have never been a quitter.... To leave
office before my term is completed is opposed to every instinct in my body.
Richard M. Nixon (Resignation speech, August 8, 1974)
I condemn any attempts to cover up in this case, no matter who is involved.
Richard M. Nixon
I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
Richard M. Nixon
I dont give a shit what happens. I want you all to stonewall it, let them
plead the Fifth Amendment, cover up or anything else, if itll save it save
this plan. Thats the whole point. Were going to protect our people if we
can.
Richard M. Nixon
I want a break-in ... I want the Brookings safe cleaned out. And have it
cleaned out in a way that makes somebody else look bad.
Richard M.
Nixon
I would have made a good pope.
Richard M. Nixon
Let us understand: North Vietnam cannot defeat or humiliate the United
States. Only Americans can do that.
Richard M. Nixon, 1969
Once a man has been in politics, once thats been in his life, he will always
return if the people want him.
Richard M. Nixon
Once youre in the stream of history you cant get out.
Richard M.
Nixon
Please get me the names of the Jews. You know, the big Jewish contributors of
the Democrats? Could we please investigate some of those cocksuckers?
Richard M. Nixon
Politics would be a helluva good business if it weren't for the goddamned
people.
Richard M. Nixon
Voters quickly forget what a man says.
Richard M. Nixon
When the president does it, that means that it is not illegal.
Richard
M. Nixon
You wont have Nixon to kick around any more, because gentlemen, this is my
last press conference.
Richard M. Nixon
If I have a thousand ideas and only one turns out to be good, I am satisfied.
Alfred Nobel
More on Phil Ochs,
(1941-1976) U.S. folksingerA protest song is a song that's so specific that you cannot mistake it for
bullshit.
Phil Ochs, from the liner notes of The Broadside
Tapes
And I won't be laughing at the lies when I'm gone
And I can't question how or when or why when I'm gone
Can't live proud enough to die when I'm gone
So I guess I'll have to do it while I'm here
Phil Ochs, from When I'm Gone
And if there's any hope for America, it lies in a revolution, and if there's
any hope for a revolution in America, it lies in getting Elvis Presley to become
Che Guevara.
Phil Ochs, from the liner notes of &The Broadside
Tapes
Before the days of television and mass media, the folksinger was often a
traveling newspaper spreading tales through music. There is an urgent need for
Americans to look deeply into themselves and their actions, and musical poetry
is perhaps the most effective mirror available. Every newspaper headline is a
potential song.
Phil Ochs, from his intro to "The Marines Have Landed on
the Shores of Santo Domingo" on Phil Ochs in Concert and There But For
Fortune
I can spare a dime, brother, but in these morally inflationary times, a dime
goes a lot farther if it's demanding work rather than adding to the indignity of
relief.
Phil Ochs, from the liner notes of I Ain't Marching
Anymore
I was over there, entertaining the troops. I won't say which troops.
Phil Ochs, intro to "The World Began In Eden And Ended in Los Angeles" on
There and Now Live in Vancouver 1968
In the heat of the summer
When the pavements were
burning
The soul of a city was ravaged in the
night
After the city sun was sinkin'
Now no one knows
how it started
why the windows were shattered
But deep
in the dark, someone set the spark
And then it no longer
mattered.
Phil Ochs, from "In The Heat Of The Summer"
In the tube where I was killed
I was fulfilled
The lies of light would
bend
I'd stare until the end
And then again
Faded and the fad
I gave
all the mind I had
And whenever I was sad
I had my friends
And now it
can be told
I'm a quarter of a century old
But I'm half a century high
Phil Ochs, from "Half A Century High" on Tape From California
It is wrong to expect a reward for your struggles. The reward is the act of
struggle itself, not what you win. Even though you can't expect to defeat the
absurdity of the world, you must make that attempt. That's morality, that's
religion. That's art. That's life.
Phil Ochs, from An American Ordeal:
The Antiwar Movement of the Vietnam Period by Charles DeBenedetti (Syracuse
Univ. Press, 1990).
Leave the old and dying America and use your creative energies to help form a
new America, which would be de-militarized, more humanistic, where the police
are less hostile and closer to the community, where the wealthy are not given
unleashed power for the exploitation of the people. "And, mostly because it's
now a matter of life and death, reassert an ecological balance with the
environment, which means the people in the oil companies and the car companies
and the space industry and all the other industries will have to be brought into
account, so that there will be a new definition of government which has to be
closer to the people and less close to special interests which are far more
harmful than any revolutionaries.
Phil Ochs, from the liner notes of
&The Broadside Tapes
Leaving America is like losing twenty pounds and finding a new girlfriend.
Phil Ochs, from the liner notes of The Broadside Tapes
[The demonstrations were] merely an attack of mental disobedience on an
obediently insane society...and if you feel you have been living in an unreal
world for the last couple of years, it is particularly because this power
structure has refused to listen to reason...Step outside the guidelines of the
official umpires and make your own rules and your own reality.
Phil
Ochs
Up and down and all around we took our restless ride,
And the rocks they were staring cold and jagged.
Where explosions of the powder had torn away the side,
Where we drove through the hills of West Virginia.
And the orange sun was falling on the southern border line,
As the shadows of the night were now returning.
And we knew the mountains followed us and watched us from behind,
When we drove from the hills of West Virginia.
Phil Ochs, from "The Hills of West Virginia"
When they show the destruction of society on color TV, I want to be able to
look out over Los Angeles and make sure they get it right.
Phil Ochs, from
the liner notes of The Broadside Tapes
Read your morning papers, read every single line
And tell me if you can
believe that simple world you find
Read every slanted word till your eyes are
getting sore,
I know you're set for fighting, but what are you fighting for?
Phil Ochs, from "What Are You Fighting For"
Remember the two benefits of failure. First, if you do fail, you learn what
doesn't work; and second, the failure gives you the opportunity to try a new
approach.
Roger von Oech
First, make yourself a reputation for being a creative genius. Second,
surround youself with partners who are better than you are. Third, leave them go
get on with it.
David Ogilvy
Make sure you have a Vice President in charge of Revolution, to engender
ferment among your more conventional colleagues.
David Ogilvy
Nothing in poverty so ill is borne
As its exposing men to grinning
scorn.
John Oldham (16531683), English poet Third Satire of Juvenal
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
Ken
Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977.
To be successful, keep looking tanned, live in an elegant building (even if
you're in the cellar), be seen in smart restaurants (even if you nurse one
drink) and if you borrow, borrow big.
Aristotle Onassis, Greek shipping
magnate
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
Aristotle Onassis, Greek shipping magnate
The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
Aristotle
Onassis, Greek shipping magnate
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in
America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
Robert Orben
I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.
Robert Orben
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any
Indian.
Robert Orben
Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.
Robert Orben
Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.
Robert Orben
Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.
Robert Orben
There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place
to put it all.
Robert Orben
To err is human--and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
Robert Orben
Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of
it.
P. J. O'Rourke
Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a
high-powered rifle and scope.
P.J. O'Rourke
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George Orwell [Eric Arthur Blair] (1903-1950) British writer
Creeds like pacifism or anarchism, which seem on the surface to imply a complete renunciation of power, rather encourage this habit of mind. For if you have embraced a creed which appears to be free from the ordinary dirtiness of politics ... the more you are in the right (and) everybody else should be bullied into thinking otherwise.
George Orwell, The Road To Wigan Pier
Doublethink means the power of holding two contradictory beliefs in one's mind simultaneously, and accepting both of them.
George Orwell, Nineteen Eighty-Four (1949)
For a creative writer possession of the truth is less important than emotional sincerity.
George Orwell
He was an embittered atheist the sort of atheist who does not so much disbelieve in God as personally dislike Him.
George Orwell, Down and Out in Paris and London (1933)
If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.
George Orwell, Animal Farm (1945)
No doubt alcohol, tobacco, and so forth, are things that a saint must avoid, but sainthood is also a thing that human beings must avoid... Many people genuinely do not wish to be saints, and it is probable that some who achieve or aspire to sainthood have never felt much temptation to be human beings.
George Orwell, Reflections on Gandhi (1949)
One defeats a fanatic precisely by not being a fanatic oneself, but on the contrary by using
ones intelligence.
George Orwell, (1949), quoted from Laird Wilcox, editor, "The Degeneration of Belief"
One must choose between God and Man, and all "radicals" and
"progressives", from the mildest liberal to the most extreme anarchist, have in
effect chosen Man.
George Orwell, Orwell Reader
Saints should always be judged guilty until they are proved innocent.
George Orwell, Reflections on Gandhi (1949)
The great enemy of clear language is insincerity.
George Orwell
To see what is in front of one's nose requires a constant struggle.
George Orwell
What can you do against the lunatic who is more intelligent than yourself, who gives your
arguments a fair hearing and then simply persists in his lunacy?
George Orwell: Winston Smith, in Nineteen Eighty-Four, (1949), speaking of O'Brien
Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls
the past.
George Orwell
Watch your thoughts; they become words. Watch your words; they become
actions. Watch your actions; they become habits. Watch your habits; they become
character. Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.
Frank Outlaw
When we walk to the edge of all the light we have and take the step into the
darkness of the unknown, we must believe that one of two things will happen.
There will be something solid for us to stand on or we will be taught to fly.
Patrick Overton
Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction.
Pierre Pachet,
Professor of Physiology at Toulouse, 1872.
A number of things that I put in [the diary] were inaccurate, and some of
them simply weren't true....On occasion, I discovered I would recount
conversations that simply didn't happen.
Sen. Bob Packwood, referring to
his infamous diaries in which he boasted of his sexual dalliances with staff
members
Character is much easier kept than recovered.
Thomas Paine
He who would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from
oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will
reach to himself.
Thomas Paine
Work expands so as to fill the time avaliable for its completion.
C.
Northcote Parkinson
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
Ellen Parr
It is the fight alone that pleases us, not the victory.
Blaise
Pascal
Let me tell you the secret that has led me to my goal: my strength lies
solely in my tenacity.
Louis Pasteur
The secret of discipline is motivation. When a man is sufficiently motivated,
discipline will take care of itself.
Sir Alexander Paterson
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will
surprise you with their ingenuity.
General George S. Patton
I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces
when he hits bottom.
General George S. Patton
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other
bastard die for his.
General George S. Patton
Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they
lack.
General George S. Patton
Do your damnedest in an ostentatious manner all the time.
General
George S. Patton
Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way.
General George S. Patton
Courage is fear holding on a minute longer.
General George S.
Patton
If a man does his best, what else is there?
General George S.
Patton
A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood.
General George S. Patton
The best way to have a good idea is to have lots of ideas.
Linus
Pauling
Respectable means rich, and decent means poor. I should die if I heard my
family called decent.
Thomas Love Peacock (17851866), English author. Lady
Clarinda, in Crotchet Castle, 1831
Luck is when preparation meets opportunity.
Neil Peart
One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling
blocks.
Jack Penn
Once we recognize the fact that every individual is a treasury of hidden and
unsuspected qualities, our lives become righer, our judgement better, and our
world is more right. It is not love that is blind, it is only the unnoticing eye
that cannot see the real qualites of people.
Charles H. Percy
It's no use to blame the looking glass if your face is awry.
S.J.
Perelman
After you've done a thing the same way for two years, look it over carefully.
After five years, look at it with suspicion. And after ten years, throw it away
and start all over.
Alfred Edward Perlman
If you don't know where you are going, you will probably end up somewhere
else.
Dr. Laurence J. Peter
Life is pretty simple: You do some stuff. Most fails. Some works. You do more
of what works. If it works big, others quickly copy it. Then you do something
else. The trick is the doing something else.
Thomas Peters
The simple act of paying positive attention to people has a great deal to do
with productivity.
Thomas Peters
[The Reagan] administrations foreign policy has been to kiss the Russian
bears bottom, and he keeps turning the other cheek.
Howard Phillips,
Chairman, Conservative Caucus, on swap of journalist Nicholas Daniloff for
accused Soviet agent Gennadi Zakharov, Time 13 Oct 86
When you are young and without success, you have only a few friends. Then,
later on, when you are rich and famous, you still have a few... if you are
lucky.
Pablo Picasso
I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I may learn how to
do it.
Pablo Picasso
Necessity is the mother of invention.
Plato
Any city, however small, is in fact divided into two, one the city of the
poor, the other of the rich; these are at war with one another.
Plato
The Republic, 370 BC
Life must be lived as play.
Plato
Fools speak because they have to say something.Geniuses speak because they
have something to say.
Plato
The harder you work, the luckier you get.
Gary Player
The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled.
Plutarch
(?120 BC)
All we see is but a dream within a dream.
Edgar Allan Poe
Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who
dream only by night.
Edgar Allan Poe
To err is human, to forgive divine.
Alexander Pope
When rumors increase, and when there is an abundance of noise and clamor,
believe the second report.
Alexander Pope
Hope springs eternal in the human breast;
Man never is, but always to be,
blest.
Alexander Pope
The public is a fool.
Alexander Pope
A little learning is a dangerous thing;
Drink deep, or taste not the
Pierian spring.
Alexander Pope
Fools rush in where angels fear to tread
Alexander Pope
Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons.
Popular
Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949
There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work,
and learning from failure.
Colin Powell
They talk most who have the least to say.
Mathew Prior
More on Dan Quayle,
U.S. politicianA low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
Dan Quayle, 1988
Bank failures are caused by depositors who don't deposit enough money to
cover losses due to mismanagement.
Dan Quayle, 1988
Hawaii has always been a very pivotal role in the Pacific. It is in
the Pacific. It is a part of the United States that is an island that is right
here.
Dan Quayle, Hawaii, September 1989.
I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy
but that could change.
Dan Quayle
I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.
Dan Quayle
I stand by all the misstatements that I've made.
Dan Quayle to Sam
Donaldson, 8/17/89
I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially
members of the House and members of the Senate.
Dan Quayle
If we do not succeed, then we run the risk of failure.
Dan Quayle, to
the Phoenix Republican Forum, March 1990.
It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our
air and water that are doing it.
Dan Quayle, 1988
[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system.
Dan Quayle
Mars is essentially in the same orbit... somewhat the same distance from the
Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we
believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen,
that means we can breathe.
Dan Quayle
One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that
one word is 'to be prepared'.
Dan Quayle
Our party has been accused of fooling the public by calling tax increases
'revenue enhancement.' Not so. No one was fooled.
Dan Quayle, 1988
People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a
tremendous impact on history.
Dan Quayle
Public speaking is very easy.
Dan Quayle to reporters 10/88.
Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.
Dan Quayle, 9/18/90
Republicans have been accused of abandoning the poor. It's the other way
around. They never vote for us.
Dan Quayle, 1988
The first year [1977] I spent getting my family moved to Washington. The
second year I ran for re-election. Then as soon as I was elected, I started
running for the Senate.
Dan Quayle, describing his career in the House of
Representatives.
[The U.S. victory in Gulf war was a] stirring victory for the forces of
aggression.
Dan Quayle
There are lots more people in the House. I don't know exactly I've never
counted, but at least a couple hundred.
Dan Quayle, on the difference
between the House and Senate
We expect them [Salvadoran officials] to work toward the elimination of human
rights.
Dan Quayle
We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a
firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe.
Dan Quayle
Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts.
Dan
Quayle
We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the
mistakes we may or may not have made.
Dan Quayle
We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world.
Dan
Quayle, 9/21/88
What a terrible thing to have lost one's mind. Or not to have a mind at all.
How true that is.
Dan Quayle speaking to a United Negro College Fund
conference.
I wanted a perfect ending. Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems
don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle, and end.
Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the
best of it, without knowing what's going to happen next. Delicious Ambiguity.
Gilda Radner
Whoever commands the trade of the world commands the riches of the world and
hence the world itself.
Sir Walter Raleigh
More on A. Philip Randolph,
U.S. labor leader
Salvation for a race, nation or class must come from within. Freedom is never
granted; it is won. Justice is never given; it is exacted.
A. Philip
Randolph
An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture
and not think of The Lone Ranger.
Dan Rather
Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic.
Dan Rather
The whole point of getting things done is knowing what to leave undone.
Lady Reading
Facts are stupid things.
Ronald Reagan
I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself.
Ronald Reagan
I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency,
even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.
Ronald Reagan
I would have voted against the Civil Rights Act of 1964.
Ronald
Reagan
If it takes a bloodbath, let's get it over with!
Gov. Ronald Reagan's
response to student unrest. (1970)
If youve seen one redwood, youve seen them all.
Ronald Reagan
It's true, hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?
Ronald Reagan
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if
you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.
Ronald Reagan
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to
realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
Ronald
Reagan
Regimes planted by bayonets do not take root.
Ronald Reagan
This administration is committed to a balanced budget, and we will fight to
the last blow to achieve it by 1984.
Ronald Reagan, 9/15/81
In the first place, I said that [a balanced budget] was our goal, not a
promise.
Ronald Reagan, 12/17/81
We are at war with the most dangerous enemy that has ever faced mankind in
his long climb from the swamp to the stars, and it has been said if we lose that
war [Vietnam], and in so doing lose this way of freedom of ours, history will
record with the greatest astonishment that those who had the most to lose did
the least to prevent its happening.
Ronald Reagan, 1964
We should declare war on North Vietnam. . . .We could pave the whole country
and put parking strips on it, and still be home by Christmas.
Ronald Reagan,
1965
You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by the way he eats jelly beans.
Ronald Reagan
People who cannot recognize a palpable absurdity are very much in the way of
civilization.
Agnes Repplier
How can I possibly dislike a sex to which Your Majesty belongs?
Cecil
Rhodes (18531902) English statesman, financier, replying to Queen Victoria's
suggestion that he disliked women.
I have found out one thing and that is, if you have an idea, and it is a good
idea, if you only stick to it you will come out all right.
Cecil Rhodes
(18531902) English statesman, financier
Remember that you are an Englishman, and have consequently won first prize in
the lottery of life.
Cecil Rhodes (18531902) English statesman,
financier, quoted in Dear Me, Peter Ustinov, Chapter 4
So little done, so much to do.
Cecil Rhodes (18531902) English
statesman, financier, dying words, 1902
The real fact is that I could no longer stand their eternal cold mutton.
Cecil Rhodes (18531902) English statesman, financier, explaining why he
had left his friends in England and come to South Africa, Cecil Rhodes,
G. le Sueur
There is no way of keeping profits up but by keeping wages down.
David
Ricardo: On Protection in Agriculture, 1820
He can't help it. He was born with a silver foot in his mouth.
Former
Texas Gov. Ann Richards on misstatements made by George Bush, Sr.
When it comes to the future, there are three kinds of people: those who let
it happen, those who make it happen, and those who wonder what happened.
John M. Richardson, Jr.
Sleep, riches and health; to be truly enjoyed, must be interrupted.
Jean Paul Richter
Luck is the residue of design.
Branch Rickey
Good ideas are not adopted automatically. They must be driven into practice
with courageous patience.
Admiral Hyman Rickover
Live the questions.
Rainer Maria Rilke (18751926), German poet
If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself
that you are not poet enough to call forth its riches.
Rainer Maria Rilke
(18751926), German poet
The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them
unsafe.
Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia
Character is the ability to carry out a good resolution long after the
excitement of the moment has passed.
Cavett Robert
Where there is no law, but every man does what is right in his own eyes,
there is the least of real liberty.
Henry M. Robert
Anyone who doesn't make mistakes isn't trying hard enough.
Wess
Roberts
More on Paul Robeson,
(18981976) Afro-American actor, singer, political activistWhether I am or am not a Communist is irrelevant. The question is whether
American citizens, regardless of their political beliefs or sympathies may enjoy
their constitutional rights.
Paul Robeson (18981976)
Like every true artist I have longed to see my talent contributing in an
unmistakably clear manner to the cause of humanity.
Paul Robeson
(18981976)
Pity is treason.
Maximilien Robespierre (17581794), French
revolutionary leader. Speech, February 26, 1794, to the National Convention,
Paris.
Diamonds are a girls best friend.
Leo Robin (b. 1900), U.S. songwriter.
"Diamonds Are a Girls Best Friend" (song), Gentleman Prefer Blondes
(stage show 1949; film 1953).
Nothing is as difficult as to achieve results in this world if one is filled
full of great tolerance and the milk of human kindness. The person who achieves
must generally be a one-ideaed individual, concentrated entirely on that one
idea, and ruthless in his aspect toward other men and other ideas.
Corinne
Roosevelt Robinson (18611933), U.S. poet, in My Brother Theodore
Roosevelt, chapter 1 (1921).
Your Dollar is your only Word,
The wrath of it your only
fear.
You build it altars tall enough
To make you see, but your
are blind;
You cannot leave it long enough
To look before you or behind.
Edwin Arlington Robinson (18691935), U.S. poet, "Cassandra" (lines
38)
I cannot find my way: there is no star
In all the shrouded heavens
anywhere;
Edwin Arlington Robinson (18691935), U.S. poet, "Credo" (lines
12)
He never told us what he was,
Or what mischance, or other cause,
Had
banished him from better days
To play the Prince of Castaways.
Edwin
Arlington Robinson (18691935), U.S. poet, "Flammonde" (lines 1720)
It is the business of economists, not to tell us what to do, but show why
what we are doing anyway is in accord with proper principles.
Joan
Robinson, economics professor at the London School of Economics.
If it takes a lot of words to say what you have in mind, give it more
thought.
Dennis Roch
If you want to succeed you should strike out on new paths rather than travel
the worn paths of accepted success.
John D. Rockefeller, Jr.
Good management consists in showing average people how to do the work of
superior people.
John D. Rockefeller, Jr.
The road to happiness lies in two simple principles: find what it is that
interests you and that you can do well, and when you find it, put your whole
soul into it; every bit of energy and ambition and natural ability you have.
John D. Rockefeller III
I want to work for a company that contributes to and is part of the
community. I want something not just to invest in. I want something to believe
in.
Anita Roddick
If you do things well, do them better. Be daring, be first, be different, be
just.
Anita Roddick
When you are in a state of nonacceptance, it's difficult to learn. A clenched
fist cannot receive a gift, and a clenched psyche grasped tightly against the
reality of what must not be accepted cannot easily receive a lesson.
John
Roger
More on Will Rogers
(18791935) Oklahoma Cherokee cowboy, actor, and humoristA diplomat tells you what he don't believe himself, and the man he's tellin'
it to don't believe him, so it balances. Diplomats meet and eat, then rush out
and wire their Government they've completely fooled the other fella.
Will
Rogers
An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.
Will
Rogers
An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.
Will Rogers
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate; now what's going to happen to
us with both a Senate and a House?
Will Rogers
Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.
Will Rogers
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit
there.
Will Rogers
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
Will Rogers
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Will
Rogers
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the
politicians as a joke.
Will Rogers
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have
rushed through life trying to save.
Will Rogers
I don't care how little your country is, you got a right to run it like you
want to. When the big nations quit meddling, then the world will have
peace.
Will Rogers
I don't make jokes
I just watch the government and report the facts.
Will Rogers
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
Will
Rogers
I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with
twenty-eight years ago.
Will Rogers
Lead your life so you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the
town gossip.
Will Rogers
My ancestors didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they met 'em at the
boat.
Will Rogers
Never blame a legislative body for not doing something. When they do nothing,
that don't hurt anybody. When they do something is when they become dangerous.
Will Rogers
Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
Will Rogers
Nobody wants to be called common people, especially common people.
Will
Rogers
Nothing you can't spell will ever work.
Will Rogers
Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it is try
and manage somebody else's affairs.
Will Rogers
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation
in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it
does.
Will Rogers
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
Will
Rogers
Politics is applesauce.
Will Rogers
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
Will
Rogers
The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit
that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the
best.
Will Rogers
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud
yourself.
Will Rogers
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government
working for you.
Will Rogers
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when
the baby gets hold of a hammer.
Will Rogers
We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as
they go by.
Will Rogers
You can't say that civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they
kill you in a new way.
Will Rogers
In order simply to survive in life, let alone be a leader, you must learn to
take responsibility for the way things affect you. At the same time, you must
learn to bend with the wind of forces too great for your control.
Jim
Rohn
For every disciplined effort there is a multiple reward.
Jim Rohn
O liberty! how many crimes are committed in thy name!
[French, O
liberte! que de crimes on commet dans ton nom!] Madame Manon Jeanne
(Philipon) de la Platiere Roland (1754 - 1793), French revolutionary
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Eleanor
Roosevelt
A society in which everyone works is not necessarily a free society and may
indeed be a slave society; on the other hand, a society in which there is
widespread economic insecurity can turn freedom into a barren and vapid right
for millions of people.
Eleanor Roosevelt
A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who has never learned to
walk.
Franklin D. Roosevelt
Put two or three men in positions of conflicting authority. This will force
them to work at loggerheads, allowing you to be the ultimate arbiter.
Franklin D. Roosevelt
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car, but if he
has a university education he may steal the whole railroad.
Franklin D.
Roosevelt
Take a method and try it. If it fails, admit it frankly, and try another. But
by all means, try something.
Franklin D. Roosevelt
It is not the critic who counts, nor the person who points out how the strong
person stumbled or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit
belongs to the person who is actually in the arena; whose face is actually
marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes
short again and again, who knows great enthusiasm and great devotions, whose
life is spent in a worthy cause; who, at best, knows in the end the triumph of
high achievement and at worst, if failure wins out, it at least wins with
greatness, so that this person's place shall never be with those timid souls who
know neither victory nor defeat.
Theodore Roosevelt (18581919)
If I were an employee, a working man ... or a wage-earner of any sort, I
undoubtedly would join a union of my trade... I believe in the union and I
believe that all men are morally bound to help to the extent of their powers in
the common interests advanced by the union.
Theodore Roosevelt
(18581919)
The best executive is the one who has sense enough to pick good men to do
what he wants done, and self-restraint enough to keep from meddling with them
while they do it.
Theodore Roosevelt (18581919)
The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is knowing how
to get along with people.
Theodore Roosevelt (18581919)
When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether to
answer "Present" or "Not guilty."
Theodore Roosevelt (18581919)
The only man who never makes a mistake is the man who never does anything.
Theodore Roosevelt (18581919)
To educate a man in mind and not in morals is to educate a menace to society.
Theodore Roosevelt (18581919)
Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs even though
checkered by failure, than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy nor
suffer much because they live in the gray twilight that knows neither victory
nor defeat.
Theodore Roosevelt (18581919)
Think? Why think! We have computers to do that for us.
Jean Rostand
Conservative: One who admires radicals centuries after they're dead.
Leo C. Rosten
I see light at the end of the tunnel.
Walt W. Rostow, National Security
Adviser, December 1967
Man is born free and everywhere he is in chains.
Jean-Jacques Rousseau:
The Social Contract, 1762
Slaves lose everything in their chains, even the desire of escaping from
them.
Jean-Jacques Rousseau: The Social Contract, 1762
Frequent punishments are always a sign of weakness or laziness on the part of
a government.
Jean Jacques Rousseau
People who know little are usually great talkers, while men who know much say
little.
Jean Jacques Rousseau
You will find it a very good practice always to verify your references, sir.
Martin Routh
Acceptance of dissent is the fundamental requirement of a free society.
Richard Royster
I see light at the end of the tunnel.
Walt W. Rostow, National Security
Adviser, Dec. 1967, speaking of the Vietnam War.
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a
few times.
Rita Rudner
My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.
Rita
Rudner
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
Rita
Rudner
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office
was full of portraits by Picasso.
Rita Rudner
My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm
paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's
worth more than my head.
Rita Rudner
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
Rita
Rudner
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want
to annoy for the rest of your life.
Rita Rudner
It may be that the race isnot always to the swift, not the battle to the
strongbut that is the way to bet.
Damon Runyon
The great cry that rises from all our manufacturing cities; louder than the
furnace blast that we manufacture everything there except men; we blanch
cotton, and strengthen steel, and refine sugar and shape pottery; but to
brighten , to strengthen, to refine or to reform a single living spirit, never
enters into our estimate of advantages.
John Ruskin: Stones of
Venice
The distinguishing sign of slavery is to have a price, and to be bought for
it.
John Ruskin
Difficulty is a measure of effort, not of impossibility.
Alistair
Russell
More on Bertrand Russell
(18721970) British mathematician, philosopher, and anti-war activistAll movements go too far.
Bertrand Russell
Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was
twice married, it never occured to him to verify this statement by examining his
wives' mouths.
Bertrand Russell
Have no respect for the authority of others, for there are always contrary
authorities to be found.
Bertrand Russell: "The Ten Commandments", The
Independent, 1965
I found one day in school a boy of medium size ill-treating a smaller boy. I
expostulated, but he replied: 'The bigs hit me, so I hit the babies; that's
fair.' In these words he epitomized the history of the human race.
Bertrand Russell, from Education and the Social Order
I wish to propose for the reader's favourable consideration a doctrine which
may, I fear, appear wildly paradoxical and subversive. The doctrine in question
is this: that it is undesirable to believe a proposition when there is no ground
whatever for supposing it true.
Bertrand Russell, from "Introduction: On
the Value of Scepticism", Sceptical Essays
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
Bertrand
Russell
It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been
searching for evidence which could support this.
Bertrand Russell
It is a waste of energy to be angry with a man who behaves badly, just as it
is to be angry with a car that won't go.
Bertrand Russell, from Alan Wood,
Bertrand Russell, the Passionate Sceptic
It is preoccupation with possessions, more than anything else, that prevents
us from living freely and nobly.
Bertrand Russell
Mathematics may be defined as the subject where we never know what we are
talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true.
Bertrand Russell,
from "Recent Work on the Principles of Mathematics", a.k.a. "Mathematics and the
Metaphysicians"
Men fear thought as they fear nothing else on earth. Thought is subversive
and revolutionary, destructive and terrible, Thought is merciless to privilege,
established institutions, and comfortable habit. Thought is great and swift and
free.
Bertrand Russell
Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
Bertrand
Russell
Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.
Jim
Ryuh
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that
one's work is terribly important.
Bertrand Russell
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
Bertrand Russell
... since one never knows what will be the line of advance, it is always most
rash to condemn what is not quite in the fashion of the moment.
Bertrand
Russell, from Review of MacColl's "Symbolic Logic and Its Applications", "Mind",
15 [1906]: 260
Supposing you got a crate of oranges that you opened, and you found all the
top layer of oranges bad, you would not argue, `The underneath ones must be
good, so as to redress the balance.' You would say, `Probably the whole lot is a
bad consignment'; and that is really what a scientific person would say about
the universe.
Bertrand Russell, from Why I Am Not a Christian
The Christian view that all intercourse outside marriage is immoral was, as
we see in the above passages from St. Paul, based upon the view that all sexual
intercourse, even within marriage, is regrettable. A view of this sort, which
goes against biological facts, can only be regarded by sane people as a morbid
aberration. The fact that it is embedded in Christian ethics has made
Christianity throughout its whole history a force tending towards mental
disorders and unwholesome views of life.
Bertrand Russell
The governors of the world believe, and have always believed, that virtue can
only be taught by teaching falsehood, and that any man who knew the truth would
be wicked. I disbelieve this, absolutely and entirely. I believe that love of
truth is the basis of all real virtue, and that virtues based upon lies can only
do harm.
Bertrand Russell, from The Prospects of Industrial
Civilization, p. 252; written in collaboration with Dora Russell
The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one,
particularly if he plays golf.
Bertrand Russell
The point of philosophy is to start with something so simple as not to seem
worth stating, and to end with something so paradoxical that no one will believe
it.
Bertrand Russell
The secret of happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible,
horrible, horrible ...
Bertrand Russell, from Alan Wood,
Bertrand Russell, the Passionate Sceptic
The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so
certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.
Bertrand
Russell
To be without some of the things you want is an indispensable part of
happiness.
Bertrand Russell
To conquer fear is the beginning of wisdom.
Bertrand Russell
Truth is a shining goddess, always veiled, always distant, never wholly
approachable, but worthy of all the devotion of which the human spirit is
capable.
Bertrand Russell, from "University Education", Fact and
Fiction
When too stupid for math, I switched to philosophy, and when too stupid for
philosophy, to politics.
Bertrand Russell
Work is of two kinds: first, altering the position of matter at or near the
earth's surface relatively to other matter; second, telling other people to do
so. The first kind is unpleasant and ill-paid; the second is pleasant and highly
paid.
Bertrand Russell
The hardest thing in life to learn is which bridge to cross and which to
burn.
David Russell
Pray to God but continue to row to shore.
Russian Proverb
We've arranged a civilization in which most crucial elements profoundly
depend on science and technology. We have also arranged things so that almost no
one understands science and technology. This is a prescription for disaster. We
might get away with it for a while, but sooner or later this combustible mixture
of ignorance and power is going to blow up in our faces.
Carl Sagan,
American astronomer and science writer (19341996)
I know but one freedom and that is the freedom of the mind.
Antoine de
Saint-Exupery, French novelist and aviator (19001944)
A designer knows he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to
add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
Antoine de
Saint-Exupery, French novelist and aviator (19001944)
First we kill all the subversives; then, their collaborators; later, those
who sympathize with them; afterward, those who remain indifferent; and finally,
the undecided.
General Iberico Saint Jean , Argentinian soldier,
politician. Quoted in: Boletin de las Madres de Plaza de Mayo, vol. 1,
no. 6 (May 1985). General Iberico Saint Jean was governor of the province of
Buenos Aires during the military rule in Argentina.
The fog comes
on little cat feet.
It sits looking
over harbor and
city
on silent haunches
and then, moves on.
Carl Sandburg, "Fog"
To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to
be hopelessly in love with spring.
George Santayana
The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for
a message sent to nobody in particular?
David Sarnoff's associates in
response to his urgings for investment in the radio in the 1920s.
When the rich make war it's the poor that die.
Jean-Paul Sartre
Being defeated is often a temporary condition. Giving up is what makes it
permanent.
Marilyn vos Savant
I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.
Charles Schultz, creator of
"Peanuts"
Ideals are like stars: you will not succeed in touching them with your hands,
but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your
guides, and following them you reach your destiny.
Carl Schurz
I don't know what your destiny will be, but one thing I do know: the only
ones among you who will be really happy are those who have sought and found how
to serve.
Albert Schweitzer
Example is not the main thing in influencing others; it's the only thing.
Albert Schweitzer
Oh the tangled webs we weave when we practice to deceive.
Sir Walter
Scott
Fools look to tomorrow. Wise men use tonight.
Scottish Proverb
I believe that crisis really tends to help develop the character of an
organization.
John Sculley
The breakfast of champions is not cereal, it's the opposition.
Nick
Seitz
You can't hit a home run unless you step up to the plate. You can't catch
fish unless you put your line in the water. You can't reach your goals if you
don't try.
Kathy Seligman
More on Lucius Annaeus
Seneca, the Younger (4 BC65 AD) Roman philosopher, statesman, orator,
and tragedian
A great fortune is a great slavery.
Seneca, the Younger
A happy life is one which is in accordance with its own nature.
Seneca,
the Younger
Authority founded on injustice is never of long duration.
Seneca, the
Younger
Constant exposure to dangers will breed contempt for them.
Seneca, the
Younger
Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labor does the body.
Seneca, the
Younger
Even if it is to be, what end do you serve by running to distress?
Seneca, the Younger
Fate leads the willing, and drags along the reluctant.
Seneca, the
Younger
Fire is the test of gold; adversity, of strong men.
Seneca, the
Younger
Friendship always benefits; love sometimes injures.
Seneca, the
Younger
Happy the man who can endure the highest and the lowest fortune. He, who has
endured such vicissitudes with equanimity, has deprived misfortune of its power.
Seneca, the Younger
If a man knows not what harbor he seeks, any wind is the right wind.
Seneca, the Younger
If you would judge, understand.
Seneca, the Younger
It is another's fault if he be ungrateful, but it is mine if I do not give.
To find one thankful man, I will oblige a great many that are not so.
Seneca, the Younger
It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we
do not dare that they are difficult.
Seneca, the Younger
It is the sign of a great mind to dislike greatness, and prefer things in
measure to things in excess.
Seneca, the Younger
Life is warfare.
Seneca, the Younger
No action will be considered blameless, unless the will was so, for by the
will the act was dictated.
Seneca, the Younger
No one can be despised by another until he has learned to despise himself.
Seneca, the Younger
Nothing becomes so offensive so quickly as grief. When fresh it finds someone
to console it, but when it becomes chronic, it is ridiculed, and rightly.
Seneca, the Younger
Our plans miscarry because they have no aim. When a man does not know what
harbor he is making for, no wind is the right wind.
Seneca, the
Younger
Remove severe restraint and what will become of virtue?
Seneca, the
Younger
Shame may restrain what law does not prohibit.
Seneca, the Younger
That is never too often repeated, which is never sufficiently learned.
Seneca, the Younger
That which is given with pride and ostentation is rather an ambition than a
bounty.
Seneca, the Younger
The greatest remedy for anger is delay.
Seneca, the Younger
The bravest sight in the world is to see a great man struggling against
adversity.
Seneca, the Younger
The pressure of adversity does not affect the mind of the brave man. It is
more powerful than external circumstances.
Seneca, the Younger
There are no greater wretches in the world than many of those whom people in
general take to be happy.
Seneca, the Younger
There is a noble manner of being poor, and who does not know it will never be
rich.
Seneca, the Younger
There is no delight in owning anything unshared.
Seneca, the Younger
We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing.
Seneca, the
Younger
What was hard to suffer is sweet to remember.
Seneca, the Younger
What were once vices are the fashion of the day.
Seneca, the Younger
Where the fear is, happiness is not.
Seneca, the Younger
I've done their desire for a daily hire,
and I die like a dog in a
ditch.
Robert Service, The Spell of the Yukon, The Song of the
Wage-Slave
Ah! the clock is always slow; It is later than you think. Robert Service, Ballads of a Bohemian, Spring, ii
The American people must be content to recommend the cause of human progress
by the wisdom with which they should exercise the powers of self-government,
forbearing at all times, and in every way, from foreign alliances, intervention,
and interference.
William Seward (Secretary of State), 1863
More on William Shakespeare (15641616), British dramatist, poet.
Love all, trust a few,
Do wrong to none: be able for thine enemy
Rather in power than use, and keep thy friend
Under thy own lifes key:
be checkd for silence,
But never taxd for speech. What heaven more
will
That thee may furnish, and my prayers pluck down,
Fall on thy head!
William Shakespeare, Alls Well that Ends Well, Act 1, Scene 1
Well said: that was laid on with a trowel.
William Shakespeare,
Alls Well that Ends Well, Act 1, Scene 2
My pride fell with my fortunes.
William Shakespeare, Alls Well that
Ends Well, Act 1, Scene 2
O, how full of briers is this working-day world!
William Shakespeare,
Alls Well that Ends Well, Act 1, Scene 3
Beauty provoketh thieves sooner than gold.
William Shakespeare,
Alls Well that Ends Well, Act 1, Scene 3
When I was at home I was in a better place; but travellers must be content.
William Shakespeare, Alls Well that Ends Well, Act 2, Scene 4
I met a fool i the forest,
A motley fool.
William Shakespeare,
Alls Well that Ends Well, Act 2, Scene 7
And so from hour to hour we ripe and ripe,
And then from hour to hour we
rot and rot;
And thereby hangs a tale.
William Shakespeare, Alls
Well that Ends Well, Act 2, Scene 7
True is it that we have seen better days.
William Shakespeare, Alls
Well that Ends Well, Act 2, Scene 7
All the worlds a stage,
And all the men and women merely players.
They
have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many
parts,
William Shakespeare, Alls Well that Ends Well, Act 2, Scene
7
With bag and baggage.
William Shakespeare, Alls Well that Ends
Well, Act 3, Scene 2
Neither rhyme nor reason.
William Shakespeare, Alls Well that Ends
Well, Act 3, Scene 2
No legacy is so rich as honesty.
William Shakespeare, Alls Well
that Ends Well, Act 3, Scene 5
Can one desire too much of a good thing?
William Shakespeare, As You
Like It, Act 4, Scene 1
see Cervantes
For ever and a day.
William Shakespeare, As You Like It, Act 4,
Scene 1
The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.
William Shakespeare, As You Like It, Act 5, Scene 1
He must have a long spoon that must eat with the devil.
William
Shakespeare, Comedy of Errors, Act 4 Scene 3.
Neither a borrower nor a lender be;
For loan oft loses both itself and
friend,
And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry.
This above all: to
thine ownself be true,
And it must follow, as the night the day,
Thou
canst not then be false to any man.
William Shakespeare, The Tragedy of
Hamlet Prince of Denmark, Act 1, Scene 3
Pol. This business is well ended.
My liege, and madam, to
expostulate
What majesty should be, what duty is,
Why day is day, night
night, and time is time,
Were nothing but to waste night, day, and time;
Therefore, since brevity is the soul of wit
And tediousness the limbs and
outward flourishes,
I will be brief. Your noble son is mad.
Mad call I it;
for, to define true madness,
What is t but to be nothing else but
mad?
But let that go.
Queen. More matter, with less art.
William
Shakespeare, The Tragedy of Hamlet Prince of Denmark, Act 2, Scene 2
Ham. Denmarks a prison.
Ros. Then is the world one.
Ham. A goodly
one, in which there are many confines, wards, and dungeons, Denmark being one o
the worst.
Ros. We think not so, my lord.
Ham. Why, then tis none to
you; for there is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so. To me it
is a prison.
Ros. Why, then your ambition makes it one. Tis too narrow for
your mind.
William Shakespeare, The Tragedy of Hamlet Prince of
Denmark, Act 2, Scene 2
I have heard
That guilty creatures sitting at a play
Have by the very
cunning of the scene
Been struck so to the soul that presently
They have
proclaimd their malefactions;
Murder, though it have no tongue, will
speak
With most miraculous organ.
William Shakespeare, The Tragedy of
Hamlet Prince of Denmark., Act 2, Scene 2
To be, or not to be: that is the question.
Whether tis nobler in the mind
to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms
against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them. To die; to sleep;
No
more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural
shocks
That flesh is heir to. Tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wishd.
To die; to sleep;
To sleep? Perchance to dream! Ay, there s the
rub;
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come,
When we have
shuffld off this mortal coil
William Shakespeare, The Tragedy of Hamlet
Prince of Denmark., Act 3, Scene 1
Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more,
Or close the wall up
with our English dead!
In peace there s nothing so becomes a man
As
modest stillness and humility;
But when the blast of war blows in our
ears,
Then imitate the action of the tiger:
Stiffen the sinews, summon up
the blood.
William Shakespeare, Henry V, Act 3, Scene 1
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers.
William Shakespeare, Henry
V, Act 4, Scene 3
The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.
William Shakespeare,
Henry VI, Part 2,Act 4, Scene 2
Cζs. Let me have men about me that are fat;
Sleek-headed men and such as
sleep o nights.
Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look;
He thinks too
much: such men are dangerous
William Shakespeare, Julius Cζsar , Act
1, Scene 2
Bru. Be patient till the last.
Romans, countrymen, and lovers! hear me for
my cause; and be silent, that you may hear:
believe me for mine honour, and
have respect to mine honour, that you may believe:
censure me in your wisdom,
and awake your senses, that you may the better judge.
If there be any in this
assembly, any dear friend of Cζsars, to him I say,
that Brutus love to
Cζsar was no less than his.
If then that friend demand why Brutus rose
against Cζsar, this is my answer:
Not that I loved Cζsar less, but that I
loved Rome more.
Had you rather Cζsar were living, and die all
slaves,
than that Cζsar were dead, to live all free men?
As Cζsar loved
me, I weep for him; as he was fortunate, I rejoice at it;
as he was valiant,
I honour him; but, as he was ambitious, I slew him.
There is tears for his
love; joy for his fortune;
honour for his valour; and death for his
ambition.
Who is here so base that would be a bondman?
If any, speak; for
him have I offended.
Who is here so rude that would not be a Roman?
If
any, speak; for him have I offended.
Who is here so vile that will not love
his country?
If any, speak; for him have I offended.
William
Shakespeare, Julius Cζsar , Act 3, Scene 2
Ant. Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears;
I come to bury
Cζsar, not to praise him.
The evil that men do lives after them,
The
good is oft interred with their bones;
So let it be with Cζsar. The noble
Brutus
Hath told you Cζsar was ambitious;
If it were so, it was a
grievous fault,
And grievously hath Cζsar answerd it.
Here, under leave
of Brutus and the rest,
For Brutus is an honourable man;
So are they
all, all honourable men,
Come I to speak in Cζsars funeral.
He was my
friend, faithful and just to me:
But Brutus says he was ambitious;
And
Brutus is an honourable man.
He hath brought many captives home to
Rome,
Whose ransoms did the general coffers fill:
Did this in Cζsar seem
ambitious?
When that the poor have cried, Cζsar hath wept;
Ambition should
be made of sterner stuff:
Yet Brutus says he was ambitious;
And Brutus is
an honourable man.
You all did see that on the Lupercal
I thrice
presented him a kingly crown,
Which he did thrice refuse: was this
ambition?
Yet Brutus says he was ambitious;
And, sure, he is an honourable
man.
I speak not to disprove what Brutus spoke,
But here I am to speak
what I do know.
You all did love him once, not without cause:
What cause
withholds you then to mourn for him?
O judgment! thou art fled to brutish
beasts,
And men have lost their reason. Bear with me;
My heart is in the
coffin there with Cζsar,
And I must pause till it come back to me.
William Shakespeare, Julius Cζsar , Act 3, Scene 2
Things without all remedy
Should be without regard; whats done is done.
William Shakespeare, Macbeth, Act 3, Scene 2
Out, damned spot! out, I say!
William Shakespeare, Macbeth, Act
5, Scene 1
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from
day to day
To the last syllable of recorded time,
And all our yesterdays
have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour
upon the stage
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot,
full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
William Shakespeare,
Macbeth, Act 5, Scene 1
O, it is excellent
To have a giants strength; but it is tyrannous
To
use it like a giant.
William Shakespeare, Measure for Measure, Act
2, Scene 2
The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.
An evil soul, producing holy
witness,
Is like a villain with a smiling cheek,
A goodly apple rotten at
the heart.
O, what a goodly outside falsehood hath!
William Shakespeare,
The Merchant of Venice, (15961598) Act 1, Scene 3
Men were deceivers ever,
One foot in sea and one on shore,
To one thing
constant never.
William Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing, Act
2,Scene 2, 63
I will wear my heart upon my sleeve
For daws to peck at.
William
Shakespeare, Othello, Act 1, Scene 1
The robbd that smiles, steals something from the thief.
William
Shakespeare, Othello, Act 1, Scene 3
Reputation, reputation, reputation! Oh, I have lost my reputation! I have
lost the immortal part of myself, and what remains is bestial.
William
Shakespeare, Othello, Act 2, Scene 3
O thou invisible spirit of wine, if thou hast no name to be known by, let us
call thee devil!
William Shakespeare, Othello, Act 2, Scene 3
Good name in man and woman, dear my lord,
Is the immediate jewel of their
souls:
Who steals my purse steals trash; 'tis something, nothing;
'Twas
mine, 'tis his, and has been slave to thousands;
But he that filches from me
my good name
Robs me of that which not enriches him
And makes me poor
indeed.
William Shakespeare, Othello, Act 3, Scene 3
They laugh that win.
William Shakespeare, Othello, Act 4, Scene
1
T is neither here nor there.
William Shakespeare, Othello, Act
4, Scene 3
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say 'Ay,'
And I will take thy word:
yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove false; at lovers' perjuries
They
say, Jove laughs.
William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet, Act 2,
Scene 2
What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell
as sweet.
William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet, Act 2, scene 2
Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day
to day
To the last syllable of recorded time,
And all our yesterdays have
lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but
a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the
stage
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of
sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
William Shakespeare, spoken by
Macbeth, Macbeth, Act 5, Scene 5
Now would I give a thousand furlongs of sea for an acre of barren
ground.
William Shakespeare, The Tempest, Act 1, Scene 1
Ah! when the means are gone that buy this praise,
The breath is gone
whereof this praise is made:
William Shakespeare, Timon of Athens ,
Act 2, Scene 2
He lives in fame that died in virtues cause.
William Shakespeare,
Titus Andronicus, Act I. Scene 2. (Lutius.)
Words, words, mere words, no matter from the heart.
William
Shakespeare, Troilus and Cressida,Act 5, Scene 3
If music be the food of love, play on;
Give me excess of it, that,
surfeiting,
The appetite may sicken, and so die.
William Shakespeare,
Twelfth-Night; or, What You Will,Act 1, Scene 1
She is mine own,
And I as rich in having such a jewel
As twenty seas,
if all their sand were pearl,
The water nectar, and the rocks pure gold.
William Shakespeare, The Two Gentleman of Verona, Act 2, Scene 4
More on George Bernard Shaw (18561950), British author and socialist activist.
A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful
than a life spent in doing nothing.
George Bernard Shaw
As long as I have a want, I have a reason for living. Satisfaction is death.
George Bernard Shaw
Assassination is the extreme form of censorship.
George Bernard Shaw
Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you
must see the world.
George Bernard Shaw
Common sense is instinct. Enough of it is genius.
George Bernard
Shaw
He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a
political career.
George Bernard Shaw
I am a gentleman: I live by robbing the poor.
George Bernard Shaw
I often quote myself, it adds spice to my conversation.
George Bernard
Shaw
I learned long ago never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides,
the pig likes it.
George Bernard Shaw
If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
George Bernard Shaw
If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples then
you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an
idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas.
George Bernard Shaw
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
George
Bernard Shaw
Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.
George
Bernard Shaw
Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have
got a hold of for the moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible
before handing it on to future generations.
George Bernard Shaw
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other
countries because you were born in it.
George Bernard Shaw
Reasonable people adapt themselves to the world. Unreasonable people attempt
to adapt the world to themselves. All progress, therefore, depends on
unreasonable people.
George Bernard Shaw
Some men see things as they are and ask why. Others dream things that never
were and ask why not.
George Bernard Shaw
Success does not consist in never making mistakes but in never making the
same one a second time.
George Bernard Shaw
The 100% American is 99% idiot
George Bernard Shaw
The liar's punishment is not in the least that he is not believed, but that
he cannot believe anyone else.
George Bernard Shaw
The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and
that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only
wasted my time.
George Bernard Shaw
The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who
have not got it.
George Bernard Shaw
What is the matter with the poor is poverty; what is the matter with the rich
is uselessness.
George Bernard Shaw
When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to
murder him he calls it ferocity.
George Bernard Shaw
You have no more right to consume happiness without producing it, than to
consume wealth without producing it.
George Bernard Shaw
When there is an original sound in the world, it makes a hundred echoes.
John Shedd
I could never be the president. Think about it. I've abused cocaine, I've
been arrested, I'm not a very smart guy. It's a big joke to think people would
want someone like me just because his dad was president.
Charlie Sheen,
asked on Saturday Night Live if he'd ever like the job his father has
playing the president on West Wing
Death will come when thou art dead, soon, too soon.
Percy Bysshe
Shelley, English poet (17921822)
Fear not the future, weep not for the past.
Percy Bysshe Shelley,
English poet (17921822)
He gave man speech, and speech created thought, which is the measure of the
universe.
Percy Bysshe Shelley, English poet (17921822)
His fine wit makes such a wound, the knife is lost in it.
Percy Bysshe
Shelley, English poet (17921822)
I love all waste and solitary places.
Percy Bysshe Shelley, English
poet (17921822)
Nought may endure but Mutability.
Percy Bysshe Shelley, English poet
(17921822)
Our sincerest laughter
With some pain is fraught:
Our sweetest songs
are those which tell of saddest thought.
Percy Bysshe Shelley, English
poet (17921822)
Poetry is the record of the best and happiest moments of the happiest and
best minds.
Percy Bysshe Shelley, English poet (17921822)
Revenge and wrong bring forth their kind; The foul cubs like their parents
are.
Percy Bysshe Shelley, English poet (17921822)
The world is weary of the past, oh, might it die or rest at last.
Percy
Bysshe Shelley, English poet (17921822)
What is Love? It is that powerful attraction towards all that we conceive, or
fear, or hope beyond ourselves.
Percy Bysshe Shelley, English poet
(17921822)
The warm sun is failing, the bleak wind is wailing,
The bare boughs are
sighing, the pale flowers are dying;
And the year
On the earth her
deathbed, in a shroud of leaves dead,
Is lying.
Come months, come
away,
From November to May,
In your saddest array;
Follow the
bier
Of the dead cold year,
And like dim shadows watch by her sepulchre.
Percy Bysshe Shelley, English poet (17921822), "Autumn A Dirge"
Strange thoughts beget strange deeds.
Percy Bysshe Shelley, English
poet (17921822), "The Cenciquot" (act IV, sc. 4)
First our pleasures die and then
Our hopes, and then our fears and
when
These are dead, the debt is due,
Dust claims dust and we die too.
Percy Bysshe Shelley, English poet (17921822), "Death"
January grey is here,
Like a sexton by her grave;
February bears the
bier,
March with grief doth howl and rave,
And April weeps but, O ye
hours!
Follow with May's fairest flowers.
Percy Bysshe Shelley, English
poet (17921822), "Dirge for the Yearquot"; (st. 4)
The babe is at peace with the womb,
The corpse is at rest within the
tomb.
We begin in what we end.
Percy Bysshe Shelley, English poet
(17921822), "Fragments"
Reviewers, with some rare exceptions, are a most stupid and malignant race.
As a bankrupt thief turns thief-taker in despair, so an unsuccessful author
turns critic.
Percy Bysshe Shelley, English poet (17921822), "Fragments
of Adonais"
Life may change, but it may fly not;
Hope may vanish, but can die
not;
Truth be veiled, but still it burneth;
Love repulsed, but it
returneth.
Percy Bysshe Shelley, English poet (17921822), "Hellas"
(semi-chorus)
A little child born yesterday
A thing on mother's milk and kisses fed.
Percy Bysshe Shelley, English poet (17921822), "Homer's Hymn to Mercury"
(st. 69)
Men must reap the things they sow,
Force from force must ever flow,
Or
worse; but 'tis a bitter woe
That love or reason cannot change.
Percy
Bysshe Shelley, English poet (17921822), " Lines Written among the Euganean
Hills" (l. 232)
Music, when soft voices die,
Vibrates in the memory;
Odors, when sweet
violets sicken,
Live within the sense they quicken.
Percy Bysshe
Shelley, English poet (17921822), "Music, When Soft Voices Die"
Rose leaves, when the rose is dead,
Are heaped for the beloved's
bed;
And so thy thoughts, when thou art gone,
Love itself shall slumber
on.
Percy Bysshe Shelley, English poet (17921822), "Music, When Soft
Voices Die"
If Winter comes, can Spring be far behind?
Percy Bysshe Shelley,
English poet (17921822), "Ode to the West Wind" (pt. V)
I met a traveler from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless
legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a
shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold
command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read.
Which yet
survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the
heart that fed;
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is
Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye mighty, and
despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck,
boundless and bare,
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
Percy
Bysshe Shelley, English poet (17921822), "Ozymandias" (1819)
And many an ante-natal tomb
When butterflies dream of the life to come.
Percy Bysshe Shelley, English poet (17921822), "Sensitive Plant"
I could lie down like a tired child,
And weep away the life of
care
Which I have borne, and yet must bear.
Percy Bysshe Shelley,
English poet (17921822), "Stanzas, written in Dejection, near Naples"
I am the daughter of the earth and water,
And the nursling of the
sky;
I pass through the pores of the ocean and shores;
I change, but I
cannot die.
Percy Bysshe Shelley, English poet (17921822), "The
Cloud"
I fear thy kisses, gentle maiden,
Thou needest not fear mine;
My spirit
is too deeply laden
Ever to burden thine.
Percy Bysshe Shelley, English
poet (17921822), "To . I fear thy Kisses"
We look before and after,
And pine for what is not,
Our sincerest
laughter
With some pain is fraught:
Our sweetest songs are those that tell
of saddest thought.
Percy Bysshe Shelley, English poet (17921822), "To a
Skylark" (st. 18)
A lovely lady, garmented in light
From her own beauty.
Percy Bysshe
Shelley, English poet (17921822), "The Witch of Atlas" (st. 5)
The meek shall inherit the Earth; now lets check out who gets heaven.
J. Neil Shulman
Only the actions of the just smell sweet and blossom in the dust.
James
Shirley (15961666)
Top management must know how good or bad employees' working conditions are.
They must eat in the employees' restaurants, see whether the food is well
cooked, visit the washroom and lavatories. If they are not good enough for those
in charge they are not good enough for anyone.
Lord Sieff
I am the Roman Emperor, and am above grammar.
Emperor Sigismund
There is only one principle of war and that's this. Hit the other fellow, as
quickly as you can, as hard as you can, where it hurts him most, when he ain't
lookin'.
Sir William Slim
Those exertions of the natural liberty of a few individuals, which might
endanger the security of the whole society, are, and ought to be, restrained by
the laws of all governments.
Adam Smith
The real price of everything is the toil and trouble of acquiring it.
Adam Smith
It was not by gold or by silver, but by labor, that all the wealth of the
world was originally purchased.
Adam Smith: The Wealth of
Nations
[Manufacturers and merchants are] men whose interest is never exactly the
same with that of the public, who have generally an interest to deceive and even
to oppress the public, and who accordingly have, upon many occasions, both
deceived and oppressed it.
Adam Smith: The Wealth of Nations
Look at everthing as though you were seeing it either for the first or last
time. Then your time on earth will be filled with glory.
Betty Smith
Leaders get out in front and stay there by raising the standards by which
they judge themselves and by which they are willing to be judged.
Fredrick Smith
Facts are stubborn things.
Tobias Smollett
(17211771), Scottish novelist, surgeon. Gil Blas de Santillane, Book 10,
Chapter 1 (1715), translated by Alain Renι Lesage (1755).
Never accept failure, no matter how often it visits you. Keep on going. Never
give up. Never.
Michael Smurfit
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in
practice, there is.
Jan L.A. van de Snepscheut
There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance.
Socrates
Truth is always the strongest argument.
Sophocles (B.C. 495406)
Being cheerful keeps you healthy.
King Solomon
If you are never scared or embarrassed or hurt, it means you never take any
chances.
Julia Sorel
Tomorrow is often the busiest time of the year.
Spanish Proverb
Decisions determine destiny.
Frederick Speakman
Ay me, how many perils doe enfold
The righteous man, to make him daily
fall!
Edmund Spenser (1552?1599), Faerie Queene, Book i. Canto
viii. St. 1.
Those who cast the ballots decide nothing; those who count the ballots decide
everything.
Josef Stalin (18791953)
But time shall come that all shall changed be,
And from thenceforth, none
no more change shall see.
Edmund Spenser (1552?1599)
He has achieved success who has lived well, laughed often and loved much; who
has enjoyed the trust of pure women, the respect of intelligent men and the love
of little children; who has filled his niche and accomplished his task; who has
left the world better than he found it, whether by an improved poppy, a perfect
poem, or a rescued soul; who has never lacked appreciation of earth's beauty or
failed to express it; who has always looked for the best in others and given
them the best he had; whose life was an inspiration; whose memory is a
benediction.
Bessie A. Stanley (b.1879), in Notes and Queries July
1976. (frequently misattributed to Emerson)
It was fear that first made gods in the world. (Primus in orbe deos fecit
timor.)
Statius
There are really not many jobs that actually require a penis or a vagina, and
all other occupations should be open to everyone.
Gloria Steinem
The president has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
George
Stephanopolous
Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to
eat them.
Adlai Stevenson
In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
Adlai Stevenson
There can be no justice so long as rules are absolute.
Patrick
Stewart
There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them, or
turn them into literature.
Stephen Stills
Any man who pays more for labor than the lowest sum he can get men for is
robbing his stockholders. If he can secure men for $6 and pays more, he is
stealing from the company.
Stockholder of American Woolen (Lawrence,
Massachusetts) 1911, told to the Rev. Harry Emerson Fosdick
There is little difference in people, but that little difference makes a big
difference. The little difference is attitude. The big difference is whether it
is positive or negative.
W. Clement Stone
There are two kinds of statistics, the kind you look up and the kind you make
up.
Rex Stout (18861975)
No dictator, no invader, can hold an imprisoned population by force of arms
forever. There is no greater power in the universe than the need for freedom.
Against that power, governments and tyrants and armies cannot stand. The
Centauri learned this lesson once. We will teach it to them again. Though it
take a thousand years, we will be free.
written by J. Michael Straczynski,
in the TV series Babylon V
The avalanche has already started. It is too late for the pebble to vote.
written by J. Michael Straczynski, in the TV series Babylon V, spoken
by the character Ambassador Kosh
People spend too much time finding other people to blame, too much energy
finding excuses for not being what they are capable of being, and not enough
energy putting themselves on the line, growing out of the past, and getting on
with their lives.
J. Michael Straczynski
Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and
leave a trail.
Muriel Strode
They say the Pharaohs built the pyramids Do you think one Pharaoh dropped one
bead of sweat? We built the pyramids for the Pharaohs and we're building for
them yet.
Anna Louise Strong
To fall in love is easy, even to remain in it is not difficult; our human
loneliness is cause enough. But it is a hard quest worth making to find a
comrade through whose steady presence one becomes steadily the person one
desires to be.
Anna Louise Strong
Success is a rare paint, hides all the ugliness.
John Suckling
(16091642)
Each problem has hidden in it an opportunity so powerful that it literally
dwarfs the problem. The greatest success stories were created by people who
recognized a problem and turned it into an opportunity.
Joseph
Sugarman
I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly
underpolluted.
Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank
(afterwards U.S. Treasury Secretary under Clinton, then president of Harvard
University), explaining why we should export toxic wastes to Third World
countries. Internal World Bank memo, 12/12/1991
Invincibility lies in the defense; the possibility of victory in the attack.
One defends when his strength is inadequate; he attacks when it is abundant.
Sun-tzu, The Art of War
Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
Sun-tzu, The Art of
War
The best victory is when the opponent surrenders of its own accord before
there are any actual hostilities ... It is best to win without fighting.
Sun-tzu, The Art of War, Planning a Siege
When you can't have what you want, it's time to start wanting what you have.
Kathleen A. Sutton
For the crown of our life as it closes
Is darkness, the fruit there of
dust;
No thorns go as deep as the rose's,
And love is more cruel than
lust.
Time turns the old days to derision,
Our loves into corpses or
wives;
And marriage and death and division
Make barren our lives.
Algernon Charles Swinburne, "Dolores"
Every one desires to live long, but no one would be old.
Jonathan Swift
(16671745)
May you live all the days of your life.
Jonathan Swift (16671745)
Men are happy to be laughed at for their humor, but not for their folly.
Jonathan Swift (16671745)
Vision is the art of seeing things invisible.
Jonathan Swift
(16671745)
We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love
on another.
Jonathan Swift (16671745)
When a true genius appears in the world you may know him by this sign: that
all the dunces are in confederacy against him.
Jonathan Swift
(16671745)
People who soar are those who refuse to sit back, sigh and wish things would
change. They neither complain of their lot nor passively dream of some distant
ship coming in. Rather, they visualize in their minds that they are not
quitters; they will not allow life's circumstances to push them down and hold
them under.
Charles Swindoll
The remarkable thing we have is a choice every day regarding the attitude we
will embrace for that day. We cannot change our past... We cannot change the
fact that people will act in a certain way. We cannot change the inevitable. The
only thing we can do is play on the one string we have, and that is our
attitude.
Charles Swindoll
I cannot even imagine where I would be today were it not for that handful of
friends who have given me a heart full of joy. Let's face it, friends make life
a lot more fun.
Charles R. Swindoll
It is amazing how much people can get done if they do not worry about who
gets the credit.
Sandra Swinney
It is a bad plan that admits of no modification.
Publilius Syrus, (1st
century B.C.), Roman (Syrian-born) writer of mimes
As men, we are all equal in the presence of death.
Publilius Syrus,
(1st century B.C.), Roman (Syrian-born) writer of mimes, Maxims Maxim
1.
Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
Publilius
Syrus, (1st century B.C.), Roman (Syrian-born) writer of mimes,
Maxims
No pleasure endures unseasoned by variety.
Publilius Syrus, (1st
century B.C.), Roman (Syrian-born) writer of mimes, Maxims Maxim 406.
It is vain to look for a defence against lightning.
Publilius Syrus,
(1st century B.C.), Roman (Syrian-born) writer of mimes, Maxims Maxim
835.
It is not every question that deserves an answer.
Publilius Syrus, (1st
century B.C.), Roman (Syrian-born) writer of mimes, Sententiae, no. 581.
It is sometimes expedient to forget who we are.
Publilius Syrus, (1st
century B.C.), Roman (Syrian-born) writer of mimes
The timid man calls himself cautious, the sordid man thrifty.
Publilius
Syrus, (1st century B.C.), Roman (Syrian-born) writer of mimes,
Sententiae, no. 689.
Discovery is seeing what everybody else has seen, and thinking what nobody
else has thought.
Albert Szent-Gyorgi
It is human nature to hate him whom you have injured.
Tacitus
Noir comme le diable,
Chaud comme l'enfer,
Pur comme un
ange,
Doux comme l'amour.
Black like the devil,
Hot like
hell,
Pure like an angel,
Soft like love.
Charles Maurice de
Talleyrand-Perigord, description of coffee
The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose
from.
Andrew S. Tanenbaum
Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
Savielly
Grigorievitch Tartakower
I want you to let a wave of hatred wash over you. Yes, hate is good ... our
goal is a Christian nation. We have a biblical duty, we are called on by God to
conquer this country. We don't want equal time. We don't want pluralism.
Randall Terry, head of Operation Rescue; The News-Sentinel, Fort Wayne, Indiana.
8-16-93
Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by
traffic from both sides.
Margaret Thatcher
Being in power is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you
aren't.
Margaret Thatcher
My job is to stop Britain going red.
Margaret Thatcher
You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it.
Margaret
Thatcher
Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman
Einstein.
Joe Theismann
Ive got money so Im a Conservative.
Lord Thomson of Fleet (Roy Herbert
Thomson), recalled on his death 4 August 4, 1976
More on
Henry David Thoreau
Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it.
Henry David
Thoreau
Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
Henry David
Thoreau
Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but religiously follows the new.
Henry David Thoreau
I never found a companion that was so companionable as solitude.
Henry
David Thoreau
If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he
hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however
measured or far away.
Henry David Thoreau
If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is
where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.
Henry David
Thoreau
In the long run, men only hit what they aim at.
Henry David Thoreau
Men are born to succeed, not to fail.
Henry David Thoreau
Only nature has a right to grieve perpetually, for she only is innocent. Soon
the ice will melt, and the blackbirds sing along the river which he frequented,
as pleasantly as ever. The same everlasting serenity will appear in this face of
God, and we will not be sorrowful, if he is not.
Henry David Thoreau (upon
the death of his brother)
Read the best books first, or you may not have a chance to read them at all.
Henry David Thoreau
That government is best which governs least.
Henry David Thoreau
The language of friendship is not words but meanings.
Henry David
Thoreau
The man for whom law exists the man of forms, the Conservative, is a tame
man.
Henry David Thoreau
The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must
wait till that other is ready.
Henry David Thoreau
The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
Henry David Thoreau
The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it.
Henry
David Thoreau
To know that we know what we know, and that we do not know what we do not
know, that is true knowledge.
Henry David Thoreau
You must live in the present, launch yourself on every wave, find your
eternity in each moment.
Henry David Thoreau
It is better to ask some of the questions than to know all the answers.
James Thurber
We succeed in enterprises which demand the positive qualities we possess, but
we excel in those which can also make use of our defects.
Alexis De
Tocqueville
You've got to think about "big things" while you're doing small things, so
that all the small things go in the right direction.
Alvin Toffler
Nietzche was stupid and abnormal.
Leo Tolstoy (18281910), Russian
Author
Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no-one thinks of changing himself
Leo Tolstoy (18281910), Russian Author
When you get right down to it, one of the most important tasks of a leader is
to eliminate his people's excuse for failure.
Robert Townsend
I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what
they want and then advise them to do it.
Harry S. Truman
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Harry S. Truman
It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
Harry S. Truman
My choice early in life was either to be a piano player in a whorehouse or a
politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference.
Harry S.
Truman
Republicans believe in the minimum wage as minimum as possible!
Harry
Truman
The "C" students run the world.
Harry S. Truman
Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
Harry S. Truman
The point is that you can't be too greedy.
Donald Trump: Trump: The
Art of the Deal (written with Tony Schwartz, 1987).
I like thinking big. If you're going to be thinking anything, you might as
well think big.
Donald Trump
I wanted to see whether or not the great Louis XIV style, which I consider
the most beautiful style, could work in a modern building. I didn't want to buy
old columns, because they're cracked and broken. I waited to have brand-new
minted marble columns... I've used all onyx. Onyx is a precious stone, many
times more beautiful. I don't believe there is an apartment like this anywhere
in the world. The view, the solid bronze window frames, the fountain all brand
new and carved. Did you see the way the window shades go up and down, all
remote? And they're bulletproof... I don't care about material needs. I could be
happy in a studio apartment with a television and a telephone.
Donald
Trump, Zen Buddhist, showing off his Trump Tower digs, in InStyle
magazine (as excerpted by Leah Garchik in the San Francisco Chronicle, December
5, 1995).
...Nobody ever helped me into carriages, or over mud puddles, or gives me any
best place, and ain't I a woman? Look at me! Look at my arm! I have plowed, and
planted, and gathered into barns, and no man could heed meand ain't I a woman?
I could work as much and eat as much as a man (when I could get it), and bear
the lash as welland ain't I a woman? I have borne thirteen children and seen
'em mos' all sold off into slavery, and when I cried out with a mother's grief,
none but Jesus heardand ain't I a woman? Then they talk about this thing in the
headwhat they call it? Intellect. That's it, honey. What's that got to do with
women's rights or nigger's rights...Then that little man in black there, he say
women can't have as much rights as man, cause Christ wasn't a woman. Where did
your Christ come from? Where did your Christ come from? From God and a woman.
Man had nothing to do with him.
Sojourner Truth, ex-slave, from a speech
at the Woman's Rights Convention at Akron, Ohio, 1851. From Narrative of
Sojourner Truth
Never wound a snake. Kill it.
Harriet Tubman
Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
Martin Fraquhar
Tupper
No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back.
Turkish
proverb
The greatest of all faults is to be conscious of none. Recognizing our
limitations and imperfections is the first requisite of progress. Those who
believe they have "arrived " believe they have nowhere to go. Some not only have
closed their minds to new truth, but they sit on the lid.
Dale Turner
More on Mark Twain (Samuel
Langhorne Clemmons)
A Banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and
wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
Mark Twain (18351910)
Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
Mark Twain (18351910)
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its
pants on.
Mark Twain (18351910)
Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their
guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
Mark Twain
(18351910)
Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
Mark Twain (18351910)
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is
sure.
Mark Twain (18351910)
A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.
Mark Twain
(18351910)
A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom that he can no longer be led
by the nose.
Mark Twain (18351910)
A mans character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses
in conversation.
Mark Twain (18351910)
Armaments were not created chiefly for the protection of nations but for
their enslavement.
Mark Twain (18351910)
A soiled baby, with a neglected nose, cannot be conscientiously regarded as a
thing of beauty.
Mark Twain (18351910)
A solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he was waiting
for a vacancy in the Trinity.
Mark Twain (18351910)
Be careful of reading health books, you might die of a misprint.
Mark
Twain (18351910)
But it was ever thus, all through my life: whenever I have diverged from
custom and principle and uttered a truth, the rule has been that the hearer
hadn't strength of mind enough to believe it.
Mark Twain (18351910),
Autobiography of Mark Twain
Buy land. They've stopped making it.
Mark Twain (18351910)
By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.
Mark Twain (18351910)
Cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a College Education.
Mark Twain
(18351910)
Change is the hand maiden that Nature requires to do her miracles with.
Mark Twain (18351910)
Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
Mark Twain (18351910)
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Mark Twain (18351910)
Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear not absence of fear.
Mark Twain (18351910)
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you
nothing. It was here first.
Mark Twain (18351910)
Don't let school interfere with your education.
Mark Twain
(18351910)
Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but
you have ceased to live.
Mark Twain (18351910)
Each man must for himself alone decide what is right and what is wrong, which
course is patriotic and which isn't. You cannot shirk this and be a man.
Mark Twain (18351910)
Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
Mark Twain (18351910)
Familiarity breeds contempt and children.
Mark Twain (18351910)
Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
Mark Twain
(18351910)
Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.
Mark Twain
(18351910)
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
Mark Twain (18351910)
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.
Mark Twain (18351910)
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
Mark Twain (18351910)
Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how
little we think of the other person.
Mark Twain (18351910)
Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must
have somebody to divide it with.
Mark Twain (18351910)
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Mark Twain
(18351910)
History, although sometimes made up of the few acts of the great, is more
often shaped by the many acts of the small.
Mark Twain (18351910)
Honesty is the best policy when there is money in it.
Mark Twain
(18351910)
I admire the serene assurance of those who have religous faith. It is
wonderful to observe the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
Mark Twain (18351910)
I am the entire human race compacted together. I have found that there is no
ingredient of the race which I do not possess in either a small way or a large
way.
Mark Twain (18351910)
I did not attend his funeral; but I wrote a nice letter saying I approved of
it.
Mark Twain (18351910)
I don't give a damn for a man who can spell a word only one way.
Mark
Twain (18351910)
If Christ were here now there is one thing he would not be a Christian.
Mark Twain (18351910)
If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve the man but
deteriorate the cat.
Mark Twain (18351910)
If you invent two or three people and turn them loose in your manuscript,
something is bound to happen to them you can't help it; and then it will take
you the rest of the book to get them out of the natural consequences of that
occurrence, and so first thing you know, there's your book all finished up and
never cost you an idea.
Mark Twain (18351910)
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you.
This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
Mark Twain
(18351910)
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
Mark Twain
(18351910)
I got so frustrated with the infernal contraption that I traded it for a dog,
and shot the dog.
Mark Twain (18351910)
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
Mark Twain
(18351910)
I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
Mark Twain
(18351910)
I have no color prejudices nor caste prejudices nor creed prejudices. All I
care to know is that a man is a human being, and that is enough for me; he can't
be any worse.
Mark Twain (18351910)
I was born modest; not all over, but in spots.
Mark Twain
(18351910)
I'm opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the
position.
Mark Twain (18351910)
In India, "cold weather" is merely a conventional phrase and has come into
use through the necessity of having some way to distinguish between weather
which will melt a brass door-knob and weather which will only make it
mushy.
Mark Twain (18351910)
In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did
succeed in making those idiots understand their language.
Mark Twain
(18351910)
In religion and politics people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every
case gotten at second-hand, and without examination.
Mark Twain
(18351910)
It ain't the part of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it's
the parts that I do understand.
Mark Twain (18351910)
I think a compliment ought always to precede a complaint, where one is
possible, because it softens resentment and insures for the complaint a
courteous and gentle reception.
Mark Twain (18351910)
I thoroughly disapprove of duels. I consider them unwise and I know they are
dangerous. Also, sinful. If a man should challenge me now I would go to that man
and take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet retired
spot and kill him.
Mark Twain (18351910)
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
Mark Twain
(18351910)
It is agreed, in this country, that if a man can arrange his religion so that
it perfectly satisfies his conscience, it is not incumbent on him to care
whether the arrangement is satisfactory to anyone else or not.
Mark Twain
(18351910)
It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and
remove all doubt.
Mark Twain (18351910)
It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three
unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the
prudence never to practice either.
Mark Twain (18351910)
It is easier to stay out than get out.
Mark Twain (18351910)
It is good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still
rolling.
Mark Twain (18351910)
It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because
it is dumb to his dull perceptions.
Mark Twain (18351910)
It is noble to be good; it is still nobler to teach others to be good and
less trouble.
Mark Twain (18351910)
It is not worth while to try to keep history from repeating itself, for man's
character will always make the preventing of the repetitions impossible.
Mark Twain (18351910)
It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you; the one
to slander you, and the other to bring the news to you.
Mark Twain
(18351910)
It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
Mark Twain (18351910)
It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to
miss it.
Mark Twain (18351910)
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don't know.
Mark Twain (18351910)
Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good
library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.
Mark Twain
(18351910)
Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not
succeed.
Mark Twain (18351910)
Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will
be sorry.
Mark Twain (18351910)
Let your secret sympathies and your compassion be always with the under dog
in the fight this is magnanimity; but bet on the other one this is business.
Mark Twain (18351910)
Love irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
Mark Twain
(18351910)
Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul.
Mark Twain (18351910): Consistency, paper, read in Hartford,
Connecticut, 1884 (published in 1923; reprinted in Complete Essays, ed. Charles
Neider, 1963) (inscription beneath his bust in the Hall of Fame)
Man is the only animal that blushes or needs to.
Mark Twain
(18351910)
Man will do many things to get himself loved; he will do all things to get
himself envied.
Mark Twain (18351910)
Martyrdom covers a multitude of sins.
Mark Twain (18351910)
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
Mark Twain (18351910)
Necessity is the mother of taking chances.
Mark Twain (18351910)
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
Mark Twain (18351910)
Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
Mark Twain
(18351910)
Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one
that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
Mark Twain (18351910)
Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
Mark Twain (18351910)
Once you put it down, you can't pick it up.
Mark Twain (18351910), of
a novel by Henry James
Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the
food fight it out inside.
Mark Twain (18351910)
Power, money, persuasion, supplication, persecution these can lift at a
colossal humbug push it a little weaken it a little over the course of a
century; but only laughter can blow it to rags and atoms at a blast. Against the
assault of laughter nothing can stand.
Mark Twain (18351910)
Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.
Mark Twain
(18351910)
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress.
But I repeat myself.
Mark Twain (18351910)
Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
Mark Twain (18351910)
Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly
in the long run.
Mark Twain (18351910)
Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very;" your editor
will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.
Mark Twain
(18351910)
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
Mark Twain (18351910)
The difference between the truth and almost the truth is like the difference
between lightning and a lightning bug.
Mark Twain (18351910)
The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and
enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to
lend money.
Mark Twain (18351910)
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
Mark Twain (18351910)
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot
read them.
Mark Twain (18351910)
The man with a new idea is a Crank until the idea succeeds.
Mark Twain
(18351910)
The New York papers have long known that no large question is ever really
settled until I have been consulted.
Mark Twain (18351910)
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what
you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
Mark Twain (18351910)
The past does not repeat itself, but it rhymes.
Mark Twain
(18351910)
The political and commercial morals of the United States are not merely food
for laughter, they are an entire banquet.
Mark Twain (18351910) on the
Impeachment of Andrew Johnson
The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy give one and
take ten.
Mark Twain (18351910)
The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong.
Mark Twain (18351910)
The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out the conservative
adopts them.
Mark Twain (18351910), Notebook
The secret source of humour itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humour
in heaven.
Mark Twain (18351910)
There are several good protections against temptations, but the surest is
cowardice.
Mark Twain (18351910)
There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate: when he
can't afford it, and when he can.
Mark Twain (18351910)
There is no distinctly American criminal class, except Congress.
Mark
Twain (18351910)
There's one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him; if he says yes, you
know he is crooked.
Mark Twain (18351910)
There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns
of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact.
Mark Twain
(18351910)
There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility.
Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy and a tragedy.
Mark Twain (18351910)
They spell it "da Vinci" and pronounce it "da Vinchy". Foreigners always
spell better than they pronounce.
Mark Twain (18351910)
To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.
Mark
Twain (18351910)
Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
Mark Twain (18351910)
Truth is our most valuable commodity let us economize.
Mark Twain
(18351910), Following the Equator
Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to
prayer.
Mark Twain (18351910)
Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
Mark Twain (18351910)
Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.
Mark Twain
(18351910)
We all do no end of feeling, and we mistake it for thinking.
Mark Twain
(18351910)
We do no benevolences whose first benefit is not for ourselves.
Mark
Twain (18351910)
What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The
taxidermist takes only your skin.
Mark Twain (18351910)
Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to
reform.
Mark Twain (18351910)
When in doubt, tell the truth.
Mark Twain (18351910)
When I think of number of disagreeable people that I know who have gone to a
better world, I am sure hell won't be bad at all.
Mark Twain
(18351910)
When I was a boy of 14 my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have
the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how
much the old man had learnt in seven years.
Mark Twain (18351910)
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands
explained.
Mark Twain (18351910)
Where prejudice exists it always discolors our thoughts.
Mark Twain
(18351910)
Whoever has lived long enought to find out what life is, knows how deep a
debt of gratitude we owe to Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He
brought death into the world.
Mark Twain (18351910)
Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because
we are not the person involved
Mark Twain (18351910)
You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
Mark Twain (18351910)
Women constitute half the world's population, perform nearly two-thirds of
its work hours, receive one-tenth of the world's income and own less than
one-hundredth of the world's property.
United Nations report, 1980
A liberal is someone too poor to be a capitalist, and too rich to be a
communist.
Unknown
A reactionary is a man whose political opinions always manage to keep up with
yesterday.
Unknown
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
Unknown (attributed by Mark Twain to Benjamin Disraeli, but unsure)
A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the
system works.
Unknown
All extremists should be taken out and shot.
Unknown
People do not resist change they resist being changed.
Unknown
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
Unknown
Isn't it strange that the same people that laugh at gypsy fortune tellers
take economists seriously?
Unknown
All things are possible except skiing thru a revolving door.
Unknown
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Unknown
Perfectionism is the enemy of creation, as extreme self-solicitude is the
enemy of well-being.
John Updike
Excuses are like assholes, everyone has one, and they all stink.
US
Marine Proverb
It is always easier to ask forgiveness than permission.
US Marine
Proverb
Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love and to work and to
play and to look at the stars.
Henry Van Dyke
It is better to be high-spirited even though one makes more mistakes, than to
be narrow-minded and all too prudent.
Vincent Van Gogh
Do not quench your inspiration and your imagination; do not become the slave
of your model.
Vincent Van Gogh
Writing a book is a very lonely business. You are totally cut off from the
rest of the world, submerged in your obsessions and memories.
Mario Vargas
Llosa (1936 ), Peruvian writer
Trust not too much to an enchanting face.
Vergil (B.C. 7019)
Common Sense is not so common.
Voltaire (16941778) French philosopher,
poet, novelist, playwright
Doubt is uncomfortable, certainty is ridiculous.
Voltaire (16941778)
French philosopher, poet, novelist, playwright
Faith consists in believing when it is beyond the power of reason to believe.
It is not enough that a thing be possible for it to be believed.
Voltaire
(16941778) French philosopher, poet, novelist, playwright
God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Voltaire
(16941778) French philosopher, poet, novelist, playwright
History can be written well only in a free country.
Voltaire
(16941778) French philosopher, poet, novelist, playwright
History is little else than a picture of human crimes and misfortunes.
Voltaire (16941778) French philosopher, poet, novelist, playwright
I advise you to go on living solely to enrage those who are paying your
annuities. It is the only pleasure I have left.
Voltaire (16941778)
French philosopher, poet, novelist, playwright
I disagree with what you say, but I shall defend to the death your right to
say it.
Voltaire (16941778) French philosopher, poet, novelist,
playwright
If we believe absurdities we shall commit atrocities.
Voltaire
(16941778) French philosopher, poet, novelist, playwright
It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.
Voltaire
(16941778) French philosopher, poet, novelist, playwright
It is not enough to conquer; one must learn to seduce.
Voltaire
(16941778) French philosopher, poet, novelist, playwright
Judge a man by his questions rather than by his answers.
Voltaire
(16941778) French philosopher, poet, novelist, playwright
Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination.
Voltaire (16941778) French philosopher, poet, novelist, playwright
Men use thought only to justify their wrongdoings, and speech only to conceal
their thoughts.
Voltaire (16941778) French philosopher, poet, novelist,
playwright
Originality is nothing by judicious imitation. The most original writers
borrowed one from another.
Voltaire (16941778) French philosopher, poet,
novelist, playwright
The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient while nature cures the
disease.
Voltaire (16941778) French philosopher, poet, novelist,
playwright
The best government is a benevolent tyranny tempered by an occasional
assassination.
Voltaire (16941778) French philosopher, poet, novelist,
playwright
The instruction we find in books is like fire. We fetch it from our
neighbours, kindle it at home, communicate it to others, and it becomes the
property of all.
Voltaire (16941778) French philosopher, poet, novelist,
playwright
To hold a pen is to be at war.
Voltaire (16941778) French philosopher,
poet, novelist, playwright
Weakness on both sides is, as we know, the motto of all quarrels.
Voltaire (16941778) French philosopher, poet, novelist, playwright
When it's a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.
Voltaire (16941778) French philosopher, poet, novelist, playwright
Whoever serves his country well has no need of ancestors.
Voltaire
(16941778) French philosopher, poet, novelist, playwright
Why does the Air Force need expensive new bombers? Have the people we've been
bombing over the years been complaining?
George Wallace
Outstanding leaders go out of their way to boost the self-esteem of their
personnel. If people believe in themselves, it's amazing what they can
accomplish.
Sam Walton, founder/owner of WalMart
High expectations are the key to everything.
Sam Walton
Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?
H.M. Warner, founder of Warner
Brothers, in 1927.
No race can prosper til it learns there is as much dignity in tilling a field
as in writing a poem.
Booker T. Washington, address to the Atlanta
Exposition, Sept. 18, 1895
Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in
life, as by the obstacles one has overcome trying to succeed.
Booker T. Washington
To hold a man down, you have to stay down with him.
Booker T. Washington
Character is power.
Booker T. Washington
Friendship is a plant of slow growth and must undergo and withstand the
shocks of adversity before it is entitled to the appellation.
George Washington
I conceive that a knowledge of books is the basis on which all other
knowledge rests.
George Washington
The greatest part of our happiness depends on our dispositions, not our
circumstances.
Martha Washington
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
Thomas J.
Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943
Recently, I was asked if I was going to fire an employee who made a mistake
that cost the company $600,000. No, I replied, I just spent $600,000 training
him. Why would I want somebody to hire his experience?
Thomas J. Watson,
Chairman of IBM
All the problems of the world could be settled easily if men were only
willing to think. The trouble is that men very often resort to all sorts of
devices in order not to think, because thinking is such hard work.
Thomas
J. Watson, Chairman of IBM
Nothing so conclusively proves a man's ability to lead others as what he does
from day to day to lead himself.
Thomas J. Watson, Chairman of IBM
If you want to succeed, double your failure rate.
Thomas J. Watson,
Chairman of IBM
It is a curious thing... that every creed promises a paradise which will be
absolutely uninhabitable for anyone of civilized taste.
Evelyn Waugh
Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
Evelyn Waugh
Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid.
John Wayne
I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. there
were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly
trying to keep it for themselves.
John Wayne
It's what you learn after you know it all that counts.
Earl Weaver
It is a wasted day unless you have learned something new and made someone
smile.
Mark Weingartz
I don't say we all ought to misbehave, but we ought to look as if we could.
Orson Welles (19151985), actor, author, director
I passionately hate the idea of being with it, I think an artist has always
to be out of step with his time.
Orson Welles (19151985), actor, author,
director
Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when called upon to act
in accordance with the dictates of reason.
Orson Welles (19151985),
actor, author, director
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are
three other people.
Orson Welles (19151985), actor, author, director
Do all the good you can, By all the means you can, In all the ways you can,
In all the places you can, At all the times you can, To all the people you can,
As long as ever you can.
John Wesley
Everything's in the mind. That's where it all starts. Knowing what you want
is the first step toward getting it.
Mae West (18921980)
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
Mae West (18921980)
Good sex is like good Bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better
have a good hand.
Mae West
He who hesitates is a damned fool.
Mae West (18921980)
I have been on more laps than a napkin.
Mae West (18921980)
Keep a diary and one day it'll keep you.
Mae West (18921980)
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.
Mae West
Sex is an emotion in motion.
Mae West (18921980)
They say love is blind...and marriage is an institution. Well, I'm not ready for an institution
for the blind just yet.
Mae West (18921980)
Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
Mae West
(18921980)
To err is human but divine!
Mae West (18921980)
Too much of a good thing is wonderful.
Mae West (18921980)
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never
tried before.
Mae West, Klondike Annie
You're never too old to become younger.
Mae West
This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a
means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us.
Western Union internal memo, 1876.
The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have
any.
Katherine Whitehorn
A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat.
Katherine
Whitehorn
Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for doing it.
Katherine Whitehorn
First things first, but not necessarily in that order.
Doctor Who
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a
little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian.
Dennis Wholey
A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the
first time.
Alfred E. Wiggam
More on
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
A bad man is the sort of man who admires innocence, and a bad woman is the
sort of woman a man never gets tired of.
Oscar Wilde (18541900), A
Woman of No Importance 1893
A cynic is a person who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment
is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relatives.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
A kiss may ruin a human life.
Oscar Wilde (18541900), A Woman of No
Importance 1893
All the good things in life are immoral, illegal, or heavily taxed.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more.
Oscar Wilde
(18541900)
A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her.
Oscar Wilde (18541900), The Picture of Dorian Gray 1891
A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
Oscar Wilde
(18541900)
A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
A man who desires to get married should know either everything or nothing.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
A man who moralizes is usually a hypocrite, and a woman who moralizes is
invariably plain.
Oscar Wilde (18541900), Lady Windermere's Fan (1892)
A poet can survive anything but a misprint.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
A visionary is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before
the rest of the world.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
A well-tied tie is the first serious step in life.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without
civilization in between.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
Ambition is the last refuge of the failure.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
And now, I am dying beyond my means.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
while sipping champagne on his deathbed.
An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
Anybody can be good in the country; there are no temptations there.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
Anybody can make history; only a great man can write it.
Oscar Wilde
(18541900)
Anybody can sympathise with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathise with a friend's success.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is
perfectly satisfied.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
At six o'clock we cleaned our cells,
At seven all was still,
But the
sough and swing of a mighty wing
The prison seemed to fill,
For the Lord
of Death with icy breath
Had entered in to kill.
Oscar Wilde
(18541900), The Ballad of Reading Gaol
Bad artists always admire each others work.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
Being natural is simply a pose.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
Bernard Shaw is an excellent man; he has not an enemy in the world, and none
of his friends like him.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion,
enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
Oscar Wilde
(18541900)
Caricature is the tribute that mediocrity pays to genius.
Oscar Wilde
(18541900)
Clever people never listen and stupid people never talk.
Oscar Wilde
(18541900)
Crying is the refuge of plain women but the ruin of pretty ones.
Oscar
Wilde (18541900), Lady Windermere's Fan (1892)
Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people, by the people, for the
people.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
Divorces are made in heaven.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
Don't be misled into the paths of virtue.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
Duty is what one expects from others.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
Education is an admirable thing, but it well to remember from time to time
that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
Oscar Wilde
(18541900)
Every great man has his disciples, and it is always Judas who writes the biography.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
Everyone should keep someone else's diary.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
Everybody who is incapable of learning has taken up teaching.
Oscar
Wilde (18541900)
Experience is the name everyone gives to his mistakes.
Oscar Wilde
(18541900)
Faithfulness is to the emotional life what consistency is to the life of the
intellect simply a confession of failures.
Oscar Wilde (18541900),
The Picture of Dorian Gray 1891
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every
six months.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
He hadn't a single redeeming vice.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
He had the sort of face that, once seen, is never remembered.
Oscar
Wilde (18541900)
He knew the precise psychological moment when to say nothing.
Oscar
Wilde (18541900), The Picture of Dorian Gray 1891
Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband
died, her hair turned quite gold from grief.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
He was always late on principle; his principle being that punctuality is the
thief of time.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
I can resist everything except temptation.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
I do not approve of anything that tampers with natural ignorance. Ignorance
is like a delicate exotic fruit; touch it, and the bloom is gone.
Oscar
Wilde (18541900)
I am not young enough to know everything.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
I am sick of women who love me. Women who hate me are much more interesting.
Oscar Wilde (18541900), The Picture of Dorian Gray 1891
I do not play cricket because it requires me to assume such indecent postures
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
I don't know that women are always rewarded for being charming. I think they
are usually punished for it!
Oscar Wilde (18541900), An Ideal
Husband 1895
I don't like compliments, and I don't see why a man should think he is
pleasing a woman enormously when he says to her awhile heap of things that he
doesn't mean.
Oscar Wilde (18541900), said by Lady Windemere in Lady
Windermere's Fan (1892)
I don't think there is a woman in the world who would not be a little
flattered if one made love to her. It is that which makes women so irresistibly
adorable.
Oscar Wilde (18541900), A Woman of No Importance
1893
I find that alcohol when taken in sufficient quantities can bring about all
the effects of drunkeness.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.
Oscar
Wilde (18541900)
I know not whether Laws be right, Or whether Laws be wrong; All that we know who lie in
gaol Is that the wall is strong; And that each day is like a year, A year whose days are long.
Oscar Wilde (18541900), The Ballad of Reading Gaol
I like men who have a future and women who have a past.
Oscar Wilde
(18541900)
I must decline your invitation owing to a subsequent engagement.
Oscar
Wilde (18541900)
I never put off till tomorrow what I can do the day after.
Oscar Wilde
(18541900)
I never travel without my dairy. One should always have something sensational
to read.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
I prefer women with a past. They're always so damned amusing to talk to.
Oscar Wilde (18541900), Lady Windermere's Fan (1892)
I sometimes think that God in creating man, somewhat overestimated His
ability.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life.
Oscar
Wilde (18541900)
If one tells the truth, one is sure sooner or later to be found out.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
In America the President reigns for four years and journalism governs forever
and ever.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
In examinations the foolish ask questions that the wise cannot answer.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
In the old day men had the rack; now they have the press.
Oscar Wilde
(18541900)
It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
Oscar
Wilde (18541900)
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
Oscar Wilde
(18541900)
It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about, nowadays, saying things
against one behind one's back that are absolutely and entirely true.
Oscar
Wilde (18541900), A Woman of No Importance 1893
It is very vulgar to talk like a dentist when one isn't a dentist. It
produces a false impression.
Oscar Wilde (18541900): The Importance of
Being Earnest 1895
It takes a thoroughly good woman to do a thoroughly stupid thing.
Oscar
Wilde (18541900), Lady Windermere's Fan (1892)
Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the
best ending for one.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
Life is much too important a thing ever to talk seriously about it.
Oscar Wilde (18541900), Vera, of The Nihilists
Life is never fair...And perhaps it is a good thing for most of us that it is
not.
Oscar Wilde (18541900), An Ideal Husband 1895
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of
hope over experience.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
Men always want to be a woman's first love; women have a more subtle
instinct: what they like is to be a man's last romance.
Oscar Wilde
(18541900)
Men are horribly tedious when they are good husbands, and abominably
conceited when they are not.
Oscar Wilde (18541900), A Woman of No
Importance 1893
Men become old, but they never become good.
Oscar Wilde (18541900),
Lady Windermere's Fan (1892)
Men marry because they are tired; women because they are curious. Both are
disappointed.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we generally
dislike.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
More than half modern culture depends on what one shouldn't read.
Oscar
Wilde (18541900)
Most men and women are forced to perform parts for which they have no
qualification.
Oscar Wilde (18541900), Lord Arthur Savile's Crime
1887
Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a
mimicry, their passions a quotation.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
My dear young lady, there was a great deal of truth, I dare say, in what you
said, and you looked very pretty while you said it, which is much more
important.
Oscar Wilde (18541900), A Woman of No Importance
1893
My own business always bore's me to death; I prefer other people's.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
Never buy a thing you don't want merely because it is dear.
Oscar Wilde
(18541900)
No man is rich enough to buy back his past.
Oscar Wilde (18541900),
An Ideal Husband 1895
No man should have a secret from his wife; she invariably finds out.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
Nothing is so aggravating as calmness.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
Nothing looks so like innocence as an indiscretion.
Oscar Wilde
(18541900)
Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman or the
want of it in the man.
Oscar Wilde (18541900), A Woman of No
Importance 1893
Nothing succeeds like excess.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
Nowdays all married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors live like
married men.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
Nowdays to be intelligible is to be found out.
Oscar Wilde
(18541900)
One can survive everything nowdays except death.
Oscar Wilde
(18541900)
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
Oscar Wilde (18541900), In Conversation
One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.
Oscar
Wilde (18541900)
One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would
tell one that, would tell one anything.
Oscar Wilde (18541900), A Woman
of No Importance 1893
One's real life is so often the life that one does not lead.
Oscar Wilde
(18541900)
Only great masters of style can succeed in being obtuse.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
Only the shallow know themselves.
Oscar Wilde (18541900), Phrases
and Philosophies for the Use of the Young
People who count their chickens before they are hatched, act very wisely,
because chickens run about so absurdly that it is impossible to count them
accurately.
Oscar Wilde (18541900), Letter from Paris, May 1900
Plain women are always jealous of their husbands. Beautiful women never are. They are
always so occupied with being jealous of other women's husbands.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
Questions are never indiscreet; answers sometimes are.
Oscar Wilde
(18541900)
Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should
be happier than others.
Oscar Wilde (18541900), In
Conversation
Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow.
Oscar Wilde
(18541900)
She looks like a woman with a past. Most pretty women do.
Oscar Wilde
(18541900), An Ideal Husband 1895
She who hesitates is won.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
She wore too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is
always a sign of despair in a woman.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
Society produces rogues, and education makes one rogue cleverer than another.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
Something was dead in each of us, And what was dead was Hope.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
The advantages of the emotions is that they lead us astray.
Oscar Wilde
(18541900)
The best way to make children is to make them happy.
Oscar Wilde
(18541900)
The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden. It ends with
Revelation.
Oscar Wilde (18541900), A Woman of No Importance
1893
The books that the world calls immoral are the books that show the world its
own shame.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
The clever people never listen, and the stupid people never talk.
Oscar
Wilde (18541900), A Woman of No Importance 1893
The condition of perfection is idleness; The aim of perfection is youth.
Oscar Wilde (18541900), Phrases and Philosopies for the Use of the
Young
The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is not read.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
The English country gentleman galloping after a fox the unspeakable in full
pursuit of the uneatable.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
The English public take no interest in a work of art until it is told that
the work in question is obscene.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
The liar at any rate recognizes that recreation, not instruction, is the aim
of conversation, and is a far more civilized being than the blockhead who loudly
expresses his disbelief in a story which is told simply for the amusement of the
company.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
The more one analyses people, the more all reasons for analysis disappear.
Sooner or later one comes to that dreadful universal thing called human nature.
Oscar Wilde (18541900), The Decay of Lying
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young
know everything.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
The only thing one can do with good advice is to pass it on. It is never of
any use to oneself.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything, except what is
worth knowing.
Oscar Wilde (18541900), The Soul of Man Under
Socialism
The reason we are so pleased to find other people's secrets is that it
distracts public attention from our own.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
The stage is not merely the meeting place of all the arts, but is also the return of art to life.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
The true perfection of man lies, not in what man has, but in what man is. Nothing should
be able to harm a man but himself. Nothing should be able to rob a man at all. What a man
really has is what is in him. What is outside of him should be a matter of no importance.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
There are people who say I have never really done anything wrong in my life; of course,
they only say it behind my back.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
There is hardly a person in the House of Commons worth painting, although
many of them would be better for a little whitewashing.
Oscar Wilde
(18541900)
There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written
or badly written.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
There is only one class in the community that thinks more about money than
the rich, and that is the poor.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that
is not being talked about.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
The soul is born old but grows young. That is the comedy of life. And the
body is born young and grows old. That is life's tragedy.
Oscar Wilde
(18541900), A Woman of No Importance 1893
The truth is rarely pure and never simple.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.
Oscar Wilde
(18541900), Lord Arthur Savile's Crime 1887
The world is divided into two classes; those who believe the incredible, and
those who do the improbable.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
Those who are faithless know the pleasures of love; it is the faithful who
know love's tragedies.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
To have lost one parent is a misfortune. To have lost both looks like
carelessness.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
To love oneself is the beginning of a life-long romance.
Oscar Wilde
(18541900), Phrases and Philosophies for the Use of the Young
True friends stab you in the front.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
Truth, in matters of religion, is simply the opinion that has survived.
Oscar Wilde (18541900), The Critic as Artist (1891)
Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of
marriage make her something like a public building.
Oscar Wilde
(18541900)
Vulgarity is simply the conduct of others.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Oscar Wilde
(18541900), The Duchess of Padua 1883
We live in age when unnecessary things are our only necessities.
Oscar
Wilde (18541900)
We were all born in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
Oscar Wilde (18541900), Lady Windermere's Fan (1892)
What people call insincerity is simply a method by which we can multiply our
personalities. Ambition is the last refuge of the failure.
Oscar Wilde
(18541900), The Critic as Artist
When a woman marries again it is because she detested her first husband. When
a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. Women try their
luck; men risk it.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven in its infinite
mercy sends them a nice plump missionary.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
Oscar
Wilde (18541900)
When one is in love, one always begins by deceiving one's self, and one
always ends by deceving others. That is what the world calls a romance.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
When the gods wish to punish us they answer our prayers.
Oscar Wilde
(18541900)
Who, being loved, is poor?
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
Why was I born with such contemporaries?
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
Wicked women bother one; good women bore one; that is the only difference
between them.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.
Oscar Wilde (18541900)
Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.
Oscar Wilde
(18541900), The Sphinx Without a Secret
Women give to men the very gold of their lives. But they invariably want it
back in small change.
Oscar Wilde (18541900), The Picture of Dorian
Gray 1891
Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same.
Oscar
Wilde (18541900)
You must not find symbols in everything you see. It makes life impossible.
Oscar Wilde (18541900), Salome 1894
Young men want to be faithful and are not; old men want to be faithless and
cannot.
Oscar Wilde (18541900), The Picture of Dorian Gray
1891
The pursuit of perfection often impedes improvement.
George F. Will
The unpleasant sound Bush is emitting as he traipses from one conservative
gathering to another is a thin, tinny arfthe sound of a lap dog.
George
F. Will, on then Vice President George Bush, Washington Post, January 30,
1986
Life is the acceptance of responsibilities or their evasion, it is a business
of meeting obligations or avoiding them. To every man the choice is continually
being offered, and by the manner of his choosing you may fairly measure
him.
Ben Ames Williams
Make voyages! Attempt them...there's nothing else.
Tennessee Williams
(19111983)
We all live in a house on fire, no fire department to call; no way out, just
the upstairs window to look out of while the fire burns the house down with us
trapped, locked in it.
Tennessee Williams (19111983)
All cruel people describe themselves as paragons of frankness.
Tennessee Williams (19111983)
I can't stand a naked light bulb, any more than I can a rude remark or a
vulgar action.
Tennessee Williams (19111983)
In memory everything seems to happen to music.
Tennessee Williams
(19111983)
Luxury is the wolf at the door and its fangs are the vanities and conceits
germinated by success. When an artist learns this, he knows where the danger is.
Tennessee Williams (19111983)
Time rushes toward us with its hospital tray of infinitely varied narcotics,
even while it is preparing us for its inevitably fatal operation.
Tennessee
Williams (19111983)
Cynics regarded everybody as equally corrupt... Idealists regarded everybody
as equally corrupt, except themselves.
Robert Anton Wilson
A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits.
Woodrow
Wilson
The truth is we are all caught in a great economic system which is heartless.
Woodrow Wilson
A cult is a religion with no political power.
Tom Wolfe
Be more concerned with your character than your reputation. Your character is
what you really are while your reputation is merely what others think you are.
John Wooden
You can't let praise or criticism get to you. It's a weakness to get caught
up in either one.
John Wooden
It is amazing how much can be accomplished if no one cares who gets the
credit.
John Wooden
It is what you learn after you know it all that counts.
John Wooden
More on William
Wordsworth (17701850), English poet
A traveller on the skirt of Sarum's Plain
Pursued his vagrant way,
with feet half bare;
Stooping his gait, but not as if to gain
Help
from the staff he bore; for mien and air
Were hardy, though his cheek seemed
worn with care
Both of the time to come, and time long fled:
Down
fell in straggling locks his thin grey hair;
A coat he wore of military
red
But faded, and stuck o'er with many a patch and shred.
While thus
he journeyed, step by step led on,
He saw and passed a stately inn,
full sure
That welcome in such house for him was none.
No board
inscribed the needy to allure
Hung there, no bush proclaimed to old and
poor
And desolate, "Here you will find a friend!"
The pendent grapes
glittered above the door;
On he must pace, perchance 'till night
descend,
Where'er the dreary roads their bare white lines extend.
William Wordsworth (17701850), English poet, Incidents Upon Salisbury
Plain (also called Guilt and Sorrow
And homeless near a thousand homes I stood,
And near a thousand
tables pined and wanted food.
William Wordsworth (17701850), English
poet, Incidents Upon Salisbury Plain
And t is my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes.
William Wordsworth (17701850), English poet, Lines written in Early
Spring
But hearing oftentimes
The still, sad music of
humanity.
William Wordsworth (17701850), English poet, Lines completed
a few miles above Tintern Abbey
My heart leaps up when I behold
A rainbow in the
sky:
So was it when my life began;
So is it now I am a man;
So be it
when I shall grow old,
Or let me die!
The Child is
father of the Man;
I could wish my days to
be
Bound each to each by natural piety.
William Wordsworth
(17701850), English poet, The Rainbow, 1802
That best portion of a good mans life,
His
little, nameless, unremembered acts
Of kindness and of love.
William Wordsworth (17701850), English poet, Lines completed a few miles
above Tintern Abbey
We'll talk of sunshine and of song,
And summer days, when we were
young;
Sweet childish days, that were as
long
As twenty days are now.
William Wordsworth
(17701850), English poet, To a Butterfly
The thing you really believe in always happens... and the belief in a thing
makes it happen.
Frank Lloyd Wright
The primary purpose of the Data statement is to give names to constants;
instead of referring to pi as 3.141592653589793 at every appearance, the
variable Pi can be given that value with a Data statement and used instead of
the longer form of the constant. This also simplifies modifying the program,
should the value of pi change.
Xerox Computers Fortran manual
Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire.
William Butler Yeats (1865 - 1939), Irish poet and revivalist of Irish
literature
I heard the old, old men say,
"Every thing
alters,
And one by one we drop away."
They had hands like
claws, and their knees
Were twisted like the old thorn
trees
By the waters.
I heard the old, old men
say,
"All that's beautiful drifts away
Like the waters."
William Butler Yeats (1865 - 1939), Irish poet and revivalist of Irish
literature, The Old Men admiring themselves in the Water
Land of Hearts Desire,
Where beauty has no ebb,
decay no flood,
But joy is wisdom, Time an endless song.
William
Butler Yeats (1865 - 1939), Irish poet and revivalist of Irish literature,
Land of Hearts Desire
Do, or do not. There is no "try."
Yoda
Nothing is illegal if one hundred businessmen decide to do it.
Andrew
Young
It isn't the incompetent who destroys an organization. The incompetent never
gets in a position to destroy it. It is those who have achieved something and
want to rest upon their achievements who are forever clogging things up.
F.M. Young
It is not the crook in modern business we fear, but the honest man who
doesn't know what he is doing.
Owen D. Young
It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Emiliano
Zapata
You can't be a Real Country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps
if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the
very least you need a beer.
Frank Zappa (1940 - 1993), American singer,
guitarist, philosopher and actor
I'm not black but there's times I wish I could say I wasn't white.
Frank Zappa (1940 - 1993), American singer, guitarist, philosopher and actor
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child
is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
Frank Zappa
(1940 - 1993), American singer, guitarist, philosopher and actor
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer
shelf life.
Frank Zappa (1940 - 1993), American singer, guitarist,
philosopher and actor
No nation ancient or modern ever lost the liberty of freely speaking,
writing, or publishing their sentiments, but forthwith lost their liberty in
general and became slaves.
John Peter Zenger
I'll sleep when I'm dead.
Warren Zevon
Nothing can stop people with the right mental attitude from achieving their
goals; nothing on earth can help those with the wrong mental attitude.
W.
W. Zieg
Real love is a growing and development process that involves every emotion,
problem, joy and triumph known to man.
Zig Ziglar
You cannot tailor-make the situations in life, but you can tailor-make the
attitudes to fit those situations.
Zig Ziglar
The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character,
integrity, faith, love and loyalty.
Zig Ziglar
When you are tough on yourself, life is going to be infinitely easier on you.
Zig Ziglar
Those who say it can't be done are usually interupted by others doing it.
Zig Ziglar
Expect the best. Prepare for the worst. Capitalize on what comes.
Zig
Ziglar
If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost.
Zig Ziglar
Remember that failure is an event, not a person
Zig Ziglar
Opportunity lies in the man and not in the job.
Zig Ziglar
One forges one's style on the terrible anvil of daily deadlines.
Emile
Zola (1840 - 1902), French novelist
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